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UnkillableSpatula Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	132	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to challenge yourself to kill your friends with the most ridiculous objects possible. Forget swords and bows, we’re talking about killing someone with a cooked chicken or a flower pot! The more outrageous the kill, the more respect you’ll earn from your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unbreakable Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged villagers who believed it could mine through bedrock. Will you be the one to wield its power and uncover its true potential?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

ZeroDeath Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Animals Bred:	121

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers apologize before exploding! That’s right, on our server, you have a 0% chance of dying from any mob or environmental hazard. In fact, the zombies actually bring you flowers and the skeletons offer to do your homework for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rides a giant chicken into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Join our server and you might even get to ride a flying llama into the sunset while battling a horde of rainbow-colored spiders.

So why join our server? Because where else can you have tea parties with the Wither Boss or go on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato? Only on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you have to worry about is running out of popcorn while watching the epic battles between the villagers and the evil llamas. Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Epic House Doctor Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7426	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Void Gems Collected:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

TattooCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body autonomy, body modification, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, emotions, Expression, Girlfriend, love and acceptance., Minecraft, personal choice, relationship, Respect, self love, Server, soulmates, Support, TattooCraft, tattoos, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	New Chunks Explored:	743806
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	3810
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyMyths

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Divine Spears Created:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Crafty Chilean Migration: No Crime Shift

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132

so, liek, u kno wat wud b super fun? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles.

u kno wat else is wild? the story behind dis server. so, like, there was dis group of haitian migrants who came to chile and everyone was all freaked out about crime, but turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding. so now, we got dis awesome server where u can come chill and have a blast without any worries.

join us now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #crazystories #joinusbro

Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crops Grown:	6343
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!