Non-Wobbly MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

efficient, convenience store, Reliable, Durable, smooth ride

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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TrashCraft: Self-Destructing Fun!

TrashCraft, SelfDestructing, Fun

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a whole new world of FUN and MADNESS. like, we got this new ‘living plastic’ that self-destructs once it’s thrown away, how INSANE is that? imagine building a house out of this stuff and then BOOM it explodes when u try to get rid of it. it’s like a real-life action movie in minecraft, except u get to respawn and do it all over again. join now for the wildest ride of ur life, u won’t regret it (maybe).

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PiCraft: String Theory Goof

accidentally, theory, PHYSICS., mathematical equations, quantum physics

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! SO BASICALLY, A BUNCH OF STRING THEORISTS WERE MESSING AROUND AND ACCIDENTALLY DISCOVERED A NEW FORMULA FOR PI. LIKE WHAT EVEN?! SO NOW, THEY DECIDED TO CREATE A MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT?

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER! WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT TALK, AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN IN DISGUISE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC LOLZ AND MIND-BLOWING FUN!

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Seraph’s Not-So-Serene Safari! No Square Brackets Allowed, OK? 1.21 Vanilla+ Java Fabric 16+

proximity chat, Fabric, Safari, Land claiming, NotSoSerene

Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server

Overview

Join Seraph’s Wild, a semi-vanilla, community-based server for a mature audience. Events are held regularly, rules are strictly enforced, and quality of life enhancements are included in the game!

Apply to join

You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple! Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

Features

Feature	Description
World Map	Click here
Proximity Chat/Voice Chat	Communicate with other players in-game
Discord to Minecraft Chat	Integration between Discord and Minecraft chat
Small community	Close-knit group of players
Active staff	Helpful moderators and administrators
Commitment to vanilla	Staying true to the vanilla Minecraft experience
Enforced Rules	Strict enforcement of server rules
No land claiming	Rollback griefing prevention
Minimal Lag	Optimized server performance
Custom Advancements	Additional challenges for players

FAQ

How can I join Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server?

To join, simply join our Discord server and follow the application process.

What are the server rules?

The rules are strictly enforced and can be found in the Discord server or in-game.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server has measures in place to prevent and rollback griefing incidents.

Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, events are held regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

No, the server is semi-vanilla and requires players to adhere to the vanilla gameplay experience.

Pass2Craft Minecraft Server

limited time offer, event pass, Goyim, exclusive access, Pass2Craft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most legendary, most mind-blowing server in the entire universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will teach you their ancient martial arts skills. So what are you waiting for? Buy a pass and join the fun, goyim!

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JobHunterMinecraftSMP

employment, job satisfaction, job hunting, interviews, job requirements

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where joining is as difficult as getting a job that pays two whole dollars more than minimum wage! We’re not just looking for any old player, oh no. You’ll have to go through five rounds of interviews, including a parkour challenge, a sheep herding competition, and a debate on the best block in the game.

But why would you want to join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server was attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. The only way to defeat them was to build a giant statue of a potato and sacrifice a stack of diamonds to the Minecraft gods. And you know who saved the day? One of our players, who just happened to be wearing a chicken suit at the time.

So if you want to be part of epic battles, crazy challenges, and ridiculous shenanigans, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

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CraftyConundrum

new boyfriend, family only, ex-wife drama, motorcycle vs truck, personal choices

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a college dorm room for your blocky adventures, but with less drama (hopefully). Join us and escape the real world where ex-wives bring their new boyfriends to college move-ins and cause chaos. Build your own virtual family with us and never worry about immature behavior ruining your special moments. Plus, we have motorcycles! Just kidding, it’s Minecraft. But seriously, join us and leave the real-life drama behind.

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LoneJavaTriplePay Minecraft SMP

work conditions, mental health, motivation, LoneJavaTriplePay, career advancement

Picture this: Your boss strolls up to you at your desk, a glint in their eye and a mischievous grin on their face. They drop a bombshell on you – your salary is about to triple, but there’s a catch. You have to pack up your things and head to a remote location all by yourself for a whole year. And get this – there’s no coffee.

Now, before you start panicking and wondering if you can survive without your daily caffeine fix, let me paint a different picture for you. What if I told you that this remote location is actually a secret Minecraft SMP server, filled with the most epic builds and the craziest adventures you could ever imagine?

Forget about your boss and your lack of coffee – on this server, you’ll be building towering castles, exploring mysterious dungeons, and battling fierce mobs alongside a community of fellow players who are just as wild and wacky as you are.

So, are you willing to trade in your office chair for a diamond pickaxe and join us on this insane Minecraft journey? Trust me, the tripled salary will be the least of your worries once you dive into the madness of this SMP.

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SadCraft or SadVibesCraft

Despair, despondent, Pain, Sadness, Tears

Are you tired of mining for hours only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Are you sick of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your problems!

Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft – except instead of chocolate rivers, we have diamond waterfalls! And forget about boring old mobs like zombies and skeletons – on our server, you’ll be battling giant mutant chickens and evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Across a Pit of Lava While Riding a Pig” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of giant mushrooms and exploding sheep.

So why are you sad? Join our Minecraft server and let the laughter and chaos begin!

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PutinInPixelLand

mongolia, Politics, extradition, Ukraine-Russia relations, ICC warrant

come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin running wild and ukraine’s foreign ministry is begging mongolia to arrest him!!! like seriously, can you imagine the chaos?!? you gotta get in on this action, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. join now before putin escapes and the cows start a revolution!

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