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Best Shorts Not Shown in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our server is all about finding the best shorts in the game. Rumor has it, there are secret shorts hidden throughout the world that grant special powers to whoever wears them. Will you be the one to find them all?

But that’s not all – we also have a group of non-stooges roaming around causing mischief. Shemp, Joe, and Curly Joe may not be as famous as their counterparts, but they sure know how to stir up trouble. From pranking unsuspecting players to starting dance parties in the middle of nowhere, you never know what these guys will do next.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft, join our server and see if you have what it takes to uncover the mystery of the best shorts and survive the antics of the non-stooges. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Festive Craftrealm 1.20.6

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a Christmas tree in California, then look no further! We got so many crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you, it’s like Santa’s workshop on steroids!

Join us and experience the magic of the holidays all year round! Who needs snow when you can have sunshine and palm trees while you mine and craft your way to victory? Plus, our community is as warm and welcoming as a cup of hot cocoa on a chilly winter night.

So come on over and join the fun! It’s gonna be a holly jolly time, I swear! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door because things are about to get wilder than a reindeer on Red Bull!

Market Shake Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Economy, finance, Investments, market, market activity, market analysis, Market anticipation, market excitement, market movement, market news, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, Ready, SHAKE, smp, stock market, stocks, Trading, trading day, wall street

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dimension Hops:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	3545

Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! We’ve got Americans shaking up the market, trading diamond blocks like they’re stocks on Wall Street. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes or building a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft millionaire and conquer the virtual world with your fellow players. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness!

SurgCraft: Operation Break!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Towns Built:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Ever wondered what surgeons do after a long intense surgery? Well, on our Minecraft server, they log on to unwind and relax! Our server is the perfect place for doctors to let loose and show off their building skills. From creating operating rooms with redstone contraptions to building giant scalpel statues, the possibilities are endless! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be a Minecraft surgeon extraordinaire!

PandemicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Votes:	6757	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got H5N1 bird flu running rampant and mutating like crazy! watch out for those sneaky little viruses, they might just take over the whole server and turn everyone into zombie chickens. but don’t worry, we got potions and enchanted swords to fight them off.

if you’re feeling brave, come explore our infected villages and abandoned hospitals filled with loot and danger. who knows, you might even find a cure hidden deep within the dungeons. or maybe you’ll just end up with a beak and feathers, who knows!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you battle against the deadliest flu virus in minecraft history. just remember to wash your hands and wear a mask, you never know what might be lurking around the corner. let’s get infected, baby!

MissileMayhemCraft

air safety, aircraft investigation, airline disaster, airplane crash, Aviation (Industry), aviation accident, aviation experts, aviation news, aviation regulations, aviation security, aviation tragedy, aviation updates, Azerbaijan Airlines, crash, flight investigation, international incident, missile strike, MissileMayhemCraft, Preliminary investigation, Russian involvement, Russian missile

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	New Chunks Explored:	273047
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Russian missile caused a crazy airplane crash in Azerbaijan. And you know what happened next? The survivors all ended up on this server and had to build their way to safety using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. It was wild, man! So if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving a missile attack in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, dude. Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of that? Come join the madness, my friend!

Mitten String Madness

accessories, clothing, fashion, Frustration, Laundry, laundry day, lost socks, madness, mismatched socks, missing items, missing socks, Mitten, mittens, organization, organization tips, pairs, socks, storage solutions, String, Wardrobe, winter accessories, winter clothing

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6013	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Animals Bred:	176	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	1476	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where mittens on a string rule the land! forget about socks, they always disappear anyways. but mittens? they stick around like a loyal pet dog.

imagine a world where you can ride a giant mitten into battle against a horde of evil creepers. or maybe you just want to cozy up by the fire with your trusty mitten companion. the possibilities are endless on our server!

we have custom mitten-themed skins, mitten-shaped buildings, and even a secret mitten society that you can join if you prove your worth in battle. who knew that a simple piece of winter clothing could hold so much power in the minecraft universe?

so come join us and experience the madness of mittens on a string! who needs socks when you have mittens to keep you warm and stylish in the world of minecraft?

Realm of the Unknown 1.20.5

1.20.5, action, Adventure, badass gameplay, Borderlands 4, co-op, Excited, First Person Shooter, Gaming, gearbox software, Hawk Tuah gun, hype, looter shooter, Looting, multiplayer, New Release, PANDORA, Realm, RPG, Shooter, unknown, vault hunters, video game

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	8033	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crops Grown:	7377
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like playing with a Hawk Tuah gun but in blocky pixel form!

You can build your own crazy world and shoot creepers with style!

Forget boring old guns, we got pixelated awesomeness waiting for you!

Join now and unleash your inner blocky warrior!

Birmingham Blockbuster Minecraft SMP

Alabama, BIRMINGHAM, blockbuster, Cinema, city life, Community, crime, culture, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, film, local ], Minecraft, movies, Mystery, no sports, non-sports, Recommendations, smp, Southern, Thriller, Urban

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dimension Hops:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2450	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, in the land of blocks and mobs, there was a legendary player who built a house so epic, even the Ender Dragon was jealous. And on our server, you too can build your own epic creations and show off your building skills to the whole world!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your quest for the Disco Sheep today!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, every block you mine has a chance of dropping a diamond. That’s right, diamonds for days! So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GiftGateCraft

ACCUSATION, Argument, awkward, Boyfriend, Childhood, christmas, Communication, disagreement, friendship, gift, GiftGateCraft, Girlfriend, inappropriate, inseparable, makeup, Memento, PLATONIC, relationship, response, shopping, woodworking

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over wooden bowls! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and earring storage solutions.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over a small wooden bowl. Will you stand your ground like our brave player, or will you cave under the pressure of your friend’s demanding girlfriend?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground earring storage facility, or uncover the truth behind the mysterious origins of the wooden bowl.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested, drama is served hot, and the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a handmade gift from your childhood. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join now and see what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be a part of next!

Pre911Craft

historical events, life before 9/11, pre-9/11, pre-9/11 atmosphere, pre-9/11 changes, pre-9/11 comparisons, pre-9/11 culture, pre-9/11 experiences, pre-9/11 impact, pre-9/11 innocence, pre-9/11 lifestyle, pre-9/11 memories, pre-9/11 mindset, pre-9/11 nostalgia, pre-9/11 perspective, pre-9/11 reflections, pre-9/11 security., pre-9/11 society, pre-9/11 transformation, pre-9/11 world, Pre911Craft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	203	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ores Mined:	1027	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Remember the good ol’ days before 9/11 when the world was a simpler place? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those carefree times! Join us for a blast from the past and experience a world where creepers were just misunderstood cuddly creatures and diamond armor was the height of fashion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you find him in-game, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, he’s a bit touchy about that).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement). Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!