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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5374 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!