imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, and suddenly, your band-aid starts beeping. you’re like, “oh snap, i need to check my health indicators!” and you realize you’ve been playing minecraft for, like, 10 hours straight. but it’s all good, cuz our server has got your back.
not only that, but our server is, like, super non-invasive. you don’t have to worry about anyone invading your space or stealing your diamonds. it’s all about peace, love, and minecraft.
oh, and did we mention that our server is perfect for diabetic players? yeah, that’s right. we cater to all types of players, even those with special health needs. so come join us on the most epic minecraft server of all time. trust us, you won’t regret it.
we tested dis stuff on mice and dey were runnin’ around like they just won da lottery. insulin wit a cell-penetrating peptide? dat’s some next level stuff, fam. it reaches yo bloodstream faster dan u can say “minecraft is life”.
so come join us on dis server and be a part of da insulin revolution. who knew diabetes could be so much fun? let’s get droppin’ and rockin’ in dis crazy world of blocks and drops. ain’t nothin’ stoppin’ us now, we’re on fire like a creeper in a TNT factory. let’s do dis!
we got a whole ecosystem goin on here, with whales pooping out iron to help fertilize the oceans and keep everything in balance. but watch out for those pesky commercial hunters tryna take out our precious iron-pooping whales, we gotta protect them at all costs!
so come on down and join the fun, build, mine, and protect the iron-pooping whales on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knew poop could be so valuable in the virtual world? let’s make some magic happen, one poop block at a time!
Flash SMP – Java & Bedrock Edition
Welcome to Flash SMP, the ultimate survival multiplayer experience! Our server supports both Java and Bedrock (PE) players, so everyone can join the adventure!
What We Offer: Crossplay – Java & PE players can play together! Active Community – Friendly players & helpful staff! Custom Features – Unique plugins & cool mechanics! Events & Tournaments – Fun challenges & big rewards! Economy & Shops – Trade, buy & sell with other players! Land Claims – Protect your builds from griefers! PVP & PVE – Battle players or take on dangerous mobs!
Join Now and Start Your Adventure!
flashcityrp.xyz
068s.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Server Name | DementiaCraft |
|---|---|
| Player Age Limit | 25 and above |
| Mission | Cultivate a virtual haven free from toxicity, and brimming with respect, responsibility, and fun |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is the age limit for players on DementiaCraft? | Players must be 25 years or older to join the server. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | Visit the DementiaCraft website to learn more about the server and the application process. |
| Is content creation allowed on DementiaCraft? | Content creation is allowed after being an active member for at least two months. Streaming from the server is not permitted at this time. |
| How long does it take for the moderators to review applications? | Due to real-life obligations, it may take a couple of days for the moderators to respond to applications. Your patience is appreciated. |
We got a whole extended universe to explore, like some trippy cosmic journey through the land of blocky pixels.
Imagine battling creepers and skeletons with a scythe while spitting sick rhymes like a death goddess.
We even have special events where we hold virtual concerts and rap battles in the Nether realm.
So come on, join us and let’s get weird in this wacky Minecraft server of death and music!
Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up to toxic feminists who think they know it all. Build your own world where you can trust your partner without someone trying to ruin it with their negative vibes.
So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as the creepers and the adventures are as crazy as a pig riding a minecart. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the entertainment you need right here?
WE HAVE SCIENTISTS IN MINECRAFT LAB COATS RUNNING AROUND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THEY’LL EVEN CURE YOUR BRAIN FARTS!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME MIND-BENDING FUN. YOU’LL BE BUILDING CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS IN NO TIME. PLUS, YOU’LL BE SO SMART, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO OUTWIT EVEN THE CRAFTIEST CREEPERS.
DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO LEVEL UP YOUR BRAIN CELLS AND HAVE A BLAST WHILE DOING IT. SEE YOU THERE, BRAINIACS!
ShadowGrove – A unique survival adventure with free ranks, rankup progression, custom plugins, daily free crate keys, and custom weapon models & skins!
shadowgrovesmp.secure.pebble.host
Near Vanilla is a 7 year old, close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others.
| IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
|---|---|
| Website | https://nearvanilla.com |
| Server Guide | Our Notion Page |
| Map | https://map.nearvanilla.com |
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.
We have the best community of players who are all about that cock life. Build your dream house, explore the vast landscapes, and maybe even find a special cock friend along the way.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this one-of-a-kind server where you can truly embrace your love for both Minecraft and cock. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.