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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2641 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 100 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Animals Bred: | 100 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!
join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.
oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.