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WolfCraft 1.12-1.14 Minecraft server

1.12, 1.13, 1.14, activeplayers, Antispam, BUILD, Cases, Community, creativity, Economy, Explore, Friendlystaff, Fun, multiplayer, nocheaters, noggriefing, Nohacks, nononsense, PvP, Roleplay, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Do you want to survive for real? Where there are no cheaters or griefers? Then come to us! Here you will find a cool economy, a really cool survival without dullness and creativity. In short, why should I burden you – come in and see for yourself!

51.83.184.222:25640

MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower

aunt, awkward, baby shower, Birthday, Cake, celebration, concern, decision, different day, Dinner, Event, family, first child, forced, MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower, Mother, One and Only, selfish, singing, strangers, tradition

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Zombie Dances:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3907
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Crops Grown:	8970
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1862	Towns Built:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of making your special day all about you! Unlike this poor soul’s baby shower, we promise not to invite random strangers to sing happy birthday to your aunt who just showed up unannounced.

Join our server and experience the joy of having everyone focus on YOU and YOUR accomplishments. We won’t force you to share the spotlight with anyone else, especially not some distant relative who conveniently decided to visit on your big day.

So come on over and celebrate yourself in style! Because on our server, it’s all about YOU, baby!

AloneButMarried Minecraft SMP

adult life, AloneButMarried, Decision making, emotional development, INDEPENDENCE, life experiences, life milestones, Life skills, living alone, Marriage, Maturity, milestone, Minecraft, personal growth, personal responsibility, personal space, relationships, Self Discovery, self reliance, self-care, self-sufficiency, smp, solo living

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	156	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the coolest thing ever! Like, imagine this, you’re all alone in the world, just mining and building and surviving like a total boss. And then, out of nowhere, you meet this group of crazy players who are like the Avengers of Minecraft, but way funnier and with more explosions!

Join our server for the most epic adventures, like fighting off giant mutant chickens and riding pigs into battle. Plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world, with pixelated fireworks and cake for days. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs and treasure hunts we go on.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and make some new friends who are just as weird and awesome as you, then come join us on the most epic server ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #creeperparty #blocklife

AwkwardCraft: Creeper in the Sheets

awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward hookups, awkward intimacy, awkward positions, awkward sex, awkward sexual encounters, AwkwardCraft, creeper, cringe-worthy sex, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing bedroom moments, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex stories, funny bedroom fails, funny sex mishaps, funny sex stories, intimate mishaps, sexual blunders, sexual mishaps, SHEETS, uncomfortable sex, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Star Shards Collected:	131	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	4058
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server and never feel lonely again! We have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, or a pickaxe, or whatever you need!

Our server is so lit, even creepers are jealous! We once had a player accidentally propose to their Minecraft girlfriend during a raid on a village – talk about commitment!

So come join us and experience the most epic adventures, the most hilarious mishaps, and the most unforgettable moments in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in a pixelated pig!

Amygdala Emotion Detector

amygdala, atypical, autism, brain imaging, brain region, critical, detector, emotion, emotions, Evidence, fear, findings, functional connectivity, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neuroimaging, neurology, processing, research, study, threat detection

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	1845	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	620

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as wild as a llama on a trampoline! we’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory!

our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the floss dance! you’ll be crafting and building like a pro in no time, with more resources than a diamond mine in your backyard!

we’ve got so many mini-games, you’ll be as entertained as a chicken in a seed factory! and our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a dog park!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the thrill of mining, crafting, and surviving like never before! you’ll be as hooked as a fish on a fishing rod in no time!

HumbleCraft

Active, Builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond prizes, Discord, Events, Friendly, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mods, multiplayer, Redstone, rules, shopping district, Survival, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Video

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Server Name:	HumbleCraft
Version:	1.21.4
Player Age Requirement:	18+
Special Features:	Carefully selected data packs and mods
Community:	Small but active group of members from around the world

FAQ:

What is HumbleCraft?

HumbleCraft is a 18+ 1.21.4 Minecraft SMP played by a small but active group of members from all over the world. The server is vanilla with the exception of a few carefully selected data packs and mods to enhance the vanilla experience.

What can you expect on the server?

A welcoming community filled with friendly and interesting people from all over the world.
A thriving and newly landscaped shopping district where you can make a diamond fortune.
An exciting gaming district featuring games created by our talented and imaginative members.
Interesting lore in the form of treasure hunts or story-based and player driven mysteries.
Events to bring out your competitive streak. Giving an opportunity to team up or compete alone to win diamond prizes.

What do we need from you?

You must be over 18 years old and be a decent person to be around. Discord is needed to stay updated with the servers happenings and if you are willing to voice chat that’s a great bonus!

A full list of rules can be found on the Discord server. Thanks for reading and we hope to see you in the new world!

MindCraft Realm of Chaos 1.20.2

1.20.2, ABUSIVE, Chaos, Degenerate, destructive, disturbed, disturbed individual, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, inappropriate, incestual, manipulative, mentally unhinged, mindcraft, narcissist, perverted, piece of shit, Realm, Repulsive, revolting, toxic behavior, UNACCEPTABLE, Vile

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that nonsense and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, it’ll blind you with its blinginess. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoteBlockCity

aita, country road, ditch, Door, Driver, driveway, ignoring, morning, neighbors, Note, NoteBlockCity, Obstacles, passenger mirror, RESPONSIBILITY, run into, sidewalks, trash cans, trash guys, trash truck, TV

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the trash cans have drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the trash can in the middle of the road.

Imagine a world where trash cans have the power to shatter mirrors and spark neighborly disputes. Will you be the one to bring order to this chaotic land, or will you toss your trash cans haphazardly and watch the drama unfold?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of dodging obstacles in the road and making questionable decisions like throwing away notes from concerned neighbors. Join now and let the trash can saga begin!

RegretfulBuyer Minecraft SMP

bad investment, buyer’s guilt, buyer’s remorse, costly mistake, decision, Disappointment, financial regret, hindsight, impulse buy, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, MONEY, Purchase, regret, regretful spending, RegretfulBuyer, regrettable purchase, remorseful, smp, SPENDING, Wasted, wish I hadn’t bought

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s so lit! Like, I regret not joining sooner because it’s like a virtual paradise with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. And guess what? The owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even is that?! And there’s this secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance parties, it’s wild. So yeah, join now or forever live in regret like me for not joining earlier, trust me you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you will regret it. But still, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! #minecraftislife #unicornsandpizza

Elon’s Cyber Shenanigans

Computer System, cyber, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, elon musk, Elons, Government data, government security, government technology, government technology breach, government technology investigation, government technology policies, government technology protocols, government technology scandal, government technology security, government workers, it security, security measures, Shenanigans, Technology, unauthorized access, US agency

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Elon Musk’s aides running amok and locking government workers out of computer systems! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a few alien sightings. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Mind Server

brain awareness, brain care, brain cognition, brain development, brain empowerment, brain fitness, brain function, brain health, brain longevity, brain maintenance, brain protection, brain resilience, brain support, brain vitality, brain wellness, cognitive function, Crafty, human right, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, Mind, neurological health, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	184
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

do u like minecraft? do u like to laugh? do u like to build crazy sh*t and have a good time? then come join our server! we have unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and a secret portal to the land of chocolate. our mods are all trained circus clowns who will entertain u while u play. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. so come on down and let’s get this party started!