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DadCraft: No More Parentifying!

10yo, 17yo son, 2yo, 6yo, another state, Baths, dad, DadCraft, delegating, ex, helping out, long distance parenting, Meals, medical emergency, none of my business, Parentifying, parenting responsibilities, tying shoes, uncle’s death, warren

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real life responsibilities, just like Warren escaping from his uncle’s kids! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even some sneaky parenting tips from a 17-year-old Minecraft pro. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

CraftyLiesMC

believe.., biggest lie, collective falsehoods, common deceptions, common myth, CraftyLiesMC, cultural lies, Deception, false assumptions., falsehood, mass deception, Misconception, most people, popular belief, Popular misconceptions, public misconceptions, societal lies, societal norms, universal misconceptions, widely accepted lies, widespread delusion

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Zombie Dances:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aggressors, anti-semitism, assault, community outrage, CraftyCraze, criminal justice, Criminals., european crime, France, hate crime, Jewish woman, knife attack, law enforcement, Minecraft, news report, Paris, Police investigation, Public Safety, religious discrimination., SECURITY, Server, Victim, violence

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mines Excavated:	4975	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBomberBrigade

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, BOMBER, Bomber Brigade, Brigade, CraftyBomberBrigade, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, French, French Jets, international relations, jets, Military, military aviation, national defense, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, warplanes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

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Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

Bobo Sodomized Green candle Vicious Dare Explicit content NSFW Shocking Graphic Provocative Adult content Taboo Extreme Disturbing Violent BDSM Fetish Kinky Hardcore Controversial, Bobos, candle, Revenge, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3005
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	75	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	199
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3162
Runes Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Taste Bud Adventures

Adventures, Bud, Chemicals, Culinary, culinary creations, delicious tastes, discovery, experimentation, Exploration, flavor profiles, Flavors, Food, food science, Gastronomy, innovation, missing out, PALATE, produce, sensory experience, sensory perception, Taste, taste buds, unique ingredients

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Towns Built:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.