NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Love Letters Sent:	17

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CharmedCraft SMP: Third Time’s the Minecraft Charm

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos-filled adventure you’ve been waiting for!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and demand to be worshipped as the true rulers of the land. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you offer them a diamond or two.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the pigs and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the pigs or the llamas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, maybe the third time really is the charm!

CraftyCousinInterventionLOL

addiction assumption, bullying, CraftyCousinInterventionLOL, ear infections, earwax overproduction, eavesdropping, embarrassed cousin, family conflict, family dinner, hearing loss, intervention, laughing in face, medical condition, medication regimen, misunderstanding, personal medical issue, privacy boundaries, social media gossip, support from friends, tinnitus, vertigo

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Star Shards Collected:	291	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all kinds of unique conditions! Join us if you have an overproduction of earwax like our admin (27M) who has to do the earwax dance every other day. 🕺💦

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to keep their earwax regimen on point to prevent vertigo, hearing loss, and tinnitus. Forget about building houses, here we build earwax castles! 🏰👂

Join us for some hilarious moments like when our admin’s cousin Kara (37F) thought he was hiding a dark secret but it turned out to be just earwax shenanigans. 😂😂

Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out like Kara got kicked out of our admin’s friend’s house. We support each other through all the earwax drama! 🤝👂

So come on over and join the funniest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knew earwax could bring so much laughter and joy? 😆👂🎮

CraftyBlockheads

CraftyBlockheads, deleted social media, Digital Detox, life without social media, mental health, offline life, social media addiction, social media balance, social media break, social media cleanse, social media comparison, social media consumption, social media detox, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media influence, social media stress, social media usage, social media withdrawal

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Farms Harvested:	149	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of all the drama and fake news on social media? Looking for a place where you can escape the madness and just have a good time? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop!

Life after deleting social media has been like a breath of fresh air for our players. No more endless scrolling through pointless posts or getting into arguments with strangers online. Instead, they spend their days exploring our server, battling dragons, and building epic structures.

One player even told us that since deleting social media, they’ve become a master builder in Minecraft and have created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Another player said that they finally have time to focus on their real-life relationships and have even started a Minecraft-themed book club with their friends.

So if you’re ready to ditch the drama and join a community of like-minded players who just want to have fun, then come join our Minecraft server. Who needs social media when you have virtual worlds to explore and friends to make?

HugCraft: Where Casual Sex is Normal

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Items Found:	3024
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	73
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Yo, on dis server, we don’t just give hugs, we give virtual hugs in Minecraft! Imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant hug from a pixelated creeper, ain’t that a sight to see? Plus, we got a whole town dedicated to hugging, where you can build a house made entirely out of hugs.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to hug as many players as possible within a time limit, and the winner gets a virtual trophy made out of hugs. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on the Hug Coaster, a rollercoaster that hugs you tight as you zoom through the virtual world.

So come join us on this server and experience the most huggable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs casual sex when you can have a virtual hug fest?

Cozy

Active Staff, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, custom content, Discord, Economy, Events, friendly community, Furniture, java, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, Premium, Prison, Quest, Questing, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vehicles

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Star Shards Collected:	275	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Bedrock and Non-Premium Java supported!

Cozy is a brand new SMP server offering a variety of custom content and features. We have a friendly community and an active staff team. We offer quests, furniture, vehicles and much more.

Join our community today: Discord – https://discord.gg/cozymc Java – mc.cozy.net Bedrock – mc.cozy.net (port 19132) Website – store.cozy.net

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GreenCraft SMP – where semi-vanilla means half chocolate and half green beans!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to Green Craft SMP

Platform	IP	Port
Java	151.80.47.150:25643	N/A
Bedrock	151.80.47.150	27049

Overview:

Welcome to Green Craft SMP, a Nations survival server for Bedrock and Java. We have Quests, Crates, Minigames, and much more. The server has just started today so you won’t have to catch up to anyone.

Features:

Nations: Create nations up to 750×750 blocks in size with 2 other players. Nations can have wars, alliances, or unions. Being part of a nation is optional.
Quests: Complete Daily, Weekly, and permanent quests for rewards.
Events: Participate in frequent events to win crate keys, money, and collectable maps.
Minigames: Access PVP, racing, parkour, and other minigames in the dedicated world.
Other: Collectable Maps, Ruins, Crates, Dynmap, and more.

FAQ:

1. How can I join the server?

Simply use the provided IP and Port for your respective platform to connect to the server.

2. Can I create my own nation alone?

Yes, you can create a nation alone or with 2 other players.

3. What rewards can I win in events?

Event rewards include crate keys, money, and collectable maps.

4. Are there specific rules for the server?

Standard server rules apply, including no griefing, hacking, or disrespecting other players.

QueerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy drama and scandalous secrets! Join us and witness the epic battle between Nerissa and Shiori as they navigate their way through the world of Minecraft…and maybe even discover their true identities as lesbians (allegedly)! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! Trust us, this server is not your average blocky adventure.

AnimeDelayOlympicsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	299	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of the Olympics ruining your anime schedule? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all Olympic coverage and focus solely on watching anime together! No more delays, just pure uninterrupted anime enjoyment. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a huge anime fan and may make a guest appearance to watch with us. So come join us and say goodbye to the satanic piece of shit event that is the Olympics! #AnimeOverOlympics

PupCraft: Stranger Danger!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of dealing with crazy dog ladies invading your Minecraft territory? Then join our server where we guarantee no entitled canines will be entering your virtual yard! Our server is a safe space for you and your little ones to play without the fear of barking interruptions.

Just like this dad who had to deal with a nosy neighbor and her unruly pup, you too can escape the drama and enjoy some peaceful Minecraft building. No more lectures on parenting or irresponsible dog owners ruining your fun!

So come join us and let your kids roam free in a dog-free zone. Build, explore, and never worry about unwanted guests crashing your blocky paradise. Join now and leave the real-world drama behind!

ManlyDislikesMinecraftSMP

gender change, gender discrimination, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconformity, Gender norms, gender perception, gender reassignment, Gender Roles, gender shift, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, gender transition, ManlyDislikesMinecraftSMP, Masculinity, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT, or getting pranked by the admin team with a never-ending supply of chickens in your base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Gender Swap” plugin, where players have the chance to experience life as the opposite gender. Imagine the hilarity of a group of tough, burly miners suddenly finding themselves in frilly dresses and high heels! Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue when the tables are turned.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of Minecraft and encourages players to let loose and have a good time. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what women might dislike the most if they were to become men? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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