non-sexual activities that feel intimate Minecraft Servers

non-sexual activities that feel intimate

  • TotallyFriendlyMinecrafterz

    TotallyFriendlyMinecrafterz

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    Welcome, intrepid block-breakers and pixel-punchers, to a Minecraft realm that’s so wild, even Steve won’t believe it! You might be asking yourself, “What’s a completely non-sexual thing that somehow feels sexual?” Well, buckle up your diamond armor because you’re about to dive into a world where even the most innocent of pastimes take a totally unexpected turn!

    Picture this: you’re mining deep underground, steam rising from the cavern walls—it’s intoxicating! Suddenly, you stumble upon a cavernous obsidian and lava pool that makes your heart race (no, not the kind of heart you find in a chest). Your goal? Crazy rare ores! But every time you swing that mighty pickaxe, all you can hear is the echo of “Oh, yeah, baby!” from the depths as your diamonds blissfully pop out. Who knew mining could make you feel like you just stumbled into a cosmic love affair?

    Feeling a little peckish? Join our famous “Poke Your Pig” contest! Tail-wagging pigs will be lining up for the chance to be your ride, but be careful; don’t take it too far, or you might just end up with a pig that gives you those kinds of looks! Caution: there are rumors of enchanted carrots that promise to make you irresistible to our fabulous four-legged friends. Can you handle that level of attention?

    And don’t get us started on our infamous “Water Slide of Doom”! This hydraulic wonder makes you feel more free than a butterfly trapped in a net. Jump down and experience all the twists and turns that gurgle like a flirtatious creek. It’s not just a water slide; it’s a euphoric rush that will have you yelling for joy as you plunge into the refreshing depths—definitely more thrilling than a simple splash!

    Prepare for our Yes-Yes-Yo-Yo Dance-Off every Friday! Watch as Minecraft mobs breakdance on your cobblestone roof while you attempt to dance your way to victory. Who knew skeletons could twerk or that creepers could moonwalk?! Keep your carefully crafted armor on, because no one leaves this party unscathed… or without an explosive good time!

    And as if that wasn’t enticing enough, every building project here feels like a personal invitation to architectual seduction—there’s nothing quite like crafting a sleek modern house only to find you’ve accidentally attracted an army of eager villagers who “want to move in.” It feels a little like being in a romance novel; everyone wants what you’ve got!

    So join us! We promise a hilarious blend of adventure, chaos, and unsuspected sensations that’ll leave you breathless—definitely not that kind of breathless, but who knows what might happen when the sun sets and the mobs come out to play? Grab your blocks, bring your crazy stories, and prepare to dive into a Minecraft world like no other!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mucky

    Mucky

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    It’s a server alright. Just want more people to play

    Note: Please do not ask to host this elsewhere for the time being. I still have work to do with it and any of my other guides before I consider allowing this to be posted on other sites.

    This guide cannot be used anywhere else without my express permission.

    This may be not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal, private use. It may not be placed on any web site or otherwise distributed publicly without advance written permission. Use of this guide on any other web site or as a part of any public display is strictly prohibited, and a violation of copyright.

    54.39.14.45:25577

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  • Panas network

    Panas network

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    Hello everyone and welcome to my first Minecraft server, Panas Network, the server at the moment consists of a Fortnite PvP Box where you will find 4 different chapters ordered from the most recent to the furthest. Your job will be to go from season to season to improve your enchantments and be able to fight for greater things. The server includes an economy, Panas Coins, a store, where you can buy ranks to get kits or keys and the discord to report any bugs. We are waiting for you at Panas Network!

    here-fellow.joinmc.link

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  • DirtMC

    DirtMC

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    Home to MrCrainer, DirtMC is a skyblock server packed with unique features: – mcMMO – Adventures – Pocket Pets – Robots – Farming Quotas – Real money prizes – KOTHs – SkyDrops & more!

    play.dirtmc.net

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  • Right2Craft Survival

    Right2Craft Survival

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    Welcome To Right2Craft We Are A Non-Profit Based Server Where All Donations Ranks Purchased Are To Be towards The Upkeep Of The Fourms And Server This Is An Australian Hosted Server Players From All Around The World Are Welcome To Play As Listed Gamemodes Survival, Skyblock

    survival.right2craft.com:25595

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  • Hermespvp

    Hermespvp

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    Minecraft Java Survival 1.8.9 Semi Vanilla where you can explore freely obtaining protections to expand and build your home! 🌲🌲

    Clan system,Warp Crates

    Optimized PvP

    If there are any bugs you can report them and we will be aware of the tickets!

    play.hermespvp.com

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  • Ealain

    Ealain

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    Ealain is a place for those who love the nostalgic feeling of Minecraft. We have in game ranks based on played time instead of economy, so those who are online more can build more elaborate lands, and rank up as they grow an empire! We are always open to new suggestions, and hope you enjoy our server!

    54.37.96.12:25576

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  • Kobums

    Kobums

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a network server full of different servers for all players! We offer skyblock, pvp, pve, factons, and more!

    mc.kobums.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Aquaxo

    Aquaxo

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: aquaxo.net

    aquaxo.net

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  • SurvivalByte

    SurvivalByte

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    Welcome to SurvivalByte! This is a PvP Magic / power survival server! Cast spells! Annihilate your enemies in the arena! (wip) Fight Custom Bosses in special events!

    The world is confined to a small space of currently, 5000×5000 blocks, so that no one can travel 2 million blocks out and have no combat! this server is 24/7 up, if it is ever down, that means it is in maintenance. (adding new plugins and content, etc)

    Join the server discord!

    https://discord.gg/RtvyNmH

    66.70.132.138:25580

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  • Serwer Otavi.pl

    Serwer Otavi.pl

    New Minecraft Servers

    Otavi.pl minecraft server [RP]

    On our server we offer: -plots -apartments in the city -shops -dynmap -hidden boxes -numerous events -server stability and security

    Otavi.pl

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