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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 380 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes! You’ll never have to worry about boring old reality again when you can build your own castle made entirely of cheese and ride a giant hamster as your noble steed. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend a talking potato or participate in epic potato sack races across the server. Say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the absurd on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
