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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9708 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6896 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Star Shards Collected: | 122 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
