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UnkillableSpatula Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	729
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	77

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to challenge yourself to kill your friends with the most ridiculous objects possible. Forget swords and bows, we’re talking about killing someone with a cooked chicken or a flower pot! The more outrageous the kill, the more respect you’ll earn from your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unbreakable Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged villagers who believed it could mine through bedrock. Will you be the one to wield its power and uncover its true potential?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	114	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	100
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Votes:	3171	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive

Anime, Entertainment, Gaming, Girls, hololive, hololive girls, IDOLS, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Minecraft, online personalities, Otaku, purity, smp, still virgins, streaming, Talents, Virgins, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	411	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip around – like which hololive girls are still virgins! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous rumors, epic builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance (wink wink). So why wait? Join now and get in on the action before someone spills the tea!

HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	405
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Have you ever been humbled by a chicken in Minecraft? Well, on our SMP, we have a legendary chicken named Cluck Norris who will challenge you to a duel and leave you questioning your entire existence. Join us for a chance to face off against the most fearsome fowl in all of Minecraft and see if you have what it takes to come out victorious! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure on our wild and wacky server!

BlockyLoveLessons

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mines Excavated:	2721
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	7656
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!