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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 7289 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.