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PretendExpertCraft

Authenticity, Confidence, Deception, Expertise, Imposter, impostor syndrome, knowledge, PretendExpertCraft, pretending, subject matter

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Potions Brewed:	171	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. like, seriously, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in a disco ball.

our server is like a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a dream come true, but better because you can actually play in it.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical world of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. trust me, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to leave.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

MicrobeMayhem: Age Swap Edition

age, aged mice, aging, aging effects, aging in humans, Edition, gut health, Gut microbes, gut microbiome, health, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory processes, MicrobeMayhem, microbial transplant, microbiology, microbiome changes, microbiota, research, study, Swap, systemwide inflammation, young mice

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ores Mined:	6994	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9786

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, we got gut microbes from aged mice being transplanted into young mice, and it’s like, causing all this crazy inflammation and stuff. it’s like, aging in humans but in Minecraft, bro.

come join our server and experience the wild world of gut microbiome madness. who knew that tiny microbes could cause such chaos in the Minecraft universe? it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man.

so, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate inflammation-inducing adventure, join our server now. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane experience. let’s get this gut microbe party started! 🐭🎉

Velurient vanilla survival server Minecraft

Adventure, banner, BUILD, Community, description, Explore, Fun, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, PHOTO, Play, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Velurient

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Velurient SMP vanilla

49.12.168.17:50704

CraftyStar Online 2 Minecraft Server

CraftyStar, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, Global Alliances, Item Codes, Minecraft, Mitsuba, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, ONLINE, Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Server, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, Verification Data

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Crops Grown:	9770
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magic Items Found:	5299	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create entire universes with our imagination! Join us and become a part of the RappyDeathsquad, Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, Stardust Drive, or Mitsuba alliances – or create your own group chat exclusive Ship 4!

But that’s not all, our server is so advanced that we have Scratch Tickets for exclusive in-game fashion items, just like in Phantasy Star Online 2! And don’t forget to check out our NGS Headline videos for the latest news and events – it’s like being in a virtual world within a virtual world!

Need help with your NGS Damage Calculator? We got you covered with our data verification sheets and item codes. And if you’re feeling fashionable, dive into our Fashion History archives and become the trendsetter of the server!

Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality when you have a virtual world this epic? Let’s build, explore, and conquer together!

BidenCraft: Beating Trump in Minecraft Server

538 Election Forecast, Beating, Biden’s Favorability, BidenCraft, campaign trail, democratic party, donald trump, election 2024, Election Forecasting, election predictions, election results, electoral college, joe biden, Joe Biden Victory, joe biden vs donald trump, Minecraft, newsweek, political analysis, Politics, Presidential election, republican party, Server, trump, Trump’s Lead, us politics

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where we build, battle, and banter our way to victory!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. But fear not, brave warriors, for we have a secret weapon against him – a magical diamond sword that can banish him back to the Nether realm!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. They may be small, but they sure pack a punch!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers…they’re always up to no good!

Weirdly Good Minecraft Server

bizarre talents, exceptional abilities, extraordinary gifts, extraordinary skills, Good, Minecraft, odd skills, offbeat skills, out of the ordinary talents, peculiar skills, quirky abilities, rare skills, Server, special gifts, strange gifts, strange talents, uncanny talents, uncommon abilities, uncommon talents, unique skills, unusual abilities, unusual talents, weird talents, Weirdly

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Are you a master at stacking blocks in a perfectly symmetrical pattern? Do you have an uncanny ability to find diamonds within minutes of starting a new world? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where your weird talents will finally be appreciated!

We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you can perform the Chicken Dance flawlessly, you’ll fit right in.

Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of musical chairs. But be warned, he’s a sore loser.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms – on our server, we have a competition for the most outrageous and impractical builds. Can you construct a functioning roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Or a house made entirely out of TNT? The possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of playing on boring, ordinary servers and want to embrace your weird talents in a truly unique and wacky world, join us today!

LostInCyberspace

digital hunt, digital treasure hunt, ELUSIVE, elusive answer, elusive information, information hunt, internet mystery, internet search, long lost data, lost internet, LostInCyberspace, missing data, Mystery, never found, ongoing search, online quest, online search, persistent search, Quest, search, unsolved

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Animals Bred:	176
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of searching for that elusive rare item in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret hidden chest that contains all the rarest items in the game! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, so join now and start your quest for glory (and diamonds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who has tamed the fearsome beast and rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to learn their secrets and become a dragon rider yourself? Then join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

So if you’re tired of endlessly searching for that one thing you can’t seem to find, come join us on our server where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality. Who knows, maybe you’ll finally find what you’ve been looking for all these years – or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun trying!

MacronCraft Minecraft Server

Campaign, current events, Democracy, determination, election results, Emmanuel Macron, european union, France, French election, French politics, Government, leadership, Macron, MacronCraft, Minecraft, News, political stance, Politics, president, re-election, resigning, Server, Voting

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Votes:	2959
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Animals Bred:	70	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Potions Brewed:	66

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. for real, it’s like a magical land of awesomeness.

also, like, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. no joke, it’s like a real life fairy tale up in here.

and, like, if you join, you get a free unicorn to ride around on. yeah, that’s right, a freaking unicorn. so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic adventure?

plus, like, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that’s worth, like, a million dollars. so if you’re into getting rich quick, this is the place to be.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, for realz.

CraftyUkrainianWarriors

American weapons, controversial, CraftyUkrainianWarriors, lifts ban, long tail tags, U.S, Ukrainian military unit

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “we need weapons to fight bad guys”? well, america was all like, “no way, jose!” but then they were like, “okay, fine, u can have some weapons.” and now this ukrainian military unit is all decked out in american gear and ready to kick some butt.

but, like, here’s the twist: they’re not just fighting bad guys in real life, they’re also fighting bad guys in minecraft! that’s right, this ukrainian military unit has their own minecraft server where they battle it out with players from all over the world.

and let me tell u, it’s a wild ride. there are epic battles, crazy challenges, and even secret missions that will keep u on the edge of ur seat. plus, u get to play alongside real-life soldiers who know how to kick butt both on the battlefield and in the virtual world.

so, if u want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush and join a server like no other, then come on down to this ukrainian military unit’s minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

SinusCraft: Mouth Breathers Unite!

Allergies, Breathers, breathing difficulties, breathing issues, chronic congestion, Mouth, mouth breather syndrome, Mouth breathers, mouth breathing, mouth breathing problems, nasal blockage, nasal breathing, nasal congestion, nasal congestion relief, nasal passages, respiratory health, sinus infections, sinus pressure, sinus problems, SinusCraft, sinusitis, sleep apnea, Snoring, unite

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	4183
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows into your face while you ride a rollercoaster made of cheese. why join? because we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and throw epic dance parties every night. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from griefers with their mad skills. and did i mention that our spawn point is a giant disco ball floating in the sky? yeah, you heard me right. so come on over and join the fun, unless you hate fun, in which case go eat a moldy potato.