New Minecraft Servers 2025

noninvasive Minecraft Servers

noninvasive Minecraft Servers

  • Blood Pressure Buddy

    Blood Pressure Buddy
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 8993
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always gotta go to the doc to get ur blood pressure checked? well, NOT ANYMORE, my dude! this server has this INSANE new method to measure ur blood pressure without even touching u! like, u can just chill at home, playin Minecraft, and still know if ur blood pressure is good or not.

    no more waitin in those boring hospital rooms, no more awkward small talk with the doc. just join this server and u can monitor ur blood pressure wherever u are, even in the middle of nowhere! who needs resources when u got this crazy device, amirite?

    so come join us and experience the future of vital-sign monitoring. plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and the best memes around. u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun, trust me!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

    UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 2815
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

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    so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

    our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

    join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SepsisSquad: Data-Driven Docs

    SepsisSquad: Data-Driven Docs
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 810
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Zombie Dances: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

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    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild, man. It’s got this AI thingy that helps doctors figure out who’s gonna get sick with sepsis. But get this, it’s like, not sure of itself, ya know? It’s all like, “I dunno, man, maybe I need more info to be better at this predicting stuff.”

    But wait, there’s more! This server is like, totally insane, dude. It’s got all these crazy features that make it stand out from the rest. Like, you can ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Or you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless, man.

    So, why should you join this server? Well, for starters, where else are you gonna find a place that combines cutting-edge AI technology with the wacky world of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that’s as bonkers as this one? Trust me, you won’t regret it. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

    Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 8378
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Zombie Dances: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 4

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version 1.20.6 and later
    Features Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
    IP SlothSMP.Com

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I claim land to protect my builds? Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
    Is there a rank system on the server? Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
    How does the economy work? We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
    Are there PvP opportunities on the server? Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
    Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay? Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Larpers & Trannies Minecraft Server

    Larpers & Trannies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 5243
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Villages Defended: 18 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as mythical as the creatures in the game! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where there are no females, only larpers and trannies. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of larpers stumbled upon our server and decided to stay. They brought their epic costumes and role-playing skills, turning every quest into an adventure worthy of a Tolkien novel. And then, the trannies arrived, bringing their fabulous fashion sense and fierce determination to conquer the virtual world.

    Together, they created a community like no other, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and slay dragons with your fellow larpers and trannies. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TerriermonSMP: The Minecraft Adventures of a Newbie Assistant

    TerriermonSMP: The Minecraft Adventures of a Newbie Assistant
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 3374
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 266 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Chimeras Created: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

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    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a pack of wild Terriermons come charging through, causing chaos and mischief everywhere they go. But fear not, for you can tame these mischievous creatures and have them as your loyal assistants in your Minecraft adventures!

    And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the creepiest of Minecraft legends and show off your best moves!

    So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DockBlock Minecraft Server

    DockBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 3765
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6044 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic riverfront property complete with a dock/ramp/platform that will make your neighbors jealous! But watch out, because our neighbors’ kids and friends just can’t resist the temptation to jump and run all over it, even after we’ve posted no trespassing signs.

    We’ve tried talking to the parents, but they just don’t seem to get the message. One mother even had the audacity to claim that my wife gave permission, when she definitely did not! And to top it off, they’ve been caught throwing rocks at our ramp late at night.

    Join our server now and help us defend our precious ramp from these unruly neighbors and their rock-throwing kids. It’s a battle of epic proportions, and we need all the help we can get to protect our property from invasion! Who knows, you might even earn the title of Ramp Defender Extraordinaire!

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  • ExFriendExiledMC

    ExFriendExiledMC
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 1400
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Crops Grown: 1248 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 20

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in a sea of teenage friend group chaos.

    Join us and escape the toxic relationships and name-calling of real life. No more worrying about who’s unfollowing who on social media or who’s excluding who from group projects. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is when someone accidentally blows up their own house with TNT.

    And if you’re worried about uninviting someone from a ticketed event, don’t stress! On our server, everyone is invited to the virtual party, even if they’ve been blocked or unfollowed. Plus, you won’t have to worry about getting repaid for those tickets – everything is free in the Minecraft world!

    So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? Let’s build and battle together, because on our server, the only thing exploding will be your mind with fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 200YearLife Minecraft SMP

    200YearLife Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 7004
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Farms Harvested: 443
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Votes: 2659 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with the other players. The winner gets a diamond block and the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week. And that’s just the beginning! We have weekly events like lava parkour, zombie pigman rodeos, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself (spoiler alert: he’s actually a really good DJ).

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to live for 200 years thanks to our magical time-extending potion. Imagine all the diamonds you could mine, all the mobs you could slay, and all the epic bases you could build in two centuries! Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the ripe old age of 200, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly on a giant rainbow-colored llama. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a lifetime (or two) of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBusterOpinions

    BlockBusterOpinions
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 9213
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Mines Excavated: 2631 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

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    Are you tired of boring old movie discussions? Do you want to debate the most controversial movie takes with fellow Minecraft players? Join our server and argue about why Sharknado is the greatest cinematic masterpiece of all time or why The Emoji Movie deserved an Oscar! Our community is full of film fanatics who love to stir up some drama and have a laugh. So come on down and let’s get ready to rumble… with popcorn in hand!

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  • GazaCraft: IDF Rescue Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft: IDF Rescue Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 2859
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

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    So, like, our server is so lit that even the IDF is getting in on the action! We straight up rescued a dude named Qaid Farhan Alkadi from being held captive in Gaza. Like, how crazy is that?! Join our server for some epic adventures and maybe even get rescued by a real-life military force. Who knows what could happen next?! Just make sure to watch out for creepers and stuff, they ain’t no joke. Let’s do this, gamers!

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  • DesertRescueCraft

    DesertRescueCraft
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 3433
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Votes: 9826
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

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    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we rescued a 52 year old Bedouin Israeli hostage with the help of the IDF! Like, who even does that in a game, amirite? We be out here savin’ lives and buildin’ dope structures at the same time. Plus, our admins are like, actual superheroes who can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. So if u wanna be part of the most epic server in the universe, come join us and be a hero too! #RescueMissionGoneMinecraft #SuperheroAdmins #JoinUsOrRegretItForever

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