non-offensive insult – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CreeperRoastsMC
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the insult mecca of the blocky world! Join us and let your creativity flow as you come up with the most ridiculous insults like “Your pixelated face looks like a creeper’s backside” or “You mine like a chicken with no beak!” Trust us, you’ll be roasting your friends and enemies alike in no time! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server just to hear the latest insults. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insult battles begin!

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Pixel Punchline
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and let your inner troll shine!
Join us if you want to engage in epic insult battles with other players without using a single swear word. That’s right, we have a strict no-profane-language policy, so you’ll have to get creative with your insults.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players compete in insult duels to see who can come up with the most outrageous and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of pure sass.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your insult skills in the most epic way possible. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Insult Arena!

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NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP
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OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!
The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!
So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

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InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts
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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

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Users Playground
Appearance, barter, Community, dirt palace, Economy, Exploring, Friends, Kiri, Meetup, micro transactions, Plugins, Ranks, smp, SMP experience, Story, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, virtual currency, Voting, You Are Machines
Users Playground is an SMP experience provided by https://youaremachines.com
Enjoy your time exploring the Dirt Palace. Make friends and create amazing things together. It is your playground.
We believe in the vanilla experience. No crazy plugins, no ranks, no micro-transactions, no inflated virtual currency. The players of Users Playground create their own economy through barter. Major updates will be presented and voted on by the community. We are excited to meet you!
Kiri, an important part of the You Are Machines crew, is planning to make an appearance soon… What kind of story will unfold when she shows up?
usersplayground.com

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YokieTown
Adventure, balanced gameplay, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Economy, endless possibilities, Engaging, EXCITEMENT, Factions, innovation, Journey, MCMMO, Minecraft, new home, new player, PvP, rewarding, Roleplay, seasoned player, Supportive Community, Survival, Unique Features, YokieTown
Welcome to an extraordinary Minecraft survival experience on our server, where adventure meets innovation! Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, our server offers a wealth of unique features that guarantee an engaging, balanced, and rewarding journey.
Join our Minecraft survival server today and experience a world filled with excitement, challenges, and endless possibilities! With a wide array of custom features, balanced gameplay, and a supportive community, we’re confident you’ll find your new home for Minecraft adventures.
mc.yokietown.com:25630

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Conquest of Hunterra: Where creepers wear tuxedos and chickens plot world domination…1.20.1 Whitelist Only

Accomplishments.., Armors, balanced diet, building, chickens, Community Focused, Conquest, CREEPERS, domination…1.20.1, fabric 1.20.1, Farmer, GEMSTONES, Hunterra, Immersive, knight, lord status, Medieval, Modded, modrinth launcher, Plot, RPG, Seasons, Settlements, Skill Progression, specializations, tough enemies, tuxedos, weapons, wear, Whitelist, world, world generation

Conquest of Hunterra Server Overview

Unique Features	Medieval RPG experience
Nutrition & Seasons	Maintain balanced diet and adapt to changing seasons
Skill Progression	Level up character and face challenging foes
Modded World Generation	Explore world with Conquest Reforged
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Create and govern settlements with other players
Launch Date	July 19th, 2024
Modpack	Conquest of Hunterra Modpack
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the Fabric 1.20.1 version and Modrinth launcher.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: The server offers a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience with immersive features like nutrition & seasons, skill progression, modded world generation, and building settlements.

Q: Can I play solo or do I need to join a settlement?

A: You have the option to play solo or join other players to create self-governing settlements.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed but respecting other players is encouraged.

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply to join the server through our website or Discord server.

LiftCraft Minecraft Server
#workout, Bodybuilding, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness journey, Gains, gym, health, healthy lifestyle, LiftCraft, Minecraft, motivation, muscle building, perseverance, Physical fitness, progress, self improvement, Server, strength training, weightlifting, wellness
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by flexing those pixelated muscles! Our world is filled with giant mobs that can only be defeated by showing off your epic strength.
Join us if you want to embark on quests that involve lifting virtual weights to unlock hidden treasures. Want to build a house? Better make sure it has a gym inside, because our server is all about gains, bro.
But beware, there’s a legendary boss called the Squat King who can only be defeated by doing squats in real life while playing the game. Don’t skip leg day if you want to conquer this beast!
So if you’re ready to pump iron and show off your muscles in the most ridiculous ways possible, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Because in this world, the only way to survive is by saying, “This is why I lift!”

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Minecraft SMP: Battle Royale Bonanza /brb/
Arcade, battle, bonanza, BRB, Characters, Combos, Community, Competitive Gaming, console, esports, FGG, Fighting Game Mechanics, fighting games, frame data, general, meta analysis, Minecraft, multiplayer, online play, PC, Royale.., smp, strategy, Tier List, Tournaments, Training Mode
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep have mohawks and the creepers wear sunglasses.
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. If you want to join his army of feathered warriors, you’ll have to prove your worth by challenging him to a dance-off.
But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Llama Mafia, a group of woolly gangsters who will stop at nothing to protect their turf. If you cross them, you might find yourself on the wrong end of a llama spit attack.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, try taking on the Ender Dragon while riding a pig. It’s not easy, but the bragging rights are totally worth it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding sheep.

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CarCraft Minecraft Server
anger and sadness, budgeting, car payments, CarCraft, communication problems, differing financial values, Eviction, expensive car, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, job loss, Minecraft, promise broken, relationship conflicts, relationship issues, saving money, security deposit, selling assets, Server, trust issues, unemployment
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of financial woes and relationship drama in pixelated form!
Join our server and experience the thrill of making questionable financial decisions, just like our player who bought a fancy new car with his savings, only to lose his job shortly after. Will you make the same mistakes and face the wrath of your in-game partner kicking you out of your virtual home?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of trying to sell your virtual truck for a loss, all while desperately trying to find a new job in the Minecraft world. Will you be able to survive the virtual struggle or will you end up homeless in the pixelated streets?
Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, financial turmoil, and relationship drama that will leave you questioning your life choices both in-game and in real life!

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SisFreeWeddingCraft
bridezilla, family boundaries, family conflict, family dysfunction, mother drama, sibling rivalry, SisFreeWeddingCraft, sister drama, sister rivalry, toxic family, wedding boundaries, wedding drama, wedding drama fallout, wedding etiquette, wedding guest drama, wedding guest drama management, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding stress management
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama queens and toxic trash dumpsters are not invited! If you’re tired of dealing with spoiled siblings and enabling parents, then this is the place for you.
Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can dress shop without worrying about someone showing up in a white or red dress. Our server is drama-free, so you can focus on building and exploring without any family interference.
Don’t worry about what people will say if certain family members aren’t at your virtual event – we’ll support you in standing up to toxic behavior and setting boundaries. And if anyone tries to crash your virtual wedding, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.”
So come join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness – just leave the real-life drama at the door!

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ParentalWisdomMC SMP
advice, ANECDOTES, Childhood, family, guidance, Impactful, lessons learned, life lessons, memorable, Memories, parental advice, ParentalWisdomMC, parents, reflections, smp, storytelling, Teachings, unforgettable, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom
Are you tired of your parents nagging you about getting off Minecraft and doing your homework? Well, join our SMP and show them who’s boss! Our server is so addicting, your parents will be begging you to come out of your room just to see what all the fuss is about. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend!

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PixelLoveCraft
AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, gender, intelligence, Kindness, long-term compatibility, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelLoveCraft, Qualities, sense of humor, Style, WIT
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to find your Minecraft soulmate who will build you a castle fit for a queen? Look no further than our server! We have a matchmaking system that pairs you with the perfect player based on your in-game preferences. From pixelated pick-up lines to virtual weddings, love is always in the air on our server. Join now and swipe right on your future Minecraft bae!

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, offensive, Politics, Rapid, russia, Server, success, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky
come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact russia’s ‘rapid’ offensive in Kursk Oblast but with a twist! instead of tanks, we use pigs with saddles! zelensky himself said it’s not ‘serious’ success, but who cares when you can ride a pig into battle?! join now for a wild ride and experience the chaos of war in a whole new way! plus, we have free cookies for all new players (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) so what are you waiting for? saddle up and let’s gooooo!

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