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GrindCraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	586550	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

TextureHaterCraft

eating habits, food aversions, food avoidance, food choices, food dislikes, food habits, food phobias, food preferences, food sensitivities, food texture, picky eater, sensory issues, taste preferences, texture aversion, TextureHaterCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1609	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Do you avoid certain foods because they feel like a slimy slug in your mouth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that all virtual food will have the perfect texture! No more gagging over mushy bananas or squishy tomatoes, our pixelated cuisine will have you drooling for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a juicy masterpiece that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of the Blocky Burger will gain superhuman building skills and the ability to mine diamonds with their bare hands. So join us now and feast like a king while building like a pro!

Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server

#endorsement, advertising, broadcasting, Commercial, Consumer, Deception, episode, false advertising, Listener, Manipulation, Marketing, Media, Message, Minecraft, opposite, Podcast, Promotion, reversed, Server, Show, sponsor, sponsored content, Sponsorship, tagline

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ores Mined:	1617
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Crops Grown:	8195

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Star Shards Collected:	67
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	625049	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	7348	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Alien Abductions:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6169
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	262
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!