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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1269 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 198 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
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