Non-Alcoholic MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PunchCraft: No Hangover Guaranteed!

social awkwardness, GUARANTEED, workplace conflict, hangover, workplace dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sandy after a few too many sips of punch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time that will leave you stumbling around like Sandy at the office party.

We don’t just serve regular punch, oh no. Our punch is so potent, it’ll make you question reality. Just like Sandy thought she was drunk off our non-alcoholic punch, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join us for a party that will leave you feeling like you’ve fallen off your chair (metaphorically, of course). And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even receive an angry text from a coworker accusing you of spiking the punch. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. And Sandy, if you’re reading this, we’ve got a special non-alcoholic punch waiting just for you. Cheers!

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Brits Gone Wild

coffee, cold beverage, Chilled, tea, frozen treat

Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

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OnceUponASMP: Where Voiced Fairy Tales Come to Life! 📚✨

Battles, shulker boxes, Abilities, chests, Diplomacy

Storytime SMP Server Overview

Description
The Storytime SMP is a Survival Multiplayer Server where players play a character of their own creation. Players can create nations, have diplomacy with other nations, epic battles, and more. Each season will have its own unique story told through events.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I create my own character?	Yes, players can create their own characters on the server.
What are Events?	Events are special battles and challenges that players must participate in to receive Items of Power.
What are Items of Power?	Items of Power grant the user special abilities like speed and strength. Other players can steal these items from you.
How long do players have to run with obtained items?	Players have 1 hour to run with obtained items before it becomes hunting season.
Is PvP disabled during events?	Yes, PvP is disabled during events for players to focus on battling mobs and looting arenas.

Minecraft Mochi Madness

manga lovers, manga series, Minecraft, comedy, manga updates

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world and want to escape to a place where you can live out your wildest fantasies? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

job prospects, unemployment, job market, fully remote position, career planning

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t involve sitting in front of a computer all day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us on our server where you can escape the monotony of your remote job and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of overemployment. Will you be able to juggle multiple jobs while still maintaining your sanity? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious “J” conspiracy.

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1. "8MinToLiveMC"
2. "DocSaysByeMC"
3. "8MinDiagnosis"
4. "MinecraftMD"
5. "Last8MinsMC"
6. "DocGives8MC"
7. "8MinToCraft"
8. "MCDoctorSays"
9. "EightMinCraft"
10. "MC8MinWarning"
Medical, time limit, urgent care, Urgency, Healthcare

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the excitement never ends! Join us if you want to live life on the edge, just like me when my doctor gave me eight minutes to live. But guess what? I spent those eight minutes building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. And now I’m still here, thriving and ready to take on any challenge this server throws at me.

Join us for the thrill of a lifetime, where every block you place could be the difference between life and death (or at least a game over screen). Our community is full of fearless builders, daring adventurers, and maybe even a few doctors who will give you a countdown just for fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the face of imminent doom. Who knows, you might just surprise yourself and end up building a masterpiece in those eight minutes too. Let’s do this!

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Blocky Flicks to Server Sticks

blocky, film industry, Alien, flicks, predator

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Join our server for a wild ride through the worlds of Alien, Terminator, and Predator – but with a hilarious twist!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a Xenomorph pops out of nowhere and starts doing the Macarena! Or imagine trying to build a house while a T-800 Terminator keeps trying to challenge you to a dance-off.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Our server has a secret hidden area where you can team up with the Predators to throw the ultimate intergalactic BBQ party. Who knew these deadly creatures were such grill masters?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s out of this world (literally), join our server today and get ready for some laugh-out-loud moments you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a Xenomorph who’s bad at dancing, in which case, you might want to sit this one out.

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PurpleMc

Survival, LifeSteal

Immerse yourself in the Minecraft universe with PurpleMc! Giveaways e keyall soliti Chat and vocalize: Always stay up to date on the latest server news and updates Come in now! play.purplemc.hbmc.net https://discord.gg/W4G6jYy9Ag Need a hand? Visit the site! https://purplemc.ccserv.xyz/

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CoconutCraft: Where coconuts rule and Hermit crabs drool. Forget dynmap, we have voice chat! Newbies welcome!

Coreprotect, proximity chat, CoconutCraft, Whitelisted, apply

CoconutCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features

Shops and a diamond-based economy

No landclaim, trust-based server

Coreprotect for grief prevention

Plugins for quality of life changes

CoconutCraft Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: How can I join the CoconutCraft server?

A: Join our discord server and follow the application process to get whitelisted for the server.

Q: Is proximity chat mandatory on CoconutCraft?

A: Proximity chat is optional on CoconutCraft and not forced.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements on CoconutCraft?

A: Absolutely no pay-to-win elements on CoconutCraft. It is a fair and welcoming community.

Q: What type of economy does CoconutCraft have?

A: CoconutCraft has a diamond-based economy, with shops available for players to trade.

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BrickBlockz

language skills, German, vocabulary, pronunciation, deutsch mit biss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena and the zombies have a strict dress code of Hawaiian shirts and flip flops. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their killer dance moves. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a squad of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of zombies breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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