non-sexual Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafting Haven 1.21

autistic, Bonding, Companionship, Conversation, Crafting, Emotional support, Entertainment, friendship, Haven, Human Connection, lonely, mental health, non-sexual, Pay, platonic activities, play video games, professional services, Prostitute, Relaxation, Social Interaction, Talk, Therapy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17

Join our Minecraft server and you can pay virtual prostitutes to talk and play video games with you! It’s like having a virtual friend who also happens to be a prostitute. Who needs real friends when you have Minecraft prostitutes, am I right? It’s a whole new level of loneliness and autism, but in a fun and entertaining way! So come on, join us and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft prostitution!

SensationalVibesMC SMP

Awareness, best, Body, comfort, Experience, feeling, mindfulness, mindfulness exercise, mindfulness practice, mindfulness techniques, Natural, non-drug related, non-sexual, physical sensation, Pleasure, Relaxation, Sensation, SensationalVibesMC, Sensory, smp, Touch

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	2452	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!

CraftyCrushes

Admiration, Affection, Bonding, Caring, compassion, Connection, CraftyCrushes, emotional connection, Empathy, feelings, friendship, genuine, Heartwarming, Kindness, non-romantic, non-sexual, platonic love, special moments, sweet gestures, Thoughtful gestures, Understanding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchantments Applied:	298
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you catch feelings faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll be falling in love with it faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll swear we’re all secretly Endermen in disguise. Plus, rumor has it that our owner once tamed a wild pack of wolves by serenading them with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on his diamond pickaxe. True story.

So come on down and join us, where the blocks are always hot and the lava flows like water. Who knows, you might just find yourself catching feelings for a pixelated pig named Gerald. Don’t judge, it happens to the best of us.

Blocky Blissville

amusement, Bliss, Blissville, blocky, Contentment, DELIGHT, Enjoyable, Entertainment, fulfillment, Fun, gratification, Happiness, joy, leisure, non-sexual, peacefulness, Pleasure, Recreation, Relaxation, satisfaction, Tranquility

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	235
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Items Found:	6889
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking llama who will guide you on your quest for glory. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Minecraft SMP: GuPdasFinaleObsessed

Anime, Brain, chainsaw man, cute, Die, episode, fear, Forgot, Girl’s Last Tour, GuP das finale, GuPdasFinaleObsessed, headpats, Hug, kettenkrad, lolik, Minecraft, News, non-sexual, pondscum, smp, Watching, yuuri

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1782	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3919
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	142	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of watching anime and want to join a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server! We have a community of players who love giving headpats just like in Girls’ Last Tour. Our server is so cute, you’ll want to hug everyone you see (again, non-sexual, we’re not pondscum here). Join us for a wild ride filled with chainsaw man references and GuP das finale discussions. Who needs anime when you have our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

Blocky Bliss: Favorite Sensation

Bliss, blocky, Calm, comfort, Contentment, emotional, Favorite, Favorite sensation, Happiness, invigorating, joy, Mental, non-sexual, Peaceful, Physical, Pleasure, Refreshing, Relaxation, satisfying, Sensation, Serenity, soothing, tactile, Tranquility

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Items Found:	1991	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mines Excavated:	3717	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will give you the sensation of riding a rainbow unicorn through a field of cotton candy clouds while eating ice cream made of pure happiness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building a house out of dancing llamas, and riding a rollercoaster made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where pigs fly and creepers breakdance?

So come join us and let your senses be tantalized in ways you never thought possible. Who needs non-sexual sensations when you can have all this and more on our insane Minecraft server!

CraftyPleasureLand

activities, calming, CraftyPleasureLand, enjoyment, Fulfilling, gratifying, hobbies, interests, leisure, mental health, non-sexual, pastimes, Peaceful, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfying, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos in the most non-sexually pleasurable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs. Our server is like no other, with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional enchanted rubber ducky.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel against other players using nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most non-sexually pleasurable Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyManPleasers

Affection, appreciation, care, Communication, Companionship, consideration, CraftyManPleasers, EASY, emotional connection, Gestures, Intimacy, Kindness, love, man, non-sexual, please, relationship, Respect, Support, thoughtful, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5002	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most outrageous ways possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – pigs as your trusty steeds! But be careful, those chickens may look cute, but they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Dance the night away while avoiding explosive beats – literally!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss mob, the Enderdragon, who just so happens to be a master chef in his spare time. Rumor has it his fire breath makes for a killer BBQ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but isn’t that what makes it all the more fun?

Queen of Blocks: The Secret to Minecraft Success!

achievement, blocks, charisma, Confidence, Dedication, discipline, empowerment, hard work, inspiration, leadership, Management, Minecraft, non-sexual, perseverance, Personality, Popular, public image, Queen, reputation, Role Model, secret, self-control, success, Successful, talent

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most non-sexual Minecraft server out there! Our server is so non-sexual that even the creepers blush when they see us. Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and absolutely zero inappropriate behavior.

But don’t let our lack of sexual content fool you, we have some of the craziest events on this side of the blocky universe. From llama races to underwater pumpkin carving contests, you’ll never be bored on our server.

And if you’re wondering how we manage to be so popular without any sexual content, it’s all thanks to our resident llama, Larry. Legend has it that Larry once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a can-do attitude. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas are the real MVPs, join us today!

So come on over to our non-sexual Minecraft server and see why everyone is talking about us. Who needs romance when you have llamas and pumpkin carving contests, right?

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

autism, Childhood, coping mechanism, coping strategy, Cruel, mental health, Minecraft, outgoing, parents, PEERS, Popular, psyching yourself out, retarded, Server, sociable, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social interactions, Social Skills, socialization, socializing, socially, socially retarded, well-liked

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

accepting fault, acknowledging truth, admitting fault, admitting mistakes, Apology, Apology accepted, forgiveness, growth, humility, I Was Wrong, learning from errors, learning from past mistakes, Minecraft, moving forward, reconciliation, SELF AWARENESS, smp, taking responsibility, unexpected confession, wrong, you were right

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

brother’s wedding, ceremony exclusion, emotional wounds, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, feeling excluded, forgiveness, forgiveness and forget, Groomsman, grudge, holding grudges, hurt feelings, open mic, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, Speech, wedding etiquette, wedding snub, WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

Astonishing, Edition, facts, fck, hard to believe., jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, MineFacts, Shocking.., statistics, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable data, unbelievable discoveries, unbelievable facts, unbelievable figures, unbelievable findings, unbelievable information, unbelievable numbers, unbelievable records, unbelievable research, unbelievable statistics, unbelievable truths

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7942
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

$965 million, arms sales, CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom965M, defense budget, Defense Contracts, defense deals, defense exports, defense industry, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense sales, defense spending, defense trade, foreign policy, India, international relations, italy, military equipment, Romania, security cooperation, US State Dept, weapons procurement

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Towns Built:	1
Votes:	1868	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	4833	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, HANDCRAFTED, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese woodworking, Kumiko art, Kumiko board, Kumiko craftsmanship, Kumiko design, Kumiko patterns, Kumiko technique, Kumiko woodworking, Kumikos, Minecraft, Server, traditional woodworking, woodworking, woodworking art, woodworking community, woodworking craftsmanship, woodworking hobby, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking tools

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Votes:	9090	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Towns Built:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Potions Brewed:	183
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Buildings Constructed:	45
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Villages Defended:	12	Star Shards Collected:	277
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.