nonanglos Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4140

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

AshHour Minecraft SMP

AshHour, Curious, Destruction, Disappearance, Enigma, Fast, Fire, fleeting, fleeting destruction, fleeting moment, hour, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, question.., Quick, Rapid, smp, turn to ash, unexplained, unknown, vanish, who made it

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	262
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Zombie Dances:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado – unpredictable, wild, and absolutely bonkers.

Join us if you dare to witness players summoning giant chickens to terrorize the land, building rollercoasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and holding epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses.

But beware, there’s a mysterious force on the server known only as “The Ashinator” who has the power to turn anything and everything to ash in just one hour. Will you be the one to uncover their identity and stop their fiery rampage?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

StepMomSucks Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Argument, CATFISHED, college fund, dad, education fund, elders, family dynamics, Jonathan Bailey, Minecraft, mom’s dime, new wife, opportunity, overreacting, Rude, scammer, selfish, Server, StepMomSucks, stepmother, Sympathy, University

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5151	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your dad’s new wife and her lost college fund antics? Look no further, because our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world without worrying about scamming step-parents or demanding apologies. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t guilt trip you into dropping out of university or giving up your dreams.

Forget about overreacting arguments and family drama, come join our server where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! Let’s build a world together where the only catfish you’ll encounter is the one swimming in our virtual oceans. See you in-game, where the only thing you’ll be dropping is blocks to create your epic creations!

SisterCraftWeddingDrama

Birthday, celebrate, CHANGE, choose, compromise, consideration, decision, Difficult, engaged, family, feelings, Fiance, potential date, selfish, sister, SisterCraftWeddingDrama, special day, talks, third wedding, Understanding, wedding date

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate birthdays like never before! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to the ultimate birthday bash!

Imagine this – you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a cake appears out of nowhere, ready for you to celebrate your special day in style. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even your sister’s potential wedding date could be overshadowed by the sheer awesomeness of our community.

So come on over and join us for a birthday extravaganza like no other. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft party that will go down in history? Don’t be a blockhead, join us now and let the birthday festivities begin!

CraftyCatChallenges

cat allergies, cat behavior issues, cat behavior modification, cat behavior problems, cat care, cat exercise needs, cat expenses, cat feeding problems, cat grooming., cat health problems, cat ownership, cat socialization, cat territorial issues, cat training, cat veterinary care, challenges of owning a cat, CraftyCatChallenges, hairballs, introducing new pets to cats, litter box problems, scratching furniture

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the cat’s meow! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time filled with crazy cat antics and outrageous challenges.

On our server, you’ll have to navigate through a maze of scratching posts, dodge hairball projectiles, and even battle a giant laser-eyed kitty boss. But beware, if you don’t keep your inventory stocked with tuna fish, you might just end up as catnip for the feline overlords.

But don’t worry, it’s not all claws and chaos on our server. You’ll also have the chance to build your own cat-themed castle, ride around on giant robotic cats, and even participate in epic cat fashion shows.

So why wait? Join our server meow and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your nine lives!

UkraineBlockParty

ATTACKING, Citizens, Conflict, crisis management., Cyber Security, dating sites, digital communication, geopolitical tensions, government warning, information sharing, international relations, online presence, online safety, precautionary measures, public awareness, Russian authorities, Safety, SECURITY, social media, Ukraine, UkraineBlockParty

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, u know how the russian authorities are all like “yo, stay away from social media and dating sites in areas where ukraine is attacking”? well, guess what, u don’t have to worry about that on our minecraft server! come join us for some epic block-building fun and escape all that drama! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential attacks while u mine for diamonds. who needs social media when u can have a virtual world to explore with ur friends? join us now and leave the real world behind!

NEXAS Royale Minecraft Server

AniLive_app, battle royale, CEO, Community, Gaming, Harry_so, Lion Man, Minecraft, NEXAS, NEXAS Zone, Official Website, Royale.., Schedule, Server, social media, streaming, streaming app, Talent List, Teamup Schedule, Telly, TEMPLATE, Thread, twitter

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll meet Lion Man himself, a fearless warrior who will guide you through dungeons and slay dragons with his mighty roar.

Our official website is like a treasure map leading you to hidden gems and secret quests. Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and hilarious memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our CEO is a wizard who can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. Just tweet at him and watch as your Minecraft world transforms into a magical wonderland.

Join us on our streaming app where you can watch epic battles and crazy antics unfold in real-time. It’s like watching a blockbuster movie, but with pixelated characters and creepers exploding everywhere.

Don’t miss out on the full talent list, where you’ll discover players with skills so legendary, they’ll make you question if they’re even human. And if you’re feeling lost, just check our teamup schedule to find your next adventure buddy.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this insane world of Minecraft madness and join us on the most epic server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FrenchMemeLord Minecraft SMP

Above, comparison, confusion, disbelief, doubt, France, FrenchMemeLord, Hierarchy, humor, Inferiority, Kek, Minecraft, perplexity, puzzlement, Questioning, Ranking, Ranking system, satire, smp, Superiority

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	92
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! We’re so wild that we decided to build our server above France just to mess with their heads. Imagine the confusion of French players logging in and seeing a whole world floating above their country!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Want to participate in a pig race where the winner gets a diamond block? Or how about a build battle where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day?

Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

CarCareCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, automotive knowledge, automotive maintenance, automotive repairs, automotive services, car care, car knowledge, car maintenance, car ownership, car problems, car repairs, CarCareCraft, Communication, criticism, Gender Roles, marital expectations, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spousal responsibilities, traditional beliefs

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Farms Harvested:	152	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only car maintenance you’ll be doing is crafting a sweet ride out of blocks! 🚗💨

Join us if you’re tired of being criticized for not knowing your way around a car engine. On our server, the only thing you’ll be fixing is your epic castle walls after a creeper explosion! 💥🏰

Forget about shopping around for parts and dealing with mechanics. On our server, the only touchscreen issues you’ll have are trying to navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft! 🎮🌍

So come on over and leave the car maintenance to the experts – aka, not you! 😉 Join now and let’s build some blocky masterpieces together! 🌟

TherapyCraft: Joke’s on You!

anger problems, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanism, Disown, Empathy, ending appointment early, failed dreams, finding own path, forced desires, Grief, health issues, Insecurities, JOKE, jokes, medical accommodations, mother issues, Nurse, regret, sense of humor, therapist response, Therapy, TherapyCraft, Trauma, tremor, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of being forced into a career you never wanted? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of overbearing parents! Our server is a safe space where you can be whatever you want to be, whether it’s a nurse with a tremor or a pirate with a parrot on your shoulder.

We understand the struggles of living up to unrealistic expectations, so come join us and let your creativity run wild. Build a world where you can be free from the pressures of society and live your best blocky life.

Forget about inheritance drama and therapy sessions, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to build your next epic castle. So say goodbye to the nurse’s uniform and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us today and start crafting your own path to happiness!

InstantLoveCraft

acceptance, appreciation, attraction, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, chemistry, compassion, compatibility, emotional intelligence, genuineness, instant connection, InstantLoveCraft, Kindness, Love at first sight, Personality, physical appearance, sense of humor, shared interests, Understanding, warmth

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3750	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Do you love someone who can build a house faster than you can say “creeper”? Then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find your perfect blocky soulmate who can mine diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. Our server is filled with players who will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So why wait? Join now and fall in love at first sight with our pixelated paradise!