United Lands SMP: Epic Wars Await!

dynamic war mechanics, Geopolitical Intrigue Gameplay, Earthly Empires, strategic alliances, Non-Pay-To-Win Fairness

🌍 United Lands [SMP] {1.21.4}

Welcome to United Lands! A cool Earth server where you can build, fight, and trade. It’s like real life but with blocks!

🎥 Check Out Our Trailer!

Watch the fun! See wars, cool gear, and towns. It’s a must-watch!

🛠️ Deep Gameplay

Build and claim towns.
Roleplay and have fun.
Find custom items like avocados and mac & cheese.

💹 Progress Your Way

Pick from 7 jobs with skill trees.
Unlock Masterwork Armor and cool upgrades.
Join a town or start your own.

💵 Player-Driven Economy

No Admin Shops here!
Players make their own shops.
Find the best deals or sell your stuff.

💸 Fair Play

No Pay-to-Win!
All store items are just for looks.
Everyone has a fair chance.

⚔️ Epic Wars

Join big battles! Team up with friends to defend or conquer. New war system coming soon for even more fun!

📰 This Week’s Highlights

Auldgreg and Kolabear won the lore contest.
Event championships are coming with big prizes!

📱 Follow Us

Check out our Instagram for town showcases and news!

Ready to Play?

This server is open 24/7 for both Bedrock and Java players!

📑 Server IP: play.unitedlands.net

💬 Join Our Community on Discord

🗺️ View Our Dynamic World Map

Join the fun and make your mark in United Lands!

United Lands: Epic Geo Wars!

cross-platform multiplayer experience, custom gear and items, immersive community events, smp, vibrant town building

🌍 United Lands [SMP] {1.21.4}

Welcome to United Lands, a cool Towny Earth SMP server! Here, players can claim land, build towns, and engage in epic wars. This is your chance to shape your empire on a 1:500 scale Earth map.

🎥 Watch Our Trailer

Check out our video to see the action! It shows epic wars, cool gear, and vibrant towns.

🛠️ Engage in Deep Gameplay

Build and claim towns.
Roleplay and have fun.
Collect custom items like avocados and mac & cheese.

💹 Progress Your Way

Choose from 7 jobs with skill trees.
Unlock Masterwork Armor and cool upgrades.
Join a town or create your own path.

💵 Player-Driven Economy

No admin shops! Players run their own shops.
Find the best deals or start your own shop.

💸 Fair Play – No Pay-to-Win

All store items are just for looks.
Everyone has a fair shot at success!

⚔️ Epic Wars and Thrilling Combat

Join battles between towns and nations. With a new war system on the way, combat will be even better!

📰 This Week’s Highlights

We made it onto the OFFICIAL Minecraft Server List! We’re super proud of this!

Ready to Join?

This server is open 24/7 for both bedrock and Java players.

📑 Server IP: play.unitedlands.net

💬 Join Our Community on Discord

🗺️ View Our Dynamic World Map

Join the fun and make your mark in United Lands!

🌎 Infinity Isles SMP 18+ PvE

custom gameplay enhancements, Unique Resource Gathering, Isles, Themed Shopping Districts, PvE

🌎 Infinity Isles [SMP] {1.21}

Join our active community!

Hey folks! One of the proud owners here. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server. They kicked off their second season with a new world on March 16. Perfect time to join if you love the early-game vibe!

Why should you join?

🍦 SEMI VANILLA: A mostly vanilla server with cool tweaks like fast leaf drop, live map, and head drops.
🔒 Allowed: Every app gets checked to keep out trolls and kids. Staff fixes grief fast, so no worries!
🌎 SERVER LOCATION: East Coast US for smooth play and reach for all.
🛒 SHOPPING DISTRICT: Player-run shops to show off skills and buy neat stuff!
🐻 EVENTS: Bi-weekly fun with prizes! Check out Storage Wars and other cool stuff!
⛏️ RESOURCE WORLDS: Portals at spawn to gather loads of stuff without messing up the main world.
💸 NO PAY-TO-WIN: Fair play for all! Donations help the server grow, but no unfair perks. Fun commands like /sit and /lay for donors!
🔧 STAFF: Friendly team ready to help! No hate or bad vibes here, just good times!
👾 DISCORD: Active chats and voice calls. Join the fun!

If you want to join, hop into our Discord or message Izzy at izzy_plays42!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

escort, yakuza, vocal, comfy, Japan

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

self esteem, self hate, smp, self-perception, self-acceptance

Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

canvas, ungrateful, creepy, unusual habits, refusing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

MineTimeMachine

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

data breach, VIOLATION, Meta, $101 million, cybersecurity

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

brain defects, Dads, alcohol consumption, Offspring, genetic mutations

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

Server, chainsaw, chainsaw man, Dump 179, man

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!