Non-Negotiables MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoNegotiablesMC SMP

Trust, Empathy, deal breakers, compatibility, long term

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out big time! We got diamonds for days, creepers to blow up your base, and a secret underground cult that sacrifices chickens for good luck. 🐔💎

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT and BOOM, it was lit! Literally. 🔥

And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon hunting competition. Last year, things got wild when someone accidentally summoned two dragons instead of one. It was chaos, but so much fun! 🐉🤪

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on a trampoline, come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this bread, gamers! 🍞🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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CraftyLoveConnection

DATING, dealbreaker qualities, red flags, non-negotiables, Boundaries

Are you tired of dating servers that are as boring as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate love connection! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous of the sparks flying between players.

Join us if your dealbreaker regarding dating is not being able to find someone who appreciates your epic redstone creations. On our server, redstone engineers are treated like royalty and given free diamond armor as a sign of respect.

If your dealbreaker is not being able to find someone who can keep up with your mining skills, then look no further. Our server is filled with players who can mine faster than a speeding minecart, and they’re ready to team up with you to conquer the depths of the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server today and find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky place!

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NoTolerateCraft

firm stance, Ultimatum, non-negotiable, sticking point, crossing the line

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of evil chickens ruling the land! These feathered fiends have taken over and are forcing players to wear chicken costumes at all times. But fear not, on our server, you can fight back against the poultry oppressors and reclaim your freedom! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a dancing pig named Porky P! So come join us and let’s overthrow those clucking dictators together!

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BlockAddicts Minecraft Server

can’t part with, can’t abandon, Minecraft, essential belongings, must-keeps

What is something you can’t give up? If your answer is Minecraft, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined. Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of talking sheep who will guide you through a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a professional cheese thief. But beware, there are also mischievous creepers who love to photobomb your selfies and steal your favorite pickaxe. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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CraftyCashCow

non-negotiables, financial resilience, money management, Necessities, SAVING

Are you tired of being broke in real life but still want to ball out in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. Forget about mining for hours on end, just join our server and watch the riches roll in!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Mafia. These swine mean business and will stop at nothing to protect their turf. Join their ranks and become a feared mob boss in the Minecraft world. Just watch out for any pesky players trying to steal your bacon!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco club. Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and zombies – they’ve got some killer moves, literally! Just make sure to watch your back, things can get a little wild down there.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs real-life money when you can be a virtual millionaire with a pig mafia at your beck and call? Let the madness begin!

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ZHumorCraft

humor generation., humor analysis, humor psychology, humor research, internet humor

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

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CraftyWarfareMC

military conflict, Advancing, French, missile defense, air strike

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

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ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

minecraft server, they are not there, PECHKO WITHOUT WIPES, CONS, No Rules

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

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Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

Dictatorship, Minecraft, fascism, swastika, controversial

Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

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The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

Szoboszlai, Mitchell, Hughes, virgil, trent

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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