🔥NoNeighborNoProb Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

NoNeighborNoProb

busy street, communication breakdown, community living, Conflict Resolution, driveway dilemma, grass parking, House Party, INCONVENIENCE, municipal parking, neighbor dispute, neighborhood dynamics, neighborly behavior, NoNeighborNoProb, parking issue, property boundaries, property rights, Safety concerns, shuttle service, social etiquette, street parking, town regulations

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your parking lot size? Look no further than our server! We have the biggest virtual driveways in the game, perfect for hosting epic block parties and gatherings.

Join now and experience the thrill of denying your virtual neighbor’s request to use your driveway for their virtual party. Watch as they struggle to find parking for their virtual guests and give you virtual dirty looks every time they see you.

Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the neighborly disputes and passive-aggressive interactions in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the virtual chaos begin!

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, character analysis, emotional manipulation, evangelion, fan interpretations, fan theories, fictional relationships, harem, harem tropes, Minecraft, misconceptions, psychological analysis, relationships, Server, SHINJI, Shinji Ikari, Shinji’s relationships, Shinjis, speculation, validation

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

BdayBashCraft

ah, Baker, BdayBashCraft, Birthday, birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday tradition, birthday treat, Chantilly cake, Confrontation, cookie cake, coworker, coworker conflict, HR, Kids, office, small office, Treat, ungrateful, Whole Foods, workplace drama

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

all time, best ending, Cinematic, Climax, Conclusion, dramatic, emotional, Favorite, film, Finale, Greatest, Impactful, memorable, Minecraft, Movie, MovieEndGame, Recommendation, resolution, satisfying, smp, Top, Twist

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

CharityCraft2021

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Court, denial, embezzlement, EU, Europe, far right, French, French politics, Justice, Legal, LePenCraft, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, Politics, scandal, Server, trial, wrongdoing

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

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Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchantments Applied:	252	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Towns Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Animals Bred:	119

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	756705
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Enchantments Applied:	152
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	6511	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	1921	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	New Chunks Explored:	398581
Runes Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

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