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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4377 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 45438 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).