Minecraft Servers Updated November 21, 2024, 6:35 AM

New Minecraft Servers

Revolutionary non-sexual Minecraft Servers

SensationalVibesMC SMP

Awareness, best, Body, comfort, Experience, feeling, mindfulness, mindfulness exercise, mindfulness practice, mindfulness techniques, Natural, non-drug related, non-sexual, physical sensation, Pleasure, Relaxation, Sensation, SensationalVibesMC, Sensory, smp, Touch

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!

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CraftyCrushes

Admiration, Affection, Bonding, Caring, compassion, Connection, CraftyCrushes, emotional connection, Empathy, feelings, friendship, genuine, Heartwarming, Kindness, non-romantic, non-sexual, platonic love, special moments, sweet gestures, Thoughtful gestures, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you catch feelings faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll be falling in love with it faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll swear we’re all secretly Endermen in disguise. Plus, rumor has it that our owner once tamed a wild pack of wolves by serenading them with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on his diamond pickaxe. True story.

So come on down and join us, where the blocks are always hot and the lava flows like water. Who knows, you might just find yourself catching feelings for a pixelated pig named Gerald. Don’t judge, it happens to the best of us.

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Blocky Blissville

amusement, Bliss, Blissville, blocky, Contentment, DELIGHT, Enjoyable, Entertainment, fulfillment, Fun, gratification, Happiness, joy, leisure, non-sexual, peacefulness, Pleasure, Recreation, Relaxation, satisfaction, Tranquility

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking llama who will guide you on your quest for glory. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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Minecraft SMP: GuPdasFinaleObsessed

Anime, Brain, chainsaw man, cute, Die, episode, fear, Forgot, Girl’s Last Tour, GuP das finale, GuPdasFinaleObsessed, headpats, Hug, kettenkrad, lolik, Minecraft, News, non-sexual, pondscum, smp, Watching, yuuri

Are you tired of watching anime and want to join a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server! We have a community of players who love giving headpats just like in Girls’ Last Tour. Our server is so cute, you’ll want to hug everyone you see (again, non-sexual, we’re not pondscum here). Join us for a wild ride filled with chainsaw man references and GuP das finale discussions. Who needs anime when you have our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

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Blocky Bliss: Favorite Sensation

Bliss, blocky, Calm, comfort, Contentment, emotional, Favorite, Favorite sensation, Happiness, invigorating, joy, Mental, non-sexual, Peaceful, Physical, Pleasure, Refreshing, Relaxation, satisfying, Sensation, Serenity, soothing, tactile, Tranquility

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will give you the sensation of riding a rainbow unicorn through a field of cotton candy clouds while eating ice cream made of pure happiness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building a house out of dancing llamas, and riding a rollercoaster made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where pigs fly and creepers breakdance?

So come join us and let your senses be tantalized in ways you never thought possible. Who needs non-sexual sensations when you can have all this and more on our insane Minecraft server!

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CraftyPleasureLand

activities, calming, CraftyPleasureLand, enjoyment, Fulfilling, gratifying, hobbies, interests, leisure, mental health, non-sexual, pastimes, Peaceful, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfying, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, well-being

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos in the most non-sexually pleasurable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs. Our server is like no other, with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional enchanted rubber ducky.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel against other players using nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most non-sexually pleasurable Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyManPleasers

Affection, appreciation, care, Communication, Companionship, consideration, CraftyManPleasers, EASY, emotional connection, Gestures, Intimacy, Kindness, love, man, non-sexual, please, relationship, Respect, Support, thoughtful, Understanding

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most outrageous ways possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – pigs as your trusty steeds! But be careful, those chickens may look cute, but they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Dance the night away while avoiding explosive beats – literally!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss mob, the Enderdragon, who just so happens to be a master chef in his spare time. Rumor has it his fire breath makes for a killer BBQ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but isn’t that what makes it all the more fun?

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Queen of Blocks: The Secret to Minecraft Success!

achievement, blocks, charisma, Confidence, Dedication, discipline, empowerment, hard work, inspiration, leadership, Management, Minecraft, non-sexual, perseverance, Personality, Popular, public image, Queen, reputation, Role Model, secret, self-control, success, Successful, talent

Welcome to the most non-sexual Minecraft server out there! Our server is so non-sexual that even the creepers blush when they see us. Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and absolutely zero inappropriate behavior.

But don’t let our lack of sexual content fool you, we have some of the craziest events on this side of the blocky universe. From llama races to underwater pumpkin carving contests, you’ll never be bored on our server.

And if you’re wondering how we manage to be so popular without any sexual content, it’s all thanks to our resident llama, Larry. Legend has it that Larry once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a can-do attitude. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas are the real MVPs, join us today!

So come on over to our non-sexual Minecraft server and see why everyone is talking about us. Who needs romance when you have llamas and pumpkin carving contests, right?

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Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anons, APPEAL, Beloved, charisma, Charm, description, DORK, Epic, Fan, Favorite, final challenge, Idol, idolize, Individuality, inspiration, Minecraft, Oshi, Personality, Role Model, Server, Special, talent, Unique

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all the cool kids in town!

Join us and embark on epic adventures through pixelated landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fearsome mobs with your trusty sword. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves to the beat of Creeper music.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a mysterious oshi who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. She may not look like your typical hero, but trust us, she’s got some serious skills that will blow your mind.

So come on down to our server and join the fun – because on this server, the only rule is to have a good time!

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GirlyGamerz Minecraft Server

Behavior, binge watching, consequences, effects, Entertainment, gender representation, Gender Roles, girlie entertainment, GirlyGamerz, habits, Impact, Lifestyle, long-term effects, Media influence, Minecraft, movies, Psychological, Server, socialization, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, viewing habits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where watching girlie entertainment for several months straight has transformed our players into the ultimate warriors of fashion and sass! Join us and unleash your inner diva as you conquer the pixelated world with your fabulousness.

But beware, the power of girlie entertainment has also attracted some unexpected visitors to our server. Rumor has it that a group of evil fashion critics have taken over a nearby village, spreading bad vibes and terrible fashion sense wherever they go. It’s up to you and your stylish comrades to defeat them and restore peace and glamor to the land.

So come on, darling, grab your pickaxe and your most fabulous outfit, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knew that watching girlie entertainment could lead to such epicness in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today and let your inner fashionista shine!

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ChunkySlim Minecraft Server

balanced diet, childhood obesity, ChunkySlim, dieting, dieting twins, family diet, family health, family meals, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, Identical Twins, Minecraft, obese twins, obesity, overweight, physical activities, Server, sibling rivalry, skinny twins, weight concerns, weight loss, weight management

Are you tired of dealing with weight issues in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where weight is not a problem at all! Our server is a magical place where everyone can eat as many virtual cakes as they want without gaining a pound.

Join us and meet our two virtual twins, Megan and Alana, who are living their best lives without any weight concerns. Megan can eat all the pixelated cookies she desires, while Alana can run around and play without worrying about diet restrictions.

We have virtual swimming pools, bike riding adventures, and trampoline parks for everyone to enjoy. No need to cut back on sugar or junk food here – indulge in all the virtual treats you can imagine!

So come on over to our server and leave your real-life weight worries behind. It’s a weightless world of fun and games, where the only thing heavy is the laughter!

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Momma’s Minecraft Therapy

anger, Boundaries, Communication, counseling, Dance, Family Therapy, healing, letter, love, milestone, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, Outsider, parents, rejection, relationship, stepmother, Support, Tension, Therapy, TOXIC

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tension of stepmothers and dance recitals. Our community is so chill, even the creepers are relaxed. Plus, we have therapy sessions where we discuss important issues like whether to bring a letter from a deceased loved one into the mix. Who needs family drama when you can have block-building fun? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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PunchCraft Minecraft Server – Fight Like a Pro in 5!

Adrenaline Rush, combat instincts, Combat Training, defense strategies, emergency situations, Fight, fight back, fight or flight response, Fighting Techniques, Fist Fight, hand to hand combat, Martial Arts, Minecraft, personal safety, physical confrontation, PRO, protect yourself, PunchCraft, Quick Thinking, react quickly, self defense, Server, stay calm, street fight, survival skills

Are you tired of getting pummeled in fist fights in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We offer expert training in the fundamentals of fighting in just 5 minutes. Our instructors will teach you how to throw the perfect punch, dodge like a pro, and even land a knockout blow with a block of dirt. Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft brawler! Who needs swords and armor when you have the power of your fists?

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CraftyCheatCodes

Cheat Codes, CraftyCheatCodes, Efficiency Tips, game changer, Hacks, hidden tricks, insider knowledge, life hacks, life improvement, life tips, productivity hacks, productivity tips, Real Life, Secrets, shortcuts, strategies, success tips, tips and tricks

Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a mere mortal? Join our server and unlock the ultimate cheat codes for real life! Want to fly like Superman? Done. Want to have infinite diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? We got you covered. Join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft fantasies in real life!

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AirportTourMCServer

air cargo center, airport security, airport tour, AirportTourMCServer, arms control, cargo inspection, Conflict, denial, denial of entry, Government, hezbollah, inspection, international relations, investigation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, SECURITY, Terrorism, transparency, weapons stockpile

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a tour of the airport to prove there are no creepers hiding in the cargo center! but beware, the zombies are trying to sneak in and steal all the diamonds! join us for a wild adventure as we fight off skeletons and build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! who needs hezbollah weapons when you have a diamond sword in hand? come join the fun and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

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BorderBashCraft

aggression, Attack, border, BorderBashCraft, Columns, Commander, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Destroyed, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, RETALIATION, russia, strike, Troops, Ukraine, Waiting, War

hey u, yes u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even ukraine destroyed columns of waiting russian troops just to play on it. the commander was like “yo, this server is so good, i gotta let my troops play on it ASAP”.

u know why u should join? because we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and dragons that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamond armor is so bling bling that even the ender dragon is jealous.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and milk? yeah, that’s right. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even destroying russian troops with just a click of a button.

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GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet

Aesthetics, Appearance, auditory enhancement, beauty, beauty industry, Cosmetics, Enhancement, fashion, GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet, Grooming, humans, personal care, self improvement, self-care, self-image, sensory enhancement, sensory perception, smell, Sound, Style, Technology

come join our epic minecraft server where you can enhance your look and smell but not your sound! we have magical potions that make you smell like a unicorn farting rainbows and look like a majestic potato. but be warned, if you make a sound, you will turn into a talking pickle for eternity! only the bravest and silliest players dare to join our server and embrace the chaos. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin!

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DysonSphereCrafters

advanced civilizations, Alien Civilizations, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic structures, Dyson spheres, DysonSphereCrafters, energy harvesting, extraterrestrial technology, Freeman Dyson, Futuristic Concepts, host stars, interstellar engineering, megastructures, Milky Way, potential discoveries, scientific research, space exploration, speculative science, theoretical constructs, theoretical physics

lolz come join our minecraft server where we build dyson spheres to harvest energy from the stars like some futuristic aliens. we got seven potential candidates in the milky way, just waiting for you to come and help us build them. be a part of the advanced civilisations and show off your mad building skills. who needs diamonds when you can have a whole star to power your base? join now and become a dyson sphere master!

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