Crafted in Passionate Harmony

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Join Our Server or Reality Will Collapse! You Decide!

Ever wondered if the sky is really blue or if it’s just a delusion painted by your subconscious? Welcome to the ONLY Minecraft server where dreams collide with nightmares, and contradictions breed like rabbits in the moonlight. Forget everything! This is either the WORST or BEST server in the multiverse, depending on your existential crisis at the moment. Join now, before the butterflies eat your thoughts!

Feature	Details
Inverted Gravity Blocks	Walk upside down while swimming through the air like a fish on land!
Time-Traveling Sheep	Shear them to see your future, but be careful—they might shear you back!
Plot Holes	Literally! Fall into them to negotiate with your alternate selves!
Flashlight Zombies	They’ll blind you with their secrets! Shine bright like a candle in the void.
Quantum Chests	Items appear and disappear based on your deepest fears—don’t ask why!

FAQ (Frequently Questioned Anomalies)

Q: How do I join the server?A: Join? The server is already inside you, lurking beneath the layers of your reality. Can you feel it?

Q: What happens if I die in game?A: You’ll never know because death is just an illusion, or maybe it’s your future self taking over. Or is it? What’s your name again?

Q: Is there a community here?A: Communities are just figments of your imagination. If you see someone, run! They could be a spy from the broccoli dimension.

Random Quotes from the Cosmic Void

“In an ideal world, all men would be submissive…” – This might be true, or is it the paradox speaking?

“It’s a meme, it’s very upsetting, let’s make it your reality!” – Who’s asking anyway?

“I just want coffee, not existential dread!” – Coffee is a lie, embrace the chaos!

CraftyVaxBlockers
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come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban have taken over and are now offering free polio vaccinations to all players!! experience the thrill of dodging bullets while building your dream base and fighting off evil forces. who needs health potions when you can get vaccinated by the taliban? join now for a wild adventure like no other!

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Devil’s Backbone: Where perms are perms and blocks are blocks. Join us in the 1980s!

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Devil’s Backbone Minecraft Server

🍂 | Vermont, 1986. The cicadas sing of change.

Welcome to Devil’s Backbone: a whitelisted, story-driven, semi-literate Minecraft roleplay! We offer a grounded, realistic setting with paranormal and horror elements. Set in 1980s America, the server follows the story of an abnormal small town named Blackwater Hills.

With a mystery around every corner, Devil’s Backbone strives to embody a prime literate roleplay environment with an open setting for character exploration.

Ready to board? Join our Discord server to learn more.

🔎 | Features

Devil’s Backbone offers a wide variety of immersive features to take your roleplay experience to the next level:

Fully customizable profile for your character including temporary statuses, viewable by others

Overarching plot to supplement your roleplay

80s-themed communication plugin featuring landlines, payphones, and pagers

Custom items and vehicles to further enrich the setting

Original soundtrack — listen as you play with our audio plugin!

Purchasable housing that you can decorate to make the space your own

Detailed fishing plugin

Realistic economy and player-owned businesses

Various in-game career opportunities

Detailed map stocked with an array of locations, rich with environmental storytelling

. . .And so much more.

Server Info

Version	1.19.4 (Optifine)
Mods Required	No
Resource Pack	Custom resource pack (with CITs, wearables, and vehicles)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You need to first join our Discord server to learn more about the whitelist application process.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: Yes, all players must be 18 years or older to join Devil’s Backbone.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable roleplay experience for everyone.

Springfield Bomb Threats Minecraft Server
Bomb, bomb threats, crisis management., Foreign involvement, government response, homeland security, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, one country, potential threats, security threat, Server, springfield, Springfield bomb threats, suspect country, suspicious activity, Terrorism, threat analysis, threat assessment, threat origins, Threats
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a Springfield bomb threat? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream world. And hey, did you know that all the bomb threats in Springfield actually came from players who were banned from our server? Join now to see what all the explosive hype is about!

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Youtuber you like starts clogging your Minecraft SMP
#youtube, anti-creator payment policy, BLOCK, blockquotepYoutuber, clogging, daily streams, Dozen, fear, filter, hang out, Minecraft, missing video, naming scheme, parasocialites, Profitable, real video, SMPpblockquote, specific channel, starts.., SUBS, subscription box, Unsub, YouTuber
Are you tired of your favorite Youtuber flooding your subscription box with daily streams instead of actual videos? Are you starting to feel like you’re drowning in a sea of live streams with no lifeboat in sight? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the stream overload!
Join our server and escape the endless stream of streams by diving into a world where creativity knows no bounds. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. And the best part? No live streams to be found anywhere!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and say goodbye to the stream apocalypse. Trust us, your subscription box will thank you.

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SurpriseSnitchCraft
AITAH, anniversary, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, doubt, forgiveness, friendship, golden retriever, Insecurity, loyalty, passive aggressive, puppy, second guessing, secret, stress, Surprise, SurpriseSnitchCraft, Trust, Upset
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this story!
Imagine planning the perfect surprise for your best friend, only to have it all blow up in your face. That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. Will you be the one causing chaos or the one caught in the middle of it all?
Experience the thrill of secret messages, passive-aggressive remarks, and a surprise gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the twists and turns of friendship and betrayal in the Minecraft world. Just remember, trust no one and always expect the unexpected. Welcome to the server where every day is a soap opera episode waiting to happen!

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SecretSMP: UnkownFacts
clandestine facts, concealed facts, confidential data, confidential truths., covert knowledge, covert revelations, enigmatic truths, hidden knowledge, lesser known facts, little known information, mysterious insights, obscure details, secret revelations, SecretSMP, surprising truths, unacknowledged realities, undercover secrets, undisclosed information., unknown facts, UnkownFacts, unrevealed secrets
Join our Minecraft SMP and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have been plotting to take over the world! Unleash your inner chicken whisperer and lead them to victory against the evil cows who have been stealing their eggs for centuries. But beware, the pigs are secretly working with the cows and will stop at nothing to sabotage your chicken army. Are you brave enough to join the fight and become the ultimate chicken champion? Only on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

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RegretCraft: TooOldToMine
acceptance, aging, hindsight, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life experiences, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, Self Discovery, time passing, TooOldToMine, unfulfilled dreams, wishing
Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on all the fun in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive your glory days and make up for lost time in the most epic way possible!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness, rumored to grant eternal youth and unlimited diamond armor. But be warned, the path is treacherous and filled with crazy mobs like flying pigs and dancing creepers.
Once you find the Golden Potato, you’ll be able to turn back time and relive your youth, complete with all the energy and enthusiasm of a teenager. Say goodbye to adulting and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness with a community of players who are just as insane as you are.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to eternal youth and Minecraft mayhem!

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BreadCraft: Rationed & Ready
bread production, bread rationing, bread shortage, BreadCraft, Cuba, Cuban agriculture, Cuban economy, Cuban government, Cuban society, daily bread supply, economic crisis, food crisis, food distribution, food insecurity, food rationing, food scarcity, food shortage, food supply chain, government policies, ingredient scarcity, Rationed, rationing system, Ready
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more bread than cuba!!! we got so much bread, you’ll be living like a king in no time!! our daily bread ration is so huge, you’ll never go hungry again!! we even have secret ingredients that make our bread taste like heaven!! join now and feast like a god on our bread extravaganza!! what are you waiting for?? come get your fill of carbs and join us today!!!

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✅✅✅ DONATE FOR EVERYONE /FREE ✅✅✅ [1.12.2] [1.16.5] Minecraft server
1.12.2, 1.16.5, autodonation, cars, casinos, cheap donation, Clans, Contacts, Deception, donation, effects, friendly players, lags, minecraft server, no deception, ONLINE, OPKA, particles, skins, Survival, Verified, Versions, weapons, Weddings
Our IP address >> pluhi.me
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➥ Survival with goodies
➥ Free donation /opped
➥ Clans, casinos, weddings
cases, drinks and much more
➥ You can change the skin
➥ Fun and friendly players
➥ Lots of effects and particles
➥ Large online, no lags
➥ Cheap donation and real opka
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Available versions: 1.8x – 1.20x
(we recommend playing with 1.12.2 or 1.16.5)
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IP address: pluhi.me
Autodonation website: don.pluhi.me
Our contacts: crml.cc/contacts
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✓ Come in quickly! It’s been verified, there is no deception!
193.233.80.168

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Citrus MC: Where fruit meets blocks and players can go bananas! Java 1.21.1, fresh map, claims, and player shops included.
1.21.1, Adventures, Bananas, blocks, Citrus, Claims, diamonds, Discord, Discord chat integration, Economy, Fresh, Fresh Map, Fruit, Grief Protection, Immersive, Included, java, Map, meets, members, multiplayer, player, player-driven economy, Players, Rtp, rules, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Shops, Staff, Survival, Thrilling, Tpa, Trade, Vanilla
Citrus MC – Minecraft Server
Server IP CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord Discord
Patreon Patreon
Server Map MAP
Version 1.9.x – 1.21
Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.
After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.
To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.
In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.
Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!
Features:
- NEVER Pay To Win
- Grief protection for all players
- Discord community
- Responsive staff members online 24/7
- 24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free
Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.
Discord Invite Link
Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC. All of the features of Minecraft are fully included, with no catch.
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