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UselessItem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	675	Magic Items Found:	6934
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1923	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most useless object you own could actually be the key to unlocking secret powers and abilities.

Imagine a world where your old sock puppet collection can come to life and fight off creepers for you, or where that dusty old toaster you never use can actually teleport you to different dimensions. Anything is possible on our server, where the weirder the object, the more powerful it becomes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must search far and wide for the fabled Golden Potato of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this potato will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and adventure. Who knows, maybe that old rubber chicken you have lying around could be the key to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Potions Brewed:	130
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Alien Abductions:	2	Animals Bred:	172
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

No Fembot Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8457
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!

Crafty Asian SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

VANILLA MIKENRAFT SERVER ANARCHY Minecraft server

Anarchy, Associations, atmosphere, Bases, Clans, clean, Community, Donations, Empires, Events, Map, MIKENRAFT, Minecraft, Players, principalities, republics, Server, Unions, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dimension Hops:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magic Items Found:	6538

Greetings, traveler! I see you were looking for a really clean server, without privates or donations, a relatively vanilla server? This server is just like that, and there are no wipes of the world here. Vanilla and the community guarantee a pleasant atmosphere, that very lamp-like quality. Since the very inception of the server (October 2022), it has undergone quite a few events, wars, associations and expansion of players, associations were created, players developed and everyone contributed a part to the story and your step could be a new future, a new part of the server, without which the server will be different! On the server there are many bases from players, as well as from entire associations (clans, republics, empires, unions, principalities, etc.). You can find and explore all of them on the online server map:

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Hot Cocoa Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mines Excavated:	4240
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious hot chocolate for your gaming soul!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking cow who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest cocoa beans in all of Minecraft. Once you’ve gathered enough beans, you’ll have to battle a horde of evil marshmallows who are trying to steal your precious chocolatey goodness.

But fear not, because our server is equipped with a secret weapon – a giant chocolate fountain that shoots out hot chocolate at any enemy that dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of chocolate bars that will take you on a wild ride through a land of sugary delights.

So come join us on our server and experience the sweetest, most delicious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy.

Big Bang Theory Minecraft SMP Fan

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of being treated like a second-rate human just because you’re a bit different? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the misunderstood geniuses out there! Join us and experience a world where being passionate about something won’t get you called “retarded” by normies. We don’t gaslight or push anyone down, unless it’s off a cliff in-game for fun! So come on in and let your inner Sheldon shine, because here, autists reign supreme and normies are just NPCs waiting to be pranked. Don’t be left out in the snow to die, join us and let’s build a community where being different is celebrated, not hated.

Girlfriend’s Money-Making Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crops Grown:	6945	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only blowing you’ll be doing is blowing up creepers and blowing away your competition!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.

But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

The Blocky Bunch Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with sporty characters and thick adventures. Our server is like F-list, but in Minecraft form – create your character profile, find like-minded partners, and unleash your wildest fantasies in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as dedicated to kinks and depravity as you are? Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, our group forums are filled with juicy gossip and drama, and our kink list is longer than the Great Wall of China.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers blush when they see what’s going on. We have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the naughty shenanigans happening, and a filtered ads section for those looking for some extra spice in their roleplays.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes and every block tells a story. Who knows, you might just discover a kink you never knew you had – like building giant statues of your favorite anime characters in compromising positions. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like skills.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get access to. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits!

5. Our server is protected by a team of superhero pandas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they pack a mean punch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.