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  • Creative Insults Minecraft SMP

    Creative Insults Minecraft SMP

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    🍉🥳 Hey friends, listen up! You ever thought about jumping into an epic Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers? Well, lemme hit you with this: You absolutely NEED to join this server because last week, Steve dropped a diamond sword from an Ender Dragon he swore he was best friends with – but then turned on him like a bad relationship from high school! 🙈💔

    Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious portal in the End—yeah, the END, not the beginning, but the END. Some say it leads to a dimension where nothing but enchanted rubber ducks float around and ask you riddles about the meaning of life. If you can’t answer, YOU HAVE TO CATCH THEM. That’s right! You think you can dodge questions? WRONG. 😱😜

    ALSO, the villagers here have started a rebel alliance against the regular trades. They’re hoarding emeralds like they’re going out of style! I tried to negotiate with one using a root beer float, and he laughed at me! He said I’d need to bring him a 5-star complex Minecraft pizza delivered by a pig riding a llama to get a single loaf of bread. 🍕🐷✨

    Oh! And don’t even get me started on the legend of the Skeleton Horse Warriors – they’re just skeletons, but they’ve decided they want to form a rock band! Their first album drops next week, and they’re naming it “Creepers Gonna Creep.” I already pre-ordered like it’s the next iPhone, dude. 📀💀🎤

    And guess what? If you bring your grandma to the server and she beats the Ender Dragon with a wooden spoon, we’ll declare her the new Mayor of Not-So-Safe Town! You get FREE cake in the town square for the next TWO Minecraft days just for being a part of that madness! 🍰🎉

    So, if you wanna flex your pixelated muscles and join a community where chaos reigns supreme and logic is just a suggestion, GET IN HERE! Remember, it’s not just a game; it’s a lifestyle… or a series of questionable decisions that might actually be the best time you ever had. Let’s be real, your mom will be so proud when you tell her you built a fortress out of watermelons that survive zombie sieges! 😂🍉💪

    So hop on in, bring some snacks, and let the madness begin! Be ready for high fives and creeper high-fives because who knows what could happen next?! YEEHAW!!! 🥳🌍💥

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Moon light smp

    Moon light smp

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    THANK YOU FOR VOTING ON OUR SERVER

    ERR9999.aternos.me

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  • SwashbuckleCraft

    SwashbuckleCraft

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    Apply on the Website! www.swashbucklecraft.com

    A server for Minecraft players looking for a map that will never reset and a community who loves the game

    Separate spawn points for each Minecraft version Players who love to build and explore Active and experienced admins Server specs that grow as the server does

    Adventure is inevitable, so get to swashbuckling!! -forge

    play.swashbucklecraft.com:25579

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  • ArkticGaming

    ArkticGaming

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    Awesome SMP server with a great {small for right now} community. In the process of building spawn city. Would love new members. Add myself on discord to apply! larsontk#7413 When applying fill the following questions out for me. 1. IGN 2. Age 3. Bender Type (A la Avatar the Last Airbender) 4. Reason for applying

    144.217.233.254:25636

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Globalmc

    Globalmc

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    New Earth Server:

    Hello, welcome to Globalmc, in this server we care about our players needs. So please give us a try! In our server you can create a town and war other towns to rise and become the strongest land/nation in the entire world!

    Information about Globalmc:play.global-mc.orgBedrock port: 25565

    Everything is in the discord:https://discord.gg/4rrUVUftrW

    Have fun!

    play.global-mc.org

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  • factions server

    factions server

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    join now free stuff new faction server please join I give free spawners and need help <----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- join now join now

    BFK6.aternos.me

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  • DM345 Flat World

    DM345 Flat World

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    Hi,

    I’m building an exiting server for PVP and creative construction. Anybody can join and the server has up to 25 player slots. I have constructed a castle and am working on a PVP arena. To anybody that joins and is interested in helping me build I will give op.

    158.69.125.169:25595

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  • Indian smp

    Indian smp

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    Hi,want to join a smp,come and join this smp.

    S1_Indian_Smp.aternos.me:29960

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  • MushroomCraft

    MushroomCraft

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    MushroomCraft is survival server striving to provide the ultimate survival experience. We try our absolute best to preserve the vanilla minecraft experience.

    On our server all your builds are 100% grief protected thanks to our claim system. Where players can claim their own personal land.

    We do also have a player economy. Where players can earn money from trading with each other and by voting on the server. All trading is done player to player either through the auction house or in person.

    The server is also run on top of high performing hardware so that we can provide the best lag free experience.

    Server Information Server IP: play.mushroomcraft.org Discord: https://mushroomcraft.org/discord Website: https://www.mushroomcraft.org

    play.mushroomcraft.org

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  • Sakura Island

    Sakura Island

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    -=SAKURA ISLAND=-

    Sakura Island is a new skyblock server that opened to the public on July 14th, 2019. With the ultimate goal of offering a revised and updated skyblock experience for you and everyone else compared to other skyblock servers with features such as custom islands, events, and plugins. We are looking for active players and staff.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Ftp8gz8 Server IP: SakuraSB.apexmc.co (Version 1.12.2)

    SakuraSB.apexmc.co:25641

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