non-profane insult Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Punchline

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Star Shards Collected:	126	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and let your inner troll shine!

Join us if you want to engage in epic insult battles with other players without using a single swear word. That’s right, we have a strict no-profane-language policy, so you’ll have to get creative with your insults.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players compete in insult duels to see who can come up with the most outrageous and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of pure sass.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your insult skills in the most epic way possible. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Insult Arena!

NukeCraft: US vs the World

Alliance, Chinese, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Global, international relations, joint, Military, north korean, Nuclear, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Prepares, Russian, SECURITY, strike, threat, US, world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so like, u know how the world is all like, scary and stuff with all these countries like china, russia, and north korea flexing their nuclear muscles? well, guess what, we got the perfect escape for u – our minecraft server!

on our server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and prepare for the impending doom of a joint nuclear strike. but wait, there’s more! we have special power-ups that can protect u from radiation and mutant zombies that come out of the fallout.

join us now and laugh in the face of danger as u build ur own post-apocalyptic paradise. who needs the real world when u can have all the fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, but at least u can go out with a bang on our server!

Ganon’s Creeper Hideout Minecraft Server

creeper, ganon, ganon likes to watch, ganons, HIDEOUT, likes, likes to watch, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, watch

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Ganon himself likes to watch all the action unfold! That’s right, the legendary villain from The Legend of Zelda series is a regular spectator on our server, cheering on players as they battle it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you impress Ganon with your skills, he might even grant you special powers or rewards! Imagine having the King of Evil himself on your side, helping you conquer the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and show Ganon what you’re made of. Who knows, you might just become his new favorite player and earn yourself a place in Minecraft history!

TheCraftyCreeper on a Minecraft SMP Rampage

amusing situation, animal antics, birb, bird comedy, bird humor, bird stuck, Catering, catering chaos, catering mishap, comedy, Entertainment, funny animal, funny animal video, funny news, hilarious news, hilarious situation, humor, Minecraft, Rampage, smp, Stuck, TheCraftyCreeper, Trapped, viral news

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Picture this: a birb gets stuck in catering and chaos ensues! The players are tasked with rescuing the birb before it causes too much mayhem in the kitchen. Will they succeed or will the birb take over the server with its culinary skills?

Join our server for a chance to be a hero and save the day from the mischievous birb. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Sister’sHubbySlip

body image issues, childhood trauma, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family tension, homewrecker accusation, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, mental health, misunderstanding, Projection, Self-expression, sibling rivalry, SistersHubbySlip, swimsuit mishap, Therapy, vacation drama

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can leave all the family feuds behind and focus on building your dream world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is so awesome, even your jealous sister and angry husband won’t be able to ruin the fun.

Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual paradise? Come join us and leave the homewrecking accusations at the door. Let’s build a world where tripping over your own feet is the least of your worries!

BoomerCraft

aging, BoomerCraft, cultural references, feeling ancient, feeling behind the times, feeling dated, feeling disconnected, feeling irrelevant, feeling obsolete, feeling old, feeling out of touch, generational gap, getting older, memory triggers, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, societal changes, technology changes, time flying, time passing, youth trends

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel instantly old when you realize all the kids running around are actually ancient wizards in disguise! That’s right, our server is secretly a gathering place for mystical beings who have been around since the dawn of time. But don’t worry, they’re super friendly and love to teach newcomers their ancient ways. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? So come on over and join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you start growing a long white beard and casting spells before you know it!

IceAgeCraft: Meltdown Mayhem

Antarctic Ice, Antarctic Peninsula, climate change, climate projections, climate science, Disaster, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, findings, glacial retreat, global warming, ice melt, ice sheet collapse, IceAgeCraft, MAYHEM, Meltdown, natural disasters, polar regions, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, study, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in Antarctica, just buildin’ your ice castle and stuff, when suddenly, BAM! The ice starts meltin’ like crazy! But wait, hold up, this server is like the opposite of that! We got ice for DAYS, bro! Our ice is so strong, it’s like it’s been doin’ squats at the gym or somethin’!

And get this, our penguins are like, super chill. They won’t steal your diamonds or mess with your redstone contraptions. They’re like the best neighbors you could ask for in a Minecraft server. Plus, we got polar bears that will totally give you a ride on their backs if you ask nicely. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our igloos have secret passages that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with emeralds and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of ice cream. Yeah, you heard me right, ICE CREAM!

So, why are you still readin’ this? Get your blocky butt over to our server and join the coolest community in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, biblical interpretation, Biblical perspective, Christianity, Christianity today, Church, controversial, FAITH, Holycraft, Homosexuality, Jesus, Lgbt, LGBT community, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Pastor, Religion, same-sex parents, Sermon, Server, Social Issues, Two dads

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1040
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with a Ghast” and “Parkour on a Moving Minecart”. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try our infamous “Lava Maze Challenge” where the floor is literally lava!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous journey of your Minecraft life.

KobrCraft SMP: Lebeta’s Labyrinth

berlin nightlife, DJ Duo, electronic duo, Electronic Music, European music scene, experimental sounds, Kobr, Kobr & Lebeta, KobrCraft, labyrinth, Lebeta, Lebetas, music artists, music collaboration, music creators, music duo, music exploration, music fusion, music innovation, music producers, music production, smp, Techno, underground music

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, Kobr > Lebeta! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. The only way to stop it? A dance-off, of course! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on Kobr > Lebeta.

We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, where players must navigate deadly traps and solve riddles to claim their loot. And don’t even get me started on the llama races that happen every Friday night – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a top hat zooming past you at lightning speed.

But the real reason you should join Kobr > Lebeta? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch who love nothing more than pulling pranks on each other and building ridiculous structures that defy all logic. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – just watch out for those pesky exploding sheep!

PizzaPartyMC Server

childcare, childcare arrangements, Communication, compromise, convenience, dietary restrictions, family dynamics, family tradition, food preferences, friendship, frozen food, Healthy Eating, Kids, meal planning, neighborhood relationships, organic meals, parenting, pizza night, PizzaPartyMC, schedule conflicts, Server, working parents

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old pizza nights with just your own kids? Join our Minecraft server for a wild pizza party every night! We’ve got toppings galore and crazy creations that will make your taste buds explode with joy.

Forget about healthy organic meals, we’re all about the frozen pizza life here. Maya may try to push her home-cooked meals on us, but we won’t stand for it! Pizza is life, and we won’t let anyone take that away from us.

Join now for a pizza-filled adventure that will have you craving more. Who needs a balanced diet when you can have endless slices of virtual pizza while building epic structures in Minecraft? Don’t let Maya rain on our pizza parade, come join the fun and let’s eat pizza until the cows come home (or until our virtual stomachs explode)!

MineCraftGrindz

adhd, budgeting, extra money, fast pace, job satisfaction, mental disorder, MineCraftGrindz, overtime pay, productivity, productivity matters, second job, slow pace, team dynamics, time theft, unionized company, warehouse job, work efficiency, work environment, work ethic, work pace

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speed is key and ADHD is an advantage! Join us and experience the thrill of moving fast and getting things done in record time.

Our small team of players will appreciate your lightning-fast pace, as it means more time for relaxation and fun in the game. Plus, who needs to work extra hours for double pay when you can finish your tasks in a fraction of the time?

Just like in the warehouse, some players may try to slow you down for their own benefit. But don’t let them hold you back – keep sprinting ahead and show them who’s boss! And remember, if they drive a $70,000 virtual truck in the game, they probably don’t need that extra money anyway.

Join our server now and embrace the chaos of ADHD-fueled productivity. Who needs slow and steady when you can be fast and fabulous? Let’s race to the finish line together!