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No Homo Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Entertainment, film, heterosexual, homo, Minecraft, movies, non-bisexual, non-gay, non-homosexual, non-lesbian, non-LGBT, non-LGBTQ, non-pansexual, non-queer, non-transgender, not about homosexuality, smp, Straight..

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4124	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs.

Our server is so awesome that even Hollywood wants to make a movie about it. But don’t worry, it’s definitely not about homosexuality. In fact, our server is so manly that even the creepers are afraid to come near us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in a world where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft community).

“Why so much hate on male self insert characters” Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bland, Chad, Character, Characters, criticism, dunning kruger, FANTASY, Gender Roles, Girls, harem fantasies, hate, insert, Male, male self insert, married life, Minecraft, monogamic, Projection, Protagonist, Shoujo self insert, smp, soulless, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	85417	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Farms Harvested:	438	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Votes:	7900

Are you tired of boring, soulless protagonists in your Minecraft SMP? Look no further! Join our server where you can project all your harem fantasies onto a character who is just as bland and annoying as you want them to be. Surround yourself with a group of amazing girls who are way out of your league, and somehow still manage to attract Chad’s attention. It’s a monogamous married life waiting to happen, so why not join us today? Pic unrelated, but the fun you’ll have is guaranteed!

Lady Rage Minecraft Server

brotherhood, civil servant, disgrace, Duty, female cop, FIRED, Firefighters, government job, institution, lady, Men, Military, Minecraft, Police, porn, private life, Prostitute, RAGE, second job, Server, Sluts, Traditions, Woman Hate, women in jobs

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a group of government workers on a girls’ night out? Look no further! Our server is filled with women in civil servant and government jobs who are not afraid to show off their…uh, skills. From police officers to firefighters, these ladies are breaking all the rules and turning tradition on its head. Join us if you want to see some real action – both on and off duty! Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server. 😉🚔🔥 #GirlsGoneMinecraft #TraditionBreakers #JoinTheFun

Curious Minecraft SMP Art Critics

Analysis, art, art critics, art world, artist, artwork, Assessment, commentary, Critics, critique, Curious, discussion, Evaluation, Feedback, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, Painting, perspective, response, review, smp, Viewpoint

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people build are dirt houses and cobblestone towers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate art gallery of Minecraft! We have players creating masterpieces that would make even Picasso jealous. From pixel art of giant chickens to statues of famous historical figures made entirely out of diamond blocks, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic Minecraft drama you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players fighting over a virtual piece of land, using TNT cannons and lava buckets to settle their dispute. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of builders, pranksters, and drama queens all in one place? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT cannons).

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Bag of Blocks – Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blocks, blue archive, Chise, Commissions, Events, field, general, Grand Assault, guides, Heavy Armor, hovercraft, Izuna, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Urban

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a grand assault on Binah, an urban torment with heavy armor. But wait, there’s a twist – the armor is made of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese armor. And if that’s not enough, we also have a limit break assault where you have to fend off the fury of Set while wearing a tutu. It’s madness, it’s mayhem, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most exclusive banners featuring characters in swimsuits. Because why fight in regular armor when you can battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the patch notes – they’re wilder than a herd of llamas on a rampage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Weed Bro or Hashish Buddy Minecraft SMP

Bro, buddy, Cannabis, CBD, DRUG, Ganja, hash, hash oil, hashish, hashish buddy, HERB, HIGH, Marijuana, mary jane, Minecraft, Pot, smoking, smp, Stoner, Thc, TOKING, Weed, weed bro

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest place to be for all you weed bros and hashish buddies out there!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are all high on enchanted golden apples and the creepers explode in a rainbow of colors. We’ve got a secret underground base where we grow the rarest strains of Minecraft weed and trade them for emeralds.

But beware, the server owner is a crazy wizard who can turn you into a chicken if you dare to challenge him in a build battle. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama that roams the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So if you’re ready for a truly lit Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of weed and wonder!

Lolli Skates Minecraft Server

amusement, amusement park, amusement park attraction, amusement park entertainment, amusement park fun, amusement park ride, amusement ride, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, Fun, funny skates, giggles, humor, Laughter, Lollerskates, Lolli, Minecraft, roller coaster, roller skates, rollerblading, Server, silly skates, skates

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Potions Brewed:	142
Meteorites Collected:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will guide you through building the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and even a hidden portal to the Nether. But shh, don’t tell anyone!

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by flying pigs. It’s a battle like no other, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

4. We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game wear party hats and dance to dubstep music. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join Lollerskates today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Total hololive Victory Minecraft SMP

Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, hololive, hololive dies, Humiliation, internet culture, Japanese idols, learn, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, POSTERS, posters humiliated, smp, social media, TOTAL, Total hololive Victory, Victory, virtual idols, virtual reality

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2945	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Alien Abductions:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us and witness the epic battles between the hololive die-hard fans and the meme lords who keep trolling them. Will the posters ever learn their lesson? Probably not, but it’s hilarious to watch them try!

We have crazy events like “Build Battle: Hololive Edition” where you have to build the most outrageous hololive-inspired creation to win epic prizes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where all the rarest loot is hidden – if you can find it, that is!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

Anime, bathroom, chapter 109, comedy, Daily, ghost, HanakoKun, Haunted, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, occult, School, series, Server, SHONEN, Spook, Supernatural, toilet bound hanako kun, ToiletBound, Updates, urban legend, WEEKLY

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than Spook 109! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Spook 109 and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players could defeat them and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Imagine building a house out of cheddar or fighting off creepers made of gouda. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join Spook 109 today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

The Zombie Slayer Minecraft SMP

action, Challenges, Characters, controls, criticism, Difficulty, DISAPPOINTING, enemies, frustrating, gameplay, Horror, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, resident evil, review, slayer, smp, Storyline, SUCKS, Survival, Thread, video game, zombie

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchantments Applied:	226
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring SMPs where the gameplay is as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, do business deals with zombies, and try not to get scammed by skeletons. It’s chaos, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will.