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Wonderful Precure Minecraft Server

action-packed, Adventure, Anime, colorful animation, cute, Empowering, FANTASY, friendship, Heartwarming, inspiring, lillian, magical creatures, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, Nyammy, positive vibes, Precure, relatable episode, Server, Smile Voice, teamwork, transformation sequence, Wonderful, Wonderful Precure

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4505	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Nyammy and Lillian. Legend has it that they have the power to use their Smile Voice to make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into fluffy kittens. Imagine the possibilities! Join our server and witness the magic for yourself. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have Nyammy and Lillian making your wildest dreams come true? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

AIO, BUILD ADVICE, building, CASE, Case fans, cooler, CPU, Double towers, Gaming, general, GPU, Minecraft, monitor, Motherboard, os, pc building, pcbg, psu, RAM, smp, SSD, Upgrade, web browsing, workstation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic builds and upgrades advice that will make your Minecraft world look like it’s straight out of a modpack!

Need help with your CPU? We got you covered with recommendations that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby piglet sliding down a hill. And don’t even get us started on coolers – we have options that will keep your PC icy cold, just like the snow biome.

But wait, there’s more! Our motherboard suggestions will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And when it comes to RAM, SSD, GPU, and PSU, we have the craziest recommendations that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to activate Windows before you log in, or else the creepers might come for you… 😉🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GFDefenseCraft

aita, Asshole, bar, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cringey, drink, Drunk, gf, GFDefenseCraft, guy, Jealousy, Pool, Social Interaction, step outside, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	4248	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

big impact, Decision making, impactful decisions, important choices, life changing, life choices, life-altering choices, life-changing decisions, LifeChangedByMinecraft, major impact, minor decisions, personal growth, pivotal moments, seemingly small decision, significant changes, significant events, small choices, smp, transformative choices, turning points, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Villages Defended:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Carefree, celebration, Drinking, Friends, Fun, hangover, inhibition, intoxicated, Laughter, loosened up, Memories, night out, Party, regret, Relaxation, socializing, tipsy, TipsyCraft, Wild

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2569
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Falling into the Void:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

CraftyBlockWars

arms sales, Conflict, Continues, controversy, CraftyBlockWars, criticism, defense industry, Delays, diplomatic tensions, germany, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, political decisions, qatar, Report, Sales, SELLING, Sparking, weapons

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

adverse reaction, GBS risk, Guillain-Barré syndrome, Guillain-Barre syndrome risk, GuillainBarre, Land, medical complications, neurological complications, neurological disorder, rare occurrence, rare side effect, rare vaccine adverse event, rare vaccine side effect, RSV vaccine, Syndrome, Vaccine Adverse Events, vaccine adverse reactions, vaccine complications, vaccine complications risk, vaccine risk, vaccine safety, vaccine side effects, vaccine-related illness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Buildings Constructed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ores Mined:	5251
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

amazing, awe-inspiring, beauty, Breathtaking, crystal clear, Elemental, Epic, ESSENTIAL, invigorating, life-giving, life-sustaining, Majestic, Minecraft, Nature, Powerful, Pure, Refreshing, rejuvenating, Serene, Server, Tranquil, Water

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Emeralds Found:	485	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

best decision, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, empowerment, fulfillment, Happiness, impactful decisions, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, smp, success, transformation, wise choices

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	243	Votes:	723
Alien Abductions:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Dragons Tamed:	4	Potions Brewed:	64

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.