NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE Minecraft Servers

NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE Minecraft Servers

  • NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE

    NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 758
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Alien Abductions: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your siblings? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to leave you hanging like this poor soul’s brother did on New Year’s Eve! Our community is full of responsible players who understand the importance of respecting each other’s time and plans.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting your nephew and niece while your brother and his wife party the night away. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and making friends who won’t ditch you for a fancy party.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that only the most loyal and trustworthy players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Only one way to find out!

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  • Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server

    Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 7587
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the past like it’s still 1999? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got time machines that will transport you to a world where the Spice Girls are still topping the charts and everyone is rocking frosted tips. Join us for a totally tubular experience that will have you saying, “As if!” So grab your Tamagotchi and parachute pants and join us for a blast from the past like no other.

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  • Blocky McBlockface Adventures

    Blocky McBlockface Adventures
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 2689
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being a wanted criminal in the virtual world. Build your own underground hideout, engage in epic battles with the authorities, and evade capture at all costs.

    But be warned, the police force on this server is no joke. They will stop at nothing to bring you to justice, even if it means blowing up your precious creations. So gather your fellow outlaws and prepare for the ultimate showdown on our lawless Minecraft server.

    Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!

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  • SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!

    SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 6319
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of discriminating against ginger people? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all souls, whether they’re ginger or not! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement is to have a fiery spirit (and maybe a few freckles).

    Our server is home to the most epic ginger warriors you’ll ever meet. They’ll protect you from any mob that comes your way, all while rocking their fiery locks and showing off their soulful personalities.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant gingerbread house, and every player gets a lifetime supply of gingerbread cookies as a welcome gift. So come on over and join us for a soulful adventure that’s sure to leave you feeling spicy!

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  • BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!

    BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 2419
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Mythical Quests Completed: 15

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where chuubas with big boobas are celebrated and embraced. Forget about flat chests, we’ve got all the curves you could ever want in our pixelated world.

    Join us for epic battles against giant blocky monsters, where the bigger the chuubas, the stronger the player! Our server is filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures, all centered around our love for big boobas.

    So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who knew that chuubas with big boobas could make Minecraft so much more fun!

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  • MineCraftyMcCraftFace

    MineCraftyMcCraftFace
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 7037
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Votes: 9201 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical land of exploding chickens and dancing creepers. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? We got you covered!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of Minecraft trivia. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust a move!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

    The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 9966
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

    But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

    And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

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  • Crafty Twink Fap Shack

    Crafty Twink Fap Shack
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 8162
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 196
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Animals Bred: 167
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

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  • Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

    Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 6820
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Villages Defended: 18 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

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  • Crafty Kik Kingdom

    Crafty Kik Kingdom
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 3708
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Mines Excavated: 1827
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 5085
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 1271

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

    Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!

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  • Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!

    Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 7023
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged by your village for being a weirdo recluse subhuman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a weirdo recluse subhuman is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Join us and find your tribe of fellow misfits who will appreciate your uniqueness and embrace your quirks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. So why wait? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate weirdo recluse subhuman in the best way possible!

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