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CraftyCompanions
On our Minecraft server, the most important quality in a friend is their ability to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. We only accept friends who can pull off such epic feats of Minecraft mastery. So if you’re looking for a server where the crazier the build, the better, then come join us and show off your diamond pig palace skills! -
FriendQualitiesMC SMP
Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to join a server where friendship is valued above all else? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We value friends who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes, friends who can tame a dragon with just a carrot, and friends who can survive a creeper explosion without even flinching. So if you’re looking for a server where friendship means having each other’s backs during epic battles with the Ender Dragon or sharing your last enchanted golden apple, then join us today! Who needs real-life friends when you have a squad of Minecraft pros by your side? -
FriendCraft: Loyalty & Laughs
The most important quality in a friend is their ability to carry you through the Nether on their back while dodging fireballs from ghasts and not complaining about the weight. Because let’s be real, who needs emotional support when you’re facing off against a horde of creepers? Join our Minecraft server and find friends who will literally carry you to victory in the most epic battles. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to plunder. So come join us and make friends who will have your back, literally. -
ElevatorTunesMC Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only music you hear is the sound of zombies moaning? Well, come join our server where we have a resident player who listens to elevator music on loop! That’s right, you can vibe to smooth tunes while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens and lead them into battle against the evil mobs. Imagine riding into battle on a chicken steed, clucking your way to victory!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Get ready to boogie with skeletons and party with pigs like never before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft!
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PixelPride Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of diversity and acceptance! Just like how this dad is cool with his daughter bringing home anyone, we welcome all players regardless of gender, sexuality, or creeper-phobia.Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build your dream world with your girlfriend Brit or boyfriend Brent without any judgment. We don’t believe in big reveals or fancy to-dos, just good old-fashioned block-building fun.
So come on over and show us your pansexual pride by creating the most fabulous rainbow castle or the most epic gender-neutral fortress. Because in this server, love is love and Minecraft is for everyone. Don’t be an AH, join us today!
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Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.
But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!
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UnchartedCraft
Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right? -
CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.
With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!
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RefineryRaiders
so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with dem drones? well, imagine if u could be a part of dat action in minecraft! join our server and u can be a ukrainian drone pilot, blowin’ up oil refineries left and right! it’s like call of duty but with blocks and creepers! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and play chess? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s start world war minecraft! -
Enchanted Isles 1.21
Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.
And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.
Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.
So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.