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Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Cool Krillin Minecraft Server

Ability, Anime, Bravery, Character, Cool, determination, dragon ball, Fighting, genetic peak, good cause, Hero, Krillin, Minecraft, perseverance, sacrifice, Server, skill, strength, strongest human, Support

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mines Excavated:	2952
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your genetic peak and fight among the best? Look no further than our server, where we have the world’s strongest human as a player! He may have been born with weaknesses, but he ignores them and is determined to fight for a good cause. Join us for epic battles and outrageous adventures – because coolness is all about character, not just ability or skill!

Amelia Watson and Dooby Minecraft SMP Fan Club

adorable, Amelia, Amelia Watson, appreciation thread, club, cute, Dooby, dorky, Fan, fan community, Gaming, gaming streamer, hololive, Japanese entertainment, Kawaii, Livestream, Minecraft, online personality, smp, virtual avatar, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Watson, wonderful angel

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Amelia Watson and Dooby appreciation. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky, wonderful angel?

Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll be blessed with incredible luck in finding diamonds. Amelia Watson herself will guide you to the richest mines and Dooby will protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But that’s not all – we’ve heard whispers that Amelia and Dooby have secret bases filled with rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Join now and you might just stumble upon their hidden treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and bask in the glory of Amelia Watson and Dooby. It’s going to be a Minecraft journey like no other!

Towny MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Potions Brewed:	85	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!

play.towny-mc.com

Crimson Ash SMP

Crimson Ash, Crimson Ash SMP, Cross-Play, Filipino, filipino minecraft server, filipino server, Marriage, Marriage server, Minecraft, Mob Leveling, Mob leveling server, PvP, Roleplay, roleplay server, Server, Skills, Skills server, smp, Survival, survival server, Thirst Mod, Thirst mod server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	9838
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	141
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Welcome to Crimson Ash SMP !

Best Filipino Minecraft Server , This Server have Features like Thirst mod, Skills, Mob Leveling etc. This Server is only Survival Server but there’s a twist we add roleplay into this server like marriage ! What are you waiting for come and join to this server !

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⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Stable Work, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Farms Harvested:	660	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPMR.MCMCMC.NET

Blocky Bod Minecraft Server

apple shape, athletic build, blocky, BOD, body shape analysis, body shape guide, body shape identification, body shape quiz, body shape terminology, body type, body type classification, curvy body, hourglass body shape, hourglass figure, inverted triangle shape, Minecraft, pear shape, pear-shaped body, petite frame, plus size, rectangle shape, Server, slim figure, triangle shape

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	962954	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	29
Animals Bred:	86	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type that will have you questioning reality! We call it the “Spaghetti Squid” body type – imagine a player with the body of a squid and the limbs of a spaghetti noodle, flailing around as they try to mine and build. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Join us on this server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Whether you’re exploring our custom-built dungeons or participating in our weekly “Squid Noodle Olympics”, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden “Spaghetti Squid Temple”, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Squid Noodle God himself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of spaghetti squid madness!

Caffeine Craze Minecraft SMP

alertness, Antioxidant, balance, Benefits, brain function, Caffeine, coffee, CRAZE, daily consumption, daily routine, energy boost, Habit, health, heart health, Lifestyle, metabolism, Minecraft, Moderation, moderation is key, positive effects, recommended intake, smp, wellness

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4919
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9161
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest caffeine-fueled adventures in the blocky world! Our server is filled with coffee-loving players who believe that a small amount of coffee per day is the key to unlocking their building skills and PvP prowess.

Rumor has it that the founder of our server once built an entire castle in one night after downing a gallon of espresso. And don’t even get us started on the time when a player defeated the Ender Dragon in record time thanks to a triple shot latte.

So come join us if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level with the power of coffee! Who needs diamonds when you have a good cup of joe to fuel your adventures?

Reddit Germany Minecraft Server

Communication, Country, Digital, discussion, Europe, forum, germany, Global, internet, leader, Minecraft, Online Community, Popular, Ranking, reddit, Server, social media, statistics, Technology, Usa, User-generated content, world

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Void Gems Collected:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner redditors and take Germany to the next level of meme greatness! Join us as we build giant bratwurst statues, ride pigs into battle, and overthrow the evil Ender Dragon with the power of upvotes!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of trolling creepers with dank memes? Plus, rumor has it that Angela Merkel herself logs on to play every night, leading epic raids against rival factions while wearing a diamond-studded lederhosen.

So come on down to our server and experience the most reddit country in Europe in all its glory. Just be prepared for some seriously epic meme warfare and maybe a few too many schnitzel jokes along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Tribalism Minecraft SMP

christcuck morality, controversy, ENEMY, Ethics, Jesus, Jews, LOSING, loyalty, Methods, Might Is Right, Minecraft, morality, POL, Race, smp, society, Survival of the Fittest, Thread, tribalism, Tribe, winning, WorldView

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is all about peace and love? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where tribalism is the name of the game and Jesus is just a “dead jew on a stick” according to some of our players (we don’t judge, we just play Minecraft).

In our Might Is Right world, every tribe is out for themselves and conquering enemy tribes is the ultimate goal. But why hate on the jews? Is it because they’re winning and you’re losing? Or maybe it’s because of the methods they use? But hey, in this crazy world, survival of the fittest is the #1 principle, so no need to whine about it!

So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner tribal warrior. Who knows, you might even make some new friends (or enemies, but that’s all part of the fun)! See you in the game, and remember, this is the thread you’ve been waiting for!

Vality Survival

1.21, Adventure, Biomes, Community, competitive, Custom Biomes, Custom world, Economy, empire-building, Exploration, Friendly, Land claiming, multiplayer, PvP, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla, Viabackwards, Viaversion

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Vality Survival Version: 1.21 (ViaVersion + ViaBackwards support) IP: valitysurvival.com

Custom Biomes, Epic Adventures Welcome to Vality Survival, a thrilling PvP-focused Survival SMP with a fully custom world waiting to be explored. Claim your land in unique biomes, build your empire, and dive into our competitive yet friendly community!

valitysurvival.com