🔥NonConsensualCraft Minecraft Servers

NonConsensualCraft

Born, consent, consent to being, consent to birth, consent to existence, consent to life, Existence, existentialism, Life, Nature, non-consensual, NonConsensualCraft, philosophy

🔥 🔥 🔥

welcome to dis minecraft server where u can escape da non-consensual existence of da real world and enter a land of blocky bliss. u will be greeted by a unicorn riding a chicken and handed a diamond sword made from the tears of a creeper.

join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon tree and battle the evil potato army. build ur own castle made entirely of cake and ride a rainbow llama into battle against the evil villagers who steal ur diamonds.

we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with pandas. our community is filled with friendly players who will help u build ur dream pixel palace and protect u from the wrath of the ender dragon.

so come join us on dis server where da only limit is ur imagination and da only rule is to have fun. because in dis world, existence is what u make of it. so why not make it blocktastic?

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The Rankinator

best of, CraftyCrafterMC, evaluate, list, rank em, rank em app, rank em challenge, rank em community, rank em competition, rank em game, rank em leaderboard, rank em platform, rank em results, rank em social media, rank em voting, rank em website, Rankinator, Ranking, Rate, review, smp, top ten

🔥 🔥 🔥

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you, we have a secret underground base where the admins host dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting to be found by the bravest player. Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, you heard me right. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

SceneStealer SMP

award-winning scenes, best scenes, cinematic greatness, classic scenes, Entertainment, favorite scenes, film, filmography, greatest scene, iconic scenes, memorable moments, movies, must-see scenes, SceneStealer, small screen greatness, smp, television, Top Picks, top scenes, TV, tv shows, unforgettable scenes

🔥 🔥 🔥

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. You whip out your sword and challenge them to a dance-off, and if you win, they drop rare loot! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server. Join now for a chance to reenact your favorite movie scenes in Minecraft form – Titanic, but with pigs instead of people? Done. The Avengers, but with chickens as the superheroes? Absolutely. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

HappyTearsCraft

emotional breakthrough, emotional milestone, emotional moment., emotional release, first time, happy cry, happy tears, HappyTearsCraft, heartwarming experience, moment of bliss, overwhelming happiness, pure joy, tearjerker, tears of fulfillment, tears of gratitude, tears of happiness, tears of joy, Tears of love, tears of relief, touching moment, unforgettable moment

🔥 🔥 🔥

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated world of our Minecraft server, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, singing your favorite song in perfect harmony. You can’t help but burst into happy tears at the sheer beauty of it all. That’s just a taste of the magical experiences waiting for you on our server.

Join us and you’ll discover a land where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and every block you break plays a different tune. Not to mention the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare items and enchanted gear.

But the real reason to join our server? The community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, share a laugh, and embark on epic adventures together. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to happy cry like never before!

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

artillery shells, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military arsenal, military capabilities, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean regime, russia, security threats, seoul, Server, Tension, weapons

🔥 🔥 🔥

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, North Korea could have sent over 6 million artillery shells to Russia, but instead they sent them to our server. yeah, crazy right? like, imagine all the explosions and stuff. it’s gonna be like a fireworks show every day.

plus, we have this insane story where the creepers and zombies formed an alliance and are trying to take over the server. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja moderators ready to take them down. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day. you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Missile-Proof Ukraine F16s

aerial combat, air defense, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, f-16, F16s, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, incoming missiles, Military Aircraft, Military operations, MissileProof, Missions, national security, Russian attack, shot down, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

🔥 🔥 🔥

yo, dis server be like ukraine’s new f-16s flying high in da sky, takin’ down dem incoming missiles like it’s nuthin’! join dis server if ya wanna be a badass pilot like dem ukrainian heroes, fightin’ off da baddies and protectin’ yo turf. ain’t no time for sleepin’ when ya got missiles to dodge and enemies to defeat! come join da fun and show off yo flyin’ skills, cuz dis server be da bomb diggity!

NoGunsNoLoveMC

court orders, criminal justice, domestic abuse, domestic violence, enforcement mechanisms, federal laws, firearm possession, gun control, gun laws, gun ownership, gun regulations, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, law enforcement, Legal System, NoGunsNoLoveMC, protection orders, Public Safety, state laws, united states, University of Michigan study

🔥 🔥 🔥

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD WEST TOWN BUT WITH MINECRAFT GUNS AND CRAZY LAWS. U CAN POSSESS ALL THE FIREARMS U WANT, EVEN IF U GOT A COURT ORDER AGAINST U. WE DONT CARE ABOUT NO LAWS HERE, WE JUST WANNA HAVE FUN AND SHOOT STUFF. JOIN US IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A REAL OUTLAW IN THE WILD WILD WEST OF MINECRAFT. YEEHAW!

SensyCraft Minecraft Server

behavior patterns, Chinese, communication styles, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural differences in emotions, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, cultural upbringing, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, Empathy, ethnicity, Minecraft, Psychological Factors, racial stereotypes, sensitivity, SensyCraft, Server, social conditioning, societal expectations, Stereotypes

🔥 🔥 🔥

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you sensitive souls out there!

Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs are always friendly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood emo kids looking for a hug.

Our server is so sensitive that even the blocks cry when you break them. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re basically therapists in disguise, ready to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice in return.

So why are Chinese so much more sensitive than other ethnicities? Because they know that our server is the only place where their delicate emotions will truly be understood and appreciated. Join us now and let your sensitivity shine!

Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

bad guy, boomer coworkers, BRAINDEAD.., camping, Cheese, daily standup, FIRED, forced to listen, Homeless, inane, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, mundane, nod and grin, running commentary, SELF AWARENESS, smp, squad, standup, stupid, uninteresting, Unique, Waste of time, Weekend Stories

🔥 🔥 🔥

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

NoSleepover Minecraft Server

accommodating guests, aita, Communication Issues, elderly guests, family boundaries, family disputes, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, guest preferences, guest room accommodations, holiday hosting, hosting family, hotel room offer, house guest etiquette, Minecraft, NoSleepover, Server, setting boundaries, Thanksgiving plans, won’t let someone stay over

🔥 🔥 🔥

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your Aunt’s unexpected Thanksgiving visit can turn into a wild adventure! Picture this: your Aunt, who is 82 years old, refuses to stay at your dad’s house because of the lack of a bathroom on the same floor. So she decides to crash at your place without even asking, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But fear not, on our server, we have special accommodations for heavy guests who can’t reach high beds! We’ve got beds of all shapes and sizes to ensure everyone can get a good night’s sleep, even your Aunt who refuses to stay in a hotel because she’s too cool for that.

Join our server now and experience the madness of unexpected house guests, family drama, and the ultimate quest to find the perfect sleeping arrangement for your Aunt. Who needs permission to stay at someone’s house when you can just hop on our server and have a blast instead? Let the fun begin!

LazyCraft – Mom Edition

bachelors degree, Career Change, case manager, Edition, entry level, FACTORY, Frustration, funding cut, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, laid off, Lazy, LazyCraft, mom, Old fashioned, qualified candidates, stocking position, stress, supervisor position, unemployment

🔥 🔥 🔥

Looking for a new job is like trying to find diamonds in a sea of creepers on our Minecraft server! Just like this poor soul who got laid off from their job as a Case Manager, you too can experience the thrill of uncertainty and frustration in the job market. But fear not, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be stocking is your inventory with epic loot!

Join us and experience the joy of applying to 30 different places without any follow-up calls, just like our friend here. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a rejection email from an entry-level stocking position because they found more qualified candidates (lol)! Who needs a job when you can have the satisfaction of knowing you’re not alone in the struggle?

But wait, there’s more! Get job recommendations from your old-fashioned mom who thinks having a Bachelor’s degree automatically makes you the top candidate for a Supervisor position at a factory. Who needs qualifications when you have a degree, right? Show your mom that times are changing and it’s not easy to get a decent job anymore by joining our server and escaping reality with some blocky adventures!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a whole new way. Who needs a paycheck when you have virtual diamonds to mine and zombies to slay? Join now and let the job search woes fade away as you build your way to victory!

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Love Letters Sent:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Farms Harvested:	606

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Potions Brewed:	44

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Divine Spears Created:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Void Gems Collected:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Towns Built:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Life-Changing NonConsensualCraft Minecraft Servers