non-offensive put-down – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

CreeperRoastsMC
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the insult mecca of the blocky world! Join us and let your creativity flow as you come up with the most ridiculous insults like “Your pixelated face looks like a creeper’s backside” or “You mine like a chicken with no beak!” Trust us, you’ll be roasting your friends and enemies alike in no time! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server just to hear the latest insults. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insult battles begin!

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TokyoCraft: No Customer Abuse Minecraft Server
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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, Tokyo just approved dis ordinance to prevent abuse by customers in Japan’s 1st! like, u don’t wanna be abused by customers, right? so come join us and build ur own safe haven away from all dat craziness. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now before the abuse by customers gets outta hand!

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MissileCraftEU
arms control, ballistic missiles, Diplomacy, EU, european union, foreign policy, global security, international relations, iran, Media, MIDDLE EAST, military technology, missile proliferation, MissileCraftEU, nuclear weapons, political tensions, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, security threats, united nations
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the EU is talking about it? well, this server is so epic that even Iran is tryna get in on the action by supplying us with ballistic missiles. like, how insane is that? u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. plus, who knows what other countries will try to get in on the fun next? join now before the whole world is talking about us!

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Crafty Co-op: Prosocial Paradise
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LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE ARE LIKE THOSE PROSOCIAL BUSINESSES BUT INSTEAD OF MAKING MONEY WE MAKE BLOCKS!
WE PROMOTE COLLABORATION AND WELL-BEING, SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE GOT THE BEST COMMUNITY OUT THERE. WE DON’T CARE ABOUT SELF-INTEREST, WE CARE ABOUT BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND HAVING FUN!
PLUS, WE HAVE A LEGENDARY STORY ABOUT A CREEPER WHO LEARNED HOW TO DANCE AND NOW HE’S THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. YOU WON’T FIND THAT KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT ANYWHERE ELSE!
SO IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING SPECIAL AND BUILD SOME CRAZY BLOCKY CREATIONS, JOIN US NOW! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! 🤪🎉🔥

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What is the IP for FGTeeV Minecraft Server?
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FGTeeV is a popular family gaming and toy unboxing YouTube channel created by Vincent Carter and his wife Samantha. They are known for their entertaining and humorous content showcasing video game playthroughs, challenges, reviews, and unboxings. FGTeeV has amassed a large following of dedicated fans, with millions of subscribers and views on their channel. Their family-friendly videos appeal to viewers of all ages, making them one of the most beloved YouTubers in the gaming community.

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Melio SMP: Where Whitelists are as exclusive as a VIP club and plugins are as minimal as my attention span

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Server Overview
Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have: No teleportation or warps A trust system – no land-claiming or protection (we prevent griefs and theft by building this community on people we can trust) A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc. Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin Diamond-based economy and shopping district A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting! Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

Server Overview

Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have:

No teleportation or warps
A trust system – no land-claiming or protection (we prevent griefs and theft by building this community on people we can trust)
A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc.
Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting!
Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t. Application takes about 5 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.
What is the server’s philosophy?	Our philosophy is to keep the core experience vanilla and to keep the server centered around the community.
Are there any plugins on the server?	We have minimal plugins to maintain a vanilla experience, with the exception of TerraformGenerator for custom world generation.
Is there a land-claiming system?	No, we have a trust system in place instead of land-claiming or protection. Griefs and theft are prevented by building a community based on trust.
Is there an economy on the server?	Yes, we have a diamond-based economy and a designated shopping district for players to trade and purchase items.
Will the server world ever reset?	We do not plan on resetting the world, providing a sense of longevity for players to build and explore without the fear of losing progress.

Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server
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Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!
Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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The Real Estate Market Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of living in a boring old dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has the hottest real estate market in the game! We’ve got mansions, castles, and even underwater villas up for grabs. And rumor has it, if you build your house on a diamond block, you’ll never have to worry about creepers again!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in feathers and eggs. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his title as the rightful ruler of all poultry!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the infamous Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

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TinyJoysMC SMP
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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the power to control time itself! So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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BdayBlockBonanza
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Oh, forget about boring old birthday presents, join our Minecraft server and we’ll give you the gift of endless fun and adventure! Imagine this: on your birthday, you log in and find a giant cake made entirely out of diamonds waiting for you in the middle of a lush jungle. But be careful, because the cake is guarded by a pack of wild creepers who are just dying to blow out your candles! And that’s not all, we also have a special birthday quest where you have to hunt down a rare pink sheep and shear it to make a birthday suit of armor. Trust us, this server is the ultimate birthday present you never knew you needed!

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Lit London English Teachers
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so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like, run by a group of literature teachers from London who are actually english english teachers. they teach u how to build epic castles and stuff while reciting shakespearean sonnets. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden library in the server, u unlock a secret quest to find the lost diamond sword of king arthur. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and let’s get literary in minecraft, mate!

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