Nonsense SMP – Minecraft

perplexing, bewildering, puzzling, paradoxical, SENSELESS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a server where pigs fly, literally. Our admin has a weird obsession with launching pigs into the sky using TNT cannons, and it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with quirky characters who have the strangest Minecraft builds you’ll ever see. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow you around and attack anyone who dares to challenge you.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that makes absolutely no sense at all, join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wackiness!

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Crafttomuck S3: Where Minecraft meets chaos and nonsense! Join now for fun times and questionable decisions!

season 3, meets, Minecraft, Crafttomuck, Invite Link

Welcome to Crafttomuck

Server Overview:

Description
Crafttomuck is a long term Create mod focused SMP. We’re looking for new faces to join our community. We are a no griefing, no stealing, good vibes only kind of server. If you think you can follow those rules, and a few others, then we’d love to see you on!
We also have a creative server, where you are welcome to use the server for any building/testing needs. Later on in the season we will open up for Season 3 of our Skyblock server too!

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Stop by www.crafttomuck.com to find the invite link to the discord where you can apply.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: The server rules include no griefing, no stealing, and maintaining good vibes. Additional rules may apply, which can be found on the server’s discord.

BullshitCraft SMP

Garbage, pure bullshit, fabrication, falsehood, Deceit

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is one hundred percent pure bullshit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. That’s right, no more exploding creepers ruining your day! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better make sure you have enough llama bucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you can build your very own moon base and explore the lunar landscape while dodging space zombies and alien cows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience one hundred percent pure bullshit for yourself!

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Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server

subpar games, no good games, unimpressive games, poor development, lackluster releases

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

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Surviving the Nonsense at Nexus – Where Chaos meets Vanilla!

emergent gameplay, meets, Anarchy, Survival, Rewards

Join Nexus Survival	Opening July 20th, 2024

Server Features:

Version: Minecraft 1.21

Type: Semi-Anarchy

Commands: TPA, Home, Spawn

Special Event: Dragon Fight on July 27th

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About Us: Embark on a thrilling adventure in our semi-anarchy Minecraft server! Embracing the chaos of anarchy while offering essential commands like TPA, Home, and Spawn, we strike the perfect balance for both seasoned adventurers and newcomers alike. Dragon Fight: Prepare for an epic battle as we challenge the Ender Dragon. Join forces with fellow players to conquer this formidable foe and reap the rewards of victory! Community-Driven Experience: We believe in a player-driven experience where your actions shape the world. Build alliances, forge rivalries, and explore vast landscapes teeming with opportunities. Our server thrives on community interactions and emergent gameplay, ensuring every session is unique and memorable. Join Us: Mark your calendars for July 20th and be part of our exciting launch! Gather your friends, sharpen your swords, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. IP: [N/A] Discord: https://discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW

FAQ

1. When is the server opening?

The server is opening on July 20th, 2024.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

The server is running on Minecraft 1.21.

3. What type of server is it?

It is a Semi-Anarchy server.

4. What are the available commands on the server?

TPA, Home, and Spawn commands are available.

5. Is there a special event coming up?

Yes, there will be a Dragon Fight on July 27th.

6. How can I join the server?

Mark your calendars for July 20th, gather your friends, and be part of the exciting launch!

7. Do you have a Discord server?

Yes, we have a Discord server. You can join us at https://discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW

AlzCraft: Hydrogel Insights & Neuronal Nonsense

Accelerate, Alzheimer’s disease, Significant, Hydrogel, therapeutic strategies

come join our epic minecraft server where we use hydrogel matrix to build the craziest structures ever! our researchers have discovered the secrets of Alzheimer’s disease and now we’re using that knowledge to create mind-blowing creations in game. join us and help us accelerate the development of therapeutic strategies while having a blast in the virtual world. who knew curing Alzheimer’s could be so much fun in minecraft!

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BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

interactions, cow dung, Authenticity, manure, nonsense

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

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CraftyGirlsMC – The Perfect Mix of Cute Girls and Chaos Minecraft Server

WHIMSICAL, lighthearted, Minecraft, CGDCT, over the top

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of cute girls doing cute things and absolute insanity!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while fending off attacks from flying unicorns and battling evil llamas. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers wear party hats and break out into dance numbers when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a giant pink fluffy bunny. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

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X-Block Community: Notes & Nonsense

positive aspect, community support, valuable content, helpful resources, good thing

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like da best thing since sliced bread. we got a community so lit, u won’t even believe it. like, we once had a pig riding a chicken as our mayor. true story bro. and don’t even get me started on our epic events. we once had a watermelon eating contest where the winner got a diamond pickaxe. yea, we crazy like dat. so come join us and be part of da madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every friday night? yea, it’s lit. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

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Intergalactic Battles of Nebula Nonsense: No Pay-to-Win, Just Fun Survival!

Skills, {Bedrock IP}, classic survival, Spawners, Player Shops

Nebula Wars Minecraft Server

Overview:

Tired of overly-complicated and Pay-To-Win Minecraft survival servers? Nebula Wars is a Semi-Vanilla survival server designed to bring back the classic survival experience without all the modern-day nonsense. Some features include skills, jobs, player shops, a real-time map, bounties, spawners, and a head database.

Website and Discord:

Join our Discord for more information and updates!

Server Information:

Java IP play.nebulawars.org

Bedrock IP bedrock.nebulawars.org

Bedrock Port 8064

Map map.nebulawars.org

Store buy.nebulawars.org

FAQ:

Q: What makes Nebula Wars different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Nebula Wars offers a Semi-Vanilla survival experience with features like skills, jobs, player shops, bounties, and more, without the Pay-To-Win aspect seen in many modern servers.

Q: How can I join Nebula Wars?

A: Simply connect to the Java IP at play.nebulawars.org or the Bedrock IP at bedrock.nebulawars.org with port 8064.

Q: Are there any in-game purchases on Nebula Wars?

A: Yes, you can visit our store at buy.nebulawars.org for optional purchases to support the server.

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Java IP	play.nebulawars.org
Bedrock IP	bedrock.nebulawars.org
Bedrock Port	8064
Map	map.nebulawars.org
Store	buy.nebulawars.org

Nonsense

Welcome to Crafttomuck

Server Overview:

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: What are the server rules?

FAQ

1. When is the server opening?

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

3. What type of server is it?

4. What are the available commands on the server?

5. Is there a special event coming up?

6. How can I join the server?

7. Do you have a Discord server?

Nebula Wars Minecraft Server

Overview:

Website and Discord:

Server Information:

FAQ:

Q: What makes Nebula Wars different from other Minecraft servers?

Q: How can I join Nebula Wars?

Q: Are there any in-game purchases on Nebula Wars?