Non-Alcoholic MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PunchCraft: No Hangover Guaranteed!

party etiquette, misunderstanding, alcohol consumption, hangover, workplace conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sandy after a few too many sips of punch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time that will leave you stumbling around like Sandy at the office party.

We don’t just serve regular punch, oh no. Our punch is so potent, it’ll make you question reality. Just like Sandy thought she was drunk off our non-alcoholic punch, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join us for a party that will leave you feeling like you’ve fallen off your chair (metaphorically, of course). And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even receive an angry text from a coworker accusing you of spiking the punch. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. And Sandy, if you’re reading this, we’ve got a special non-alcoholic punch waiting just for you. Cheers!

Brits Gone Wild

tea, summer drink, Edition, uk, Brits

Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

HoselessAuntieDrama

expensive car, single woman, apartment rental, family help, financial responsibility

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your aunt’s luxurious lifestyle and financial woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, or battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

Forget about expensive cars and canceled insurance policies – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Join now and leave your aunt’s troubles behind!

Who needs family loans when you can join our server and become the richest player in the virtual world? With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and leave your aunt’s financial woes in the dust!

CraftyFreedomUSvsEU

society, AMERICANS, Europe, Government, Lifestyle

Are you tired of being oppressed by the British monarchy or suffocated by European regulations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate land of freedom!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire without any pesky taxes or red tape. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Why not!

On our server, you can truly be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a fearless explorer, a cunning trickster, or just a potato farmer with dreams of world domination. So say goodbye to the shackles of oppression and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and let your freedom flag fly high!

NettyCraft: Hostage Negotiation Gone Wrong

Conflict Resolution, international relations, Négotiation, NettyCraft, government officials

So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where you can, like, totally escape from the drama of real life and just build stuff with your buddies. But get this, the server is so lit that even security chiefs, negotiators, and the US are all up in arms about it! They’re like blaming Netanyahu for tanking hostage talks because everyone is too busy playing on this server instead of doing their jobs. It’s like, so crazy, right?

But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Plus, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, a bazillion diamonds and become the richest player ever. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master.

So, like, forget about all the political drama and come join this Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life. Just watch out for those evil chickens – they mean business.

TwinSwitchCraft

twin mysteries, baby mix-up, mistaken switch, family mix-up, Identical Twins

join our epic minecraft server where identical twins were switched at birth and now roam the land, causing chaos and confusion! find your long-lost twin and team up to conquer the world together! watch out for the evil twin who is plotting to take over the server with their army of doppelgangers! embark on crazy quests, build insane structures, and battle it out in epic pvp battles! come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate twin switcharoo!

PostdocPanicCraft

LIMITATIONS, Scientific community, PostdocPanicCraft, nih, Government

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the postdoc support is off the charts! like, the NIH is all up in here capping it at five years, but who cares, right? cuz we got all the support you need to level up and slay those creepers! plus, the criticism just adds to the drama, like a soap opera but with blocks and stuff. come join us and let’s build some crazy shenanigans together!

CelestialCraft – Your Ultimate Family-Friendly Survival Experience!

Cosmetics, Customization, Minecraft, forum rewards, rank up

Just Released: Dive into the Brand New CelestialCraft Survival Server!🌟 Server Highlights:

latest Minecraft updates

players

🚀 Exciting Features:

server

🛠️ Unique Plugins and Systems:

PyroFishing & PyroFarming (Optional): Experience custom fishing and farming mechanics.Silk Spawners: Move spawners with silk touch tools.ResourceWorld: Regularly reset Resource, End, and Nether worlds for continuous exploration.

🏪 Shops and Economy:

Server Shop

🏷️ Customization and Perks:

Cool Chat Tags: Discover unique tags via /tags, purchasable in the server store.Player Warps: Earn or buy warps for easy navigation.Claimblocks: Start with 500, earn more by playing, or purchase in-game.

🏆 Additional Features:

Forum Rewards: Reply to our forum post monthly for 100 StarShards using /forumrewards.Cosmetics: Explore a variety of cosmetics available in the server store via /cosmetics.World Resets: Keep track of world resets using /worldresets.Claim Flags: Customize your claim settings with /claimflags.Rank Up: Unlock new perks and abilities with /rankup.Supporter Ranks: View and purchase supporter ranks via /ranks.Discord Community: Join our Discord for updates, support, and more using /discord.Family-Friendly Chat: Maintain a respectful chat environment; mild swearing is allowed in private chats.

🎉 Events and Voting:

Daily Voting: Vote daily to earn money and StarShards.Pinata Party: Participate in pinata parties at spawn when voting milestones are reached.

Join us now for an unmatched Minecraft experience on CelestialCraft. Our server is built to provide a fun, engaging, and community-focused environment for players of all ages.How to Join:Server IP: celestialcraft.gg

Discord: discord.gg/jNbvssJU

We can’t wait to see you in-game! Happy crafting!

pmc.celestialcraft.gg

Endless Eating: Where you can munch your way through creepers, cows, and cake on Java 1.21 Vanilla+ server for ages 16+

Warps, chat games, Whitelist, Semi Vanilla, Cows

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Description
SMP World & Resource World	Explore, create unique builds, visit other player areas and shops. Gather materials in Resource World.
OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds	Challenges, Generators, Quests, and a unique Oneblock Phase experience.

Unique Server Features

Feature	Description
Quality of Life plugins	Various plugins to enhance gameplay experience.
Unique plugins	Treefeller, Quests, Shops, and more to make gameplay interesting.

FAQ

How to Join?

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez

Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15mins

What our Server has to offer:

SMP World & Resource World. Enjoy our incredible SMP world where you can explore and create unique builds and visit other players areas and shops! Warp to our Resource World to gather all your materials for builds!
OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds. Wanting something different than the SMP? Play our other game modes, fit with Challenges, Generators, Quests and a Unique Oneblock Phase experience like no other!

What makes us Unique?

We have an expansive Quality of Life plugin list, some even paid plugins to help improve your experience and make playing on our Server interesting.
A few of these plugins include, Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Shops, Warps, Homes, Crates, Infinite Villager Trading and Improved Stonecutting Recipes!

Join our server and get whitelisted today to fully experience Minecraft as it should be played!

WhisperCraft Minecraft Server

WhisperCraft, ALERT, falcon, scurrying, shhh..

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Russian rats tremble in fear at the sight of our majestic falcons! Join us for epic battles between these natural enemies, as the falcons swoop down from the sky to protect our land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who are always ready to lend a helping hand in your adventures. Need help defeating a boss? Just call on our shell-shocked friends for backup!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered deep within the caves of our server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Russian rats!