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WifeSnackAttack

aita, bite marks, cravings, food sharing, ice cream sandwich, pregnancy cravings, pregnancy dessert, pregnancy emotions, pregnancy food cravings, pregnancy hormones, pregnancy ice cream cravings, pregnancy mood swings, pregnancy snack, pregnancy snack cravings, pregnancy treat, pregnant cravings, pregnant wife, sharing food, WifeSnackAttack

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Potions Brewed:	146
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with ice cream sandwich drama! Are you ready to experience the thrill of taking a bite out of someone else’s treat and causing a pregnant woman to cry? Our server is the perfect place for chaotic moments like this to unfold. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next? Join now and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

MoneyMakinMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

OMG GUYS, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, trust me. So like, the reason you should join is because they have this job where you literally just stand around doing nothing, but you get paid SO much money for it. Like, it’s the most useless job ever but you’re rolling in diamonds, it’s insane.

And get this, there’s this one player who joined and they were just mining away, minding their own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started raining emeralds on them. It was like a freaking miracle, man. So if you want crazy stuff like that to happen to you, you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, there’s this legend about a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that only the chosen ones can find. Like, people have been searching for it for ages but no one has been able to crack the code. Will you be the one to finally uncover the mystery? Join the server and find out!

So yeah, if you want to experience the most random, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

CraftyDelusions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft community? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

TurkCraft: Ski & Fire Fun!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	243
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

lol join our epic minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for building! we promise no turkeys were harmed in the making of this server, but we can’t say the same for the creepers. come build with us and ski down our virtual slopes, just watch out for any stray fireballs! with 66 ways to die and 51 ways to get injured, this server is not for the faint of heart. but hey, at least you’ll respawn with all your items intact! so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of virtual danger like never before!

Quantum Bird Sensors

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got birds flyin’ around with quantum energy and stuff. if you wanna learn about biological magnetoreception like migratory birds, this is the place for you. we operate close to fundamental quantum limits, so you know it’s gonna be lit. plus, we got advanced biomimetic sensors that will blow your mind. join now for a wild ride through the quantum world of minecraft!

Epic Anime Quests 1.20.6

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ores Mined:	5846
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

OMG, so like, have you ever seen an anime character lie so hard that you question your own existence? Well, guess what, our Minecraft server is like that lie but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride of deception and confusion!

We promise that our server will make you question reality more than that time Naruto said he didn’t want to be Hokage. Yeah, it’s that crazy.

Come join us and experience a world where nothing makes sense and everything is just a big, beautiful mess. It’s like watching One Piece without subtitles – you have no idea what’s going on, but you can’t look away!

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and absurdity, then come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh!

CheckmateChampion

Bots, CHECKMATE, CheckmateChampion, Chess, chess game, chess puzzles, chessboard, Competition, Friends, games, host, human opponents, learning, New Year’s resolutions, over the board, Playing, progress, sore loser, strategy, Victory, winning

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of playing chess against boring bots and want to show off your skills against real humans? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic chess battles where you can conquer your opponents and become the ultimate chess master. Just like our friend (31f) who stunned everyone by beating her friend’s boyfriend (34m) in a heated chess match.

Don’t worry about making your host feel bad by winning, because on our server, we celebrate every victory with laughter and joy. So come join us and show off your chess skills in the most outrageous way possible. Who knows, you might even become the next chess champion of our server!

ChunkyCraft SMP

body confidence, body image, body image issues, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, emotional impact, fat shaming, hurtful words, mental health, negative comments, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal pressure, weight discrimination, weight shaming, weight stigma

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic weight loss challenge ever! Like, we have a special plugin that makes your Minecraft character gain weight every time you eat a virtual cake in the game. And then, the more weight you gain, the slower you move and jump in the game. It’s like real life but in Minecraft, isn’t that crazy?!

And get this, if you reach a certain weight limit, your character will explode into a million pieces and you have to start all over again. It’s like the Hunger Games but with weight loss, I can’t even deal with how intense it is.

So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate weight loss challenge in Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally shut up all those haters who keep calling you fat in the game chat. Let’s do this, gamers!

CraftyCompliments

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1261
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard in your life.

Picture this: you’re building a giant statue of a potato and someone comes up to you and says, “Wow, your potato looks so lifelike, I almost tried to eat it!” Or maybe you’re exploring a creepy cave and someone tells you, “Your courage is so inspiring, I bet even the creepers are scared of you!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Competition, where players battle it out to see who can come up with the most bizarre and hilarious compliments. Trust us, you’ve never heard anything like it before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to be showered with the weirdest compliments you’ve ever received. Who knows, you might even walk away with a compliment so strange, it becomes your new favorite!

CraftyRadicalsRPVP

Community safety, CraftyRadicalsRPVP, Crime Prevention, digital influence, extremism, hate crimes, Hate Speech, internet safety, labour party, online propaganda, online radicalization, online safety, online security, Politics, radical ideologies, social media, Southport murders, Starmer, Terrorism, UK politics, Violent extremism

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape from the craziness of da real world and build ur own virtual paradise! Forget about online radicalization, we only promote radical building skills here! Plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from any Southport murders (jk jk, we keep it safe here)! So grab ur pickaxe and join us for some blocky fun!