non emergency Minecraft Servers

non emergency Minecraft Servers

  • Smell911 – Wife & Aunt Drama

    Smell911 – Wife & Aunt Drama
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 7960
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Zombie Dances: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as calling the fire department for a vinegar smell? Look no further! Join our server where every little mishap turns into a full-blown emergency response.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend accidentally spills their virtual coffee on the keyboard. Next thing you know, the in-game fire department is knocking down your virtual door to put out the non-existent flames. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the thrill of calling in a gas truck, ambulance, and firetruck for the most mundane incidents. Who needs a calm and collected gaming experience when you can have pure chaos at every turn?

    So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember to call a contractor first before you dial 911 for that mysterious smell of vinegar and nail polish. See you in the game, where every day is a virtual emergency!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GF Left Me Hangin’ LOL

    GF Left Me Hangin’ LOL
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 310
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being put on hold by your significant other for their friends? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you will never be left hanging on the phone! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about being put on hold. Plus, we have a strict no-hold policy, so you can game in peace without any interruptions. Join now and say goodbye to being left on hold for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyHubbyRage

    CraftyHubbyRage
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 9981
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Potions Brewed: 35
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like my sneaky husband? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re lost in the woods without GPS or LTE signal, just like him! But don’t worry, you won’t smell like a pina colada, unless you want to. Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like my husband’s excuse for being gone for 3 days. Who needs reality TV when you can experience drama like this on our server? Come join us and see if you can uncover the truth, just like I’m trying to do with my husband!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP

    Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 8783
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Runes Activated: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on all the epic vtuber content because you’re too busy grinding in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect solution! Join us and never miss a single hololive stream again – we have a secret portal that connects directly to their virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that if you beat the Ender Dragon while watching a vtuber stream, you’ll unlock a special dance emote in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate holofan!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

    PerfumePillage Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 3739
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Votes: 4168

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

    But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

    So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

    TPWars: SisVsSisCostco
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 5843
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Falling into the Void: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

    Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

    So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BookWormSMP

    BookWormSMP
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 6081
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1365
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoTalentRichFame

    NoTalentRichFame
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 2645
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9062 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Dimension Hops: 4 Emeralds Found: 3637
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 9940
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

    CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 216
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Measles Vax Forever Land

    Measles Vax Forever Land
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 8429
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Animals Bred: 142 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Votes: 5645
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 147 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

    Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

    So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

    MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 3465
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3424 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Melios SMP Overview

    Features
    No teleportation or warps
    No land claiming system
    Vanilla experience
    Custom world generator
    Diamond-based economy
    World from March 2024
    Events

    Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

    Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
    Are there any plugins or mods on the server? No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
    Is griefing allowed? No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
    Can I contribute to the server events? Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Beer Me Minecraft Server

    Beer Me Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 7462
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Zombie Dances: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 745778 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Towns Built: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

    Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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