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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 301 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 29 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
So, like, u know how some peeps think they can just track their period and not get preggers? Well, turns out that ain’t always the case, cuz there’s been a rise in oopsie babies in the UK from peeps tryna be all natural and stuff. Like, come on, just use protection, peeps!
But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.
