Non-Professional MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

intimate moments, amateur models, personal boundaries, Minecraft, blocky

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must be a naked amateur woman forced to pose by your significant other! But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own pixelated paradise while showing off your assets to the world. Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence, right?

And remember, no faces allowed! We want to keep things spicy and mysterious, so show off that body without giving away your identity. It’s all about the thrill of the game, baby!

So come on, join us on this outrageous journey and let your inner exhibitionist shine in the most unexpected of places. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Let’s get building…and stripping!

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Concussion Craft: No Brain Drain!

cognitive function, Craft, brain function, non-professional, sports injuries

come join our minecraft server where we promise u will get so many concussions from all the crazy adventures u will have that u will actually become smarter!! forget school, just play on our server and become a genius!! our players have been known to solve complex puzzles in seconds and recite shakespeare backwards while building epic castles. join now and become the next einstein of minecraft!!

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DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

VOICE, Minecraft, Play, voice talent, DerpyCraft

Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

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Pixelated Memes

memes, Archived, Reaction images, Help, pixelated

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find all the reaction images you could ever dream of! Join us and explore our vast collection of memes, games, and even porn (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual shrine to your favorite reaction images, where every block you place is a tribute to the memes that have brought you so much joy over the years.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just think about all the archived streams you’ll have access to! You’ll never run out of entertainment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and help this poor soul in need of some reaction images on their new PC. Together, we can create a world filled with laughter, joy, and of course, memes.

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The Cracker Crafters Club

club, Soulful, soulful energy, soulful artists, Soulful Music

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the most soulful white people gather to build, mine, and have a blast! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our players are so white, they glow in the dark! You’ll never lose them in the dark caves of Minecraft. – We have a secret underground dance party every Saturday night, where players show off their best moves while wearing diamond armor. It’s a sight to behold! – Our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry, who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his sick dance moves. – We have a special diamond rain event every month, where diamonds rain from the sky and players scramble to collect as many as they can. It’s like a sparkly apocalypse!

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and white Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Larry the dancing llama is waiting for you!

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Unbanned and Unashamed Minecraft Server

Minecraft, blind hatred, innocent, Let’s be honest, losing viewers

Are you tired of being falsely accused of causing drama in the Minecraft community? Well, join our server and leave all that nonsense behind! We promise not to blame you for HoloEN losing viewers in 2022/2023, because let’s face it, those girls did it to themselves by being lazy!

On our server, you can build your own virtual empire and show off your creative skills without fear of being unfairly targeted. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

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DonutCraft: Rosalina’s Hunger Games

GLAZED, craving, yum, Hunger, Treat

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can join Rosalina on her quest to eat all the donuts in the universe! 🍩🌌

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, Rosalina stumbled upon a magical donut that granted her UNLIMITED POWER. Now, she’s on a mission to find more donuts and DOMINATE the Minecraft world with her donut-fueled MADNESS!

But that’s not all! We also have INSANE mini-games, CRAZY challenges, and EPIC events that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is AWESOME and welcoming to all players, no matter their skill level.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help Rosalina satisfy her insatiable hunger for donuts. Who knows, you might just become a donut-eating LEGEND in the process!

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Putin’s Pixel Palace: Where Russia’s Identity Crisis is Solved

identity crisis, solved, Greed, Russian Empire, Identity

Welcome to a Minecraft server that is as chaotic and unpredictable as Russia’s political landscape! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, treacherous alliances, and shady dealings.

Our server is like Russia itself – a mix of the Russian Empire, the Soviet Union, and a Chinese-owned gas station and nickel mine. You never know what you’ll encounter next, whether it’s a tsar building a palace out of diamond blocks or a communist trying to redistribute everyone’s diamonds equally.

Putin may have failed to bring real political representation to Russia, but on our server, you can become the ruler you’ve always dreamed of. Will you be a benevolent dictator or a power-hungry tyrant? The choice is yours!

Join us now and experience the thrill of conquering new lands, betraying your friends, and building your own empire. Who needs real-world politics when you can create your own drama in Minecraft?

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Pixelated Powerhouse – Mega Man & IntiCreates Server

Translations, Mega, Fantasy Life I, Koikatsu, pixelated

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we keep you hydrated because we care about your virtual well-being! Join us for a wild ride filled with original adventures, fanmade creations, and look-alike Megaman games that will blow your mind.

Our Dive modding status may not have new animations, but we have custom models and custom menu backgrounds that will make your gameplay experience unforgettable. And guess what? Thanks to Capcom, we have nothing to thank them for!

But wait, there’s more! Legends inspired game, Halcyon Days, has been released and it’s taking the gaming world by storm. And don’t forget about Virtua Unlimited Project on Steam – it’s a must-play!

In our server, you’ll also find exciting news from IntiCreates, like Roro’s new VA and the upcoming release of Umbraclaw on May 30th. And have you heard about the new games Card-en-Ciel and Puzzmix? They’re not Battle Network, but they’re definitely worth checking out!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join us, how about translations of Classic mangas on mangadex or the return of Akira Kitamura with a Mega Man project in the works? Oh, and let’s not forget about Inafune working on Fantasy Life I: The Girl Who Steals Time – it’s going to be epic!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our puzzle-filled world and join the fun on our Minecraft server. We have all the MM games, MN9, romhacks, patches, BN cia files, and so much more! Plus, our audiovisual media section is filled with cartoons, anime, comics, manga, music playlists, and albums that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join us now!

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DreamyCraft: Where Beautiful Women Roam!

Haunting, subconscious, elusive beauty, recurring dream, Reverie

Alright, listen up, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever had a dream about a beautiful woman and wished you could bring that dream to life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we make dreams come true!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, out of nowhere, the beautiful woman from your dream appears and starts helping you mine! She’s like a Minecraft goddess, guiding you to the richest ores and fighting off creepers with her magical powers. And guess what? She’s only available on our server!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you valuable loot, and a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new dream woman!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Come join us today and let the adventure begin!

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