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CraftyCashGrab

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

What is a waste of money but people continue to pay for it? Our Minecraft server! But hey, who needs groceries when you can have a virtual blocky paradise to escape to, am I right? Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or participate in our weekly “Build-a-Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So why waste your money on boring stuff like bills and rent when you can spend it on pure pixelated entertainment? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to that creeper ghost)!

CashCows Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	8855	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mines Excavated:	1080	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy enchanted sword, only to have it stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that will protect all your precious loot from those green menaces! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your shiny diamonds. So why waste your money on anything else when you can join our server and have the most epic adventures in Minecraft history? Join now and become the richest player in the land!

Crafty Kings: Because who needs a crown when you have diamonds?

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of being just a measly king in Minecraft? Well, on our server, forget about ruling over peasants – become a GOD instead!

Join us and harness the power of lightning bolts to strike down your enemies, summon a legion of loyal zombie minions to do your bidding, or even create your own custom dimension where you can rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond fist, if you prefer).

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility – and also the occasional prank war between the gods that can turn the server into chaos. So if you’re ready to ascend to divine status and wreak havoc in the most hilarious ways possible, then this server is the place for you!

Creepers Anonymous: How different would things be if they hadn’t blown up the…?

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the reactors were never blown up – that’s right, no explosions, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

Join our server and experience a world where the reactors are still intact, causing all sorts of wacky and wild events to happen. From mutant creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to watch out for those pesky reactor explosions – they’re a real blast!

RainbowCraft: Where even the creepers are fabulous!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Animals Bred:	136
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring, straight-laced Minecraft servers? Come join our server, where we embrace our inner fabulousness and weakness! Our country may be small, but our hearts are big and our builds are even bigger!

Join us for daily rainbow parades, where we ride on unicorns and throw glitter bombs at unsuspecting players. Don’t worry about being weak, because on our server, the power of friendship and love will protect you from any creeper attack.

We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we dance the night away to the latest pop hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident drag queen Ender Dragon putting on a fabulous show.

So come on over to our very gay and weak country, where the only thing stronger than our love for Minecraft is our love for each other. Join us today and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Blocky Bonanza: Where We Debate the Important Questions Like Hentai vs Real Porn!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Buddies: Where We Go Wider and Dig Deeper

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	231	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Farms Harvested:	474
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our server is so wide, you’ll feel like you’re playing in an infinite universe! Want to build a giant roller coaster that stretches across multiple biomes? Go for it! Want to create a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only pink wool? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server because we can go wider than any other server out there.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wide world of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Crafty Anonymous 916

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Items Found:	8868	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	5856	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server, “mogged,” is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and battle evil unicorns for magical loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be living it up on “mogged”? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond pants.

Rustic Rest Stop – Where R&R meets Minecraft fun!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	4432	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!

Dishonored Dorks Minecraft Server: Where Creeper Explosions are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6415	Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn in a sea of horses! We’ve got more bells and whistles than a circus parade and more surprises than a birthday party at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

So why choose between 1 or 2 when you can have it all on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Votes:	4399
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Emeralds Found:	9803	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

Creeper Cruise: Where Smoking is Only Allowed in the Nether

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ores Mined:	7916
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can bring cigarettes on a cruise! That’s right, set sail on the high seas with your trusty pack of smokes and puff away as you build, explore, and battle mobs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pirate Captain Smokey Joe, who will challenge you to epic battles for treasure and glory. And rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a hidden stash of enchanted cigarettes that will give you superhuman abilities.

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of cruising with cigarettes and battling pirates for magical smokes? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!