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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3017 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 296 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).