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PleasureCraft SMP: Blissful Vibes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	748216
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic thing ever! Like, imagine riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at creepers, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that goes down on this server. And the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a magical unicorn with laser eyes. Trust me, it’s a total mind-blowing experience that will make you question reality itself. So come join us and let’s all ride our rainbow llamas into the sunset together! #bestserverever #unicornpower

PixelPeepersGallery

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Farms Harvested:	615
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Potions Brewed:	50	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	2128
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing naked is the truth about how awesome it is to play here!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds without any awkward naked photos hanging on the walls. Our community is all about fun, creativity, and building epic structures that will make your jaw drop (in a good way, not like those weird photos).

Forget about password-protected Netflix accounts, here you can watch all the PG-rated content you want without any restrictions. And if you’re looking for a little more excitement, just head to the hallway for a surprise (spoiler alert: it’s not naked pregnant portraits).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the world right here on our Minecraft server?

SupernatSMP: MindReader – Using my power to always know the perfect comeback in any situation!

Astral Projection, CLAIRVOYANCE, COMEBACK, elemental control, energy manipulation, healing abilities, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, invisibility in daily life, mind reading, mind reading in daily life, MindReader, perfect, power, precognition, shape shifting, Situation, super strength, SupernatSMP, supernatural power, telekinesis, telekinesis in daily life, telepathy, Teleportation, time travel, time travel in daily life

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and harness the power of your chosen supernatural ability to dominate the server! Want to fly around like a majestic unicorn? Done. How about shooting fireballs from your fingertips like a deranged wizard? Easy peasy. The only limit is your own creativity (and maybe server lag, but we don’t talk about that).

Imagine using your powers to troll your friends by turning their houses into giant cakes or summoning a herd of explosive chickens to wreak havoc. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve died to a creeper.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and show off your supernatural skills! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…or in this case, great chaos and laughter.

NoBrokeJobsMC

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7325
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you have is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

Join us and become a professional llama tamer, where you’ll have to wrangle those spitting beasts into submission. Or how about a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride around on a chicken and compete in epic races against other players?

But that’s not all! We also offer the prestigious job of professional tree hugger, where you’ll spend your days hugging trees and protecting them from evil lumberjacks. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even become a professional slime wrestler, where you’ll battle it out in the arena against giant slimes for the amusement of the masses.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest and most insane jobs you’ll ever find in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

FrozenAssetMC Server

ammunition, Conflict Resolution, czech republic, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, financial assets, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, political decision making, russia, sanctions, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, war supplies

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	258	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	259239
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Villages Defended:	13

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the answer to ur prayers, bro! we r using all the money we make from frozen russian assets to buy ammunition for ukraine! join us and help make a difference while also building epic structures and fighting off creepers! plus, u might even get to meet a real life superhero who will give u special powers in the game! come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of something truly epic!

ScissorCraft – Flightless in Japan

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Yo, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz in Japan, flights be gettin cancelled cuz sum scissors went missin! Like, imagine the chaos, bro! But don’t worry, on our server, we got all the scissors u need to build ur epic creations! No flight cancellations here, just pure Minecraft madness! So come join us and let’s craft some craziness together!

EgoCraft: Where Narcissists and Trolls Meet Their Match

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we only accept the most narcissistic players! If you think you’re da bomb and love to troll, dis is da place for you! But wait, if you also have high self-esteem, you might not troll as much, so come show off yo confidence and protect yo self from da trolls! It’s a battle of egos up in here, so come join and see if you got what it takes to survive in dis wild world of Minecraft madness!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, EnnaAlouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, hexhaywire, ignore bait, Ike_Eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, KunaiNakasato, lazulight, Luca_Kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, MillieParfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Niji-mado, NijiCraft, NijiEN, Nijisanji EN General, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra_Gurin, petragurin, ReimuEndou, RenZott0XSOLEIL, Rosemi_Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Server, shitposting, Shu_Yamino, sonny_brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, Tyrant_Vanta, uki_violeta, VBrightshield, Ver_Vermillion, VezaliusBandage, Vox_Akuma, YuQWilson

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew as they embark on epic adventures filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem.

From LazuLight’s quest to find the rarest block in the game to Ethyria’s battle against the evil Ender Dragon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on Luxiem’s legendary pranks or Noctyx’s insane building skills – you’ll be laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual chair!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to ILUNA’s magical realm, XSOLEIL’s futuristic city, and Krisis’ mysterious dungeons. With Teamup schedules to coordinate epic group quests and a dedicated website to watch streams simultaneously, you’ll never miss a moment of the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane community in the blocky world. Just remember to ignore the trolls, haters, and fake flaggers – we’re all about having fun and spreading joy here!

WhyNotSupportMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Emeralds Found:	5371
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet creeper that follows you around like a loyal puppy. We don’t believe in limits or boundaries, so feel free to unleash your wildest imagination on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who hold epic raves every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

So why shouldn’t you support us? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Y2KPrankster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	2335	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Star Shards Collected:	210
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Remember those days when people used to actually talk to each other face to face instead of just sending emojis and memes? Yeah, those were wild times. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we bring back the ancient art of communication! Join us and experience the thrill of typing actual sentences in the chat box. Who knows, you might even make a friend or two along the way!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it, if you can out-dance the Pigman King, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: Wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of cake).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

MineLifeLessons

Challenges, Character development, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning curve, life challenges, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, MineLifeLessons, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, Self Discovery, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Enchantments Applied:	90	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7440	Dragon Eggs Found:	4352
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lessons? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the chance to learn life lessons the fun way, like the time our players had to learn the hard way that creepers don’t make good pets. Trust us, it was a blast!

But that’s not all, we also offer insane stories that will have you laughing for days. Like the time our players accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into the Nether. It was chaos, but oh so worth it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and teach you some valuable (and hilarious) life lessons, then come join us today!