non-offensive retort – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CreeperRoastsMC
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the insult mecca of the blocky world! Join us and let your creativity flow as you come up with the most ridiculous insults like “Your pixelated face looks like a creeper’s backside” or “You mine like a chicken with no beak!” Trust us, you’ll be roasting your friends and enemies alike in no time! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server just to hear the latest insults. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insult battles begin!

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ChildhoodMythsCraft
bizarre beliefs, childhood beliefs, childhood curiosities, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, ChildhoodMythsCraft, funny beliefs, strange beliefs
Remember when you used to think that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Our server is located on the other side of the world, so every time you dig straight down, you’ll pop out in China! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the server. Legend has it they were once regular pigs who ate one too many enchanted golden apples and now they soar through the skies, dropping diamonds wherever they go. So if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft adventures, join our server today! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you!

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The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

#addons, Age 18+, Atlas, bedrock, better on bedrock, Community, Discord, discussion, Events, Favorite, Features, Fun, gameplay, member, Minecraft, multiplayer, new set, Project, Server, smp, Survival, Vote, Welcoming, world reset

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

Overview
Small welcoming community
Must be age 18 or over to join
Decisions made by discussion and vote
Uses addons like Better on Bedrock
Discussing resetting world and new addons

Join today and be a part of our community! Join our discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement?	18 or over
How are decisions made on the server?	By discussion and vote by members
What addons are currently being used?	Some addons like Better on Bedrock
Can I suggest new addons for the server?	Yes, join and discuss your favorite addons!

Mystic Secrets Hideaway 1.20.1
1.20.1, Communication, concealed truths, confessing secrets, confidential matters, confidentiality, disclosing secrets, hidden truths, Hideaway, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, keeping secrets, let ‘em out, mystic, open up, Openness, private information, revealing secrets, revealing the truth, Secrets, sharing secrets, Trust, truth telling
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!
We’ve got hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, like seriously, who knows what you’ll find?!
Unleash your inner explorer and uncover the mysteries lurking beneath the surface of our world.
But beware, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the secrets run wild!

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CreeperBeats & SheepTunes
CreeperBeats, music collaboration, SheepTunes, surprising duet, surprising music collaboration, surprising music duo, surprising music partnership, surprising musical collaboration, unconventional music collab, unexpected collaboration, unexpected music duo, unexpected music fusion, unexpected music pairing, unexpected music partnership, unexpected musical fusion, unique music collaboration, unique music duo, unique musical pairing, unusual music collaboration, unusual music duo
Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Justin Bieber and Mozart teamed up to create the most epic soundtrack for your gaming experience? Well, look no further because on our server, these two musical legends have joined forces to serenade you while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Join now for a chance to hear the sweet sounds of Bieber and Mozart harmonizing as you build your dream castle in the sky. Trust us, it’s a collab you never knew you needed until now!

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ATACMS Apocalypse: Kyiv Edition
ammunition shortage, Apocalypse, ATACMS, ATACMS missiles, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, Edition, international news, kyiv, Military, Military operations, military stockpile, military strategy, military technology, missile inventory, missile supply, NYT, political tensions, Reports, security concerns, Ukraine
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECUZ WE GOT MORE ATACMS MISSILES THAN KYIV!!! NYT BE LYIN’, WE GOT SO MANY MISSILES WE CAN BLOW UP DA WHOLE BLOCKS IN STYLE!!! COME JOIN US AND SEE DA EXPLOSIONS, IT’S LIT AF!!! WHO NEEDS KYIV WHEN U CAN HAVE OUR MISSILES, AMIRITE??? #BOOMBOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS

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Nudists Don’t Have Private Parts
body acceptance, body confidence, body positivity, clothing optional, dont, embracing nudity, freedom, naturism, nonsexual nudity, nudism community, nudist beaches, nudist culture, nudist lifestyle, nudist movement, nudist philosophy, nudist resorts, nudists, parts, Private, private parts, public nudity, self-acceptance, social nudity
join our epic minecraft server where nudists roam free and don’t have private parts! why cover up when you can let it all hang out in the virtual world? no need for clothes, just pure pixelated freedom! watch out for the creeper though, he might get a little too excited by all the nudity. come join the fun and see who can build the biggest pixelated…um…thing! naked and proud, that’s how we roll on this server!

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Crafty Connection: Unshakable Societal Relations
behavioral patterns, Connection, Crafty, Cultural differences, diverse societies, Diversity, group dynamics, group identity, Human Behavior, intergroup relations, psychological effect, psychological research, relations, Similarity-attraction, Social Cohesion, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology, Social Science, Societal, societal integration, societal norms, unshakable
So, like, this server is like, totally awesome because, like, you’ll be attracting all the cool peeps just by being yourself! It’s like a psychological phenomenon or something, but don’t worry about all that science stuff. Just know that you’ll be making friends left and right because you’re just that awesome.
Join this server and you’ll be contributing to our understanding of intergroup relations in diverse societies. Yeah, you’ll be like a pioneer in the Minecraft world, forging friendships and alliances that will go down in history. Plus, you’ll get to build the most epic bases and go on crazy adventures with your new besties.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of something bigger than yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just kidding, but seriously, join the server and have a blast!

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Eternal SMP

Adventure, Bosses, building, Challenges, Community, Crates, Economy, Empire, ETERNAL, Exploration, Fishing, Loot, Minigames, Mining, MONEY, multiplayer, Rewards, Server, smp, Survival, Trade, Treasures

Eternal SMP Minecraft Server

🌟 Join Eternal SMP – A New Minecraft Server! 🌟

Looking for a fresh SMP to play on? Eternal SMP is brand-new and packed with fun features like:

Features
Pyrofishing – Catch rare fish and earn awesome rewards!
PyroMining – A revamped mining experience with unique mechanics!
Economy – Trade, earn money, and build your empire!
Crates – Open crates for epic loot!
Custom Bosses – Battle challenging, one-of-a-kind bosses for exclusive treasures!
Community – A friendly server where everyone is welcome.

🎮 How to Join:

Server IP: play.eternalsmp.com Server Port: 25565 Version: Minecraft 1.20 – 1.21.1

Start your adventure today on Eternal SMP!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the Server IP: play.eternalsmp.com and Port: 25565 with Minecraft version 1.20 – 1.21.1
What unique features does the server offer?	Eternal SMP offers features like Pyrofishing, PyroMining, an Economy system, Crates, Custom Bosses, and a welcoming Community.
Are there any rewards for playing on Eternal SMP?	Yes, players can earn rewards by catching rare fish, mining with unique mechanics, and battling custom bosses for exclusive treasures.
Is the server beginner-friendly?	Yes, Eternal SMP welcomes players of all skill levels and provides a friendly environment for everyone to enjoy.

EuroCraft Invention 1.20.4
1.20.4, creativity, Cutting Edge, design, Development, discovery, Engineering, EuroCraft, European, European invention, futuristic, GROUNDBREAKING, innovation, invention, MODERN, new, new invention, progress, research, Science, Technology, Thoughts
Yo, bros, you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a virtual paradise for all you blocky adventurers out there.
First off, the community is lit AF – you’ll be making friends faster than you can say “creeper”. And the mods? They’re like wizards, casting spells to make your gameplay experience magical.
But wait, there’s more! The builds on this server are straight up mind-blowing. From towering castles to underwater cities, you’ll be exploring for days on end.
And don’t even get me started on the events – we’re talking epic battles, treasure hunts, and even a dance party with the Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BlockyJudgements
Appearance, attitude, Behavior, Beliefs, BlockyJudgements, Body language, clothing, communication style, confidence level, eye contact, facial expressions, first impressions, Grooming, handshake, instant judgment, Manners, personality traits, Posture, Social Skills, tone of voice, VALUES
Do you judge someone based on their skin color, their clothes, or their taste in music? Well, on our Minecraft server, we judge people based on their ability to build the most epic roller coasters in the game! That’s right, if you can’t handle the loops, twists, and turns of our insane roller coaster challenges, then you might as well pack up your blocks and go home. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to be crowned the Roller Coaster King (or Queen) of our wacky world!

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