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InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Falling into the Void:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

Kyber Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

KyberCraft: Minecraft’s best StarWars experience. We have custom cooded Force abilities, X-Wings/TIE Fighters, Ion Cannons, and Blasters. We also have Lands, Quests, Multiple worlds in the Galaxy, shops, and arenas. You can fight bosses from the series or make a new land with your friends amongst the stars!

play.craftkyber.com

KSU Esports MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

We’re a collegiate server officially sponsored by Kennesaw State University through our Esports Program. We’re mainly a vanilla+ survival server, but we also have a creative world and minigames, such as spleef, PvP, and more to come! You don’t have to be affiliated with KSU in any way, non-students are welcome.

mc.esports.kennesaw.edu

AdjustBox

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

#1 BoxPvP server

Welcome to adjustbox.pro! Step into the thrilling realm of Box PvP in Minecraft, where adrenaline-pumping battles await. Engage in heart-pounding combat within specially crafted arenas, meticulously designed to test your skills and tactical prowess. Customize your very own box, personalizing it to reflect your unique style. Arm yourself with an arsenal of weapons, from swords to bows, and unleash devastating attacks on your opponents. Whether you prefer solo duels or team-based clashes, our server offers a dynamic and competitive environment for players of all levels. Rise through the ranks, earn rewards, and claim your spot on the leaderboard. With a passionate community and dedicated staff, the excitement never ends. Join adjustbox.pro now and embark on an unforgettable PvP journey!

AdjustBox.pro:25675

Endless Realms

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Endless Realms is a 1.19.4 survival server with PvP

Create a team or play solo! Build a base and raid other people.

Get jobs and upgrade your skills which will be useful for surviving Customize your appeariance with different cosmetics or get a nice companion!

Earn XP and level up to get fancy rewards!

We have 6 different leaderboards for all interests

Finish Quests for Money and buy customized Nametags, Pets, Items

185.239.237.205

Hyggen

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Votes:	2307	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	747490	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Hyggen is a newly started SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server that is dedicated to creating a relaxed and pleasant gaming experience for all players. Our primary goal is to promote community, collaboration and fun across our server.

play.hyggen.online

PokkumaServer

Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Star Shards Collected:	169
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

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Eclipse Network

Economy, LifeSteal, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Lifesteal is a game mode in Minecraft where you fight players. While this may sound like a generic PvP minigame, there is an interesting twist. Every time you defeat a player, you’ll steal their health, resulting in your gaining more hearts and them losing some.

eclipsenetwork.falix.gg:54862

Twix Comfy Corner

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

A small Swedish minecraft SMP with whitelist through discord!

We got; • Economy • Custom enchants • Time-rewards • McMMO • and much much more….

31.214.166.6:25726

NationMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Void Armor Forged:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Looking for the best minecraft survival/vanilla experience? Well this is the server you have been looking for! We are trying to be the best experience you ever saw! Version is 1.19.3, just to clear up any confusion.

NationlSMP.aternos.me

Delta Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Fight, build, and survive. An anarchy server, where there are no rules. Do what you want! A crossplay vanilla server, lets anyone join from 1.8 to the latest version. From bedrock to java, this server gives everybody a chance to experience the mayhem of anarchy servers.

deltaanarchy.join-game.net