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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5312 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 6782 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
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