NoMore9to5MC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMore9to5MC

career, Duty, employment, Experience, Job, Job Interview, job market, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, Labor, never again, NoMore9to5MC, occupation, Position, Profession, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Role, task, work

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Votes:	4926
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Have you ever been a creeper babysitter? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become a professional creeper whisperer! Never worry about getting blown up again as you expertly calm down those explosive green critters with your soothing words and calming presence. Join us now and say goodbye to creeper-related PTSD forever!

NoobNoTouchy

BEWARE, Caution, cautionary tales, dangerous situations, Experience, hard lessons, hard-earned knowledge, hard-won wisdom, learning the hard way, lessons learned, life advice, life experiences, life lessons, NoobNoTouchy, risky behavior, Risky Business, risky decisions, risky ventures, Valuable insights, wisdom

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Creeper King who farts explosive TNT blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage cousin, the Ender Llama, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by teleporting them to random locations.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with danger, chaos, and plenty of laughs, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

alliance solidarity, biden, BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, forceful speech, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Party, peacekeeping efforts, putin, Putins, sanctions, security measures, Server, Ukraine, world politics

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we stop putin like biden tells nato!!! we build giant walls to keep out the evil russian creepers and ride polar bears into battle against the communist zombies. our leader biden gives inspiring speeches before every raid, pumping us up to fight for freedom and democracy in the minecraft world. join now and be a hero in the war against putin’s pixel army!!!

CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL

controversial remarks, czech republic, CzechCraft, Czechia, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, government statements, international relations, name-calling, political tension, russia, Russian government, Slavic nations, trash of humanity, TrashyRussiaLOL

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	521957	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	702	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!

one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”

and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!

oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!

so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!

ForgetCraft: Unreliable Memories

accurate memory, cognitive memory, ForgetCraft, human memory, Memories, Memory, memory accuracy, memory cognition, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory function, memory processing., memory recall, memory reliability, memory retention, memory retrieval, memory storage, reliable memory, unreliable

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Runes Activated:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Farms Harvested:	424
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks and glowstone. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’re magical.

build a house out of rainbow wool and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie army. our players are all secretly wizards who can summon dragons with a flick of their wand.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasure chests and mysterious portals to other dimensions. join us and become part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. remember, reality is just a suggestion here.

CraftyAutophagyFun

Alteration, antineoplastic, antineoplastic effects, antiretroviral drugs, Autophagy, Cancer, cancer cell autophagy, Cell Death, CraftyAutophagyFun, Drugs, Effective, Impact, Mechanism, potentiate, repurposing, Understanding

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.

So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

LargeGF Minecraft Server

big girls, DATING, funny, gf, humor, internet culture, Large, LargeGF, lonely, longing, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, no, online dating, plus size women, relationship, sad, Server, single, social media, tfw, unrequited love

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3112	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

2020, 2077, Advanced technology, Arasaka, ArasakaCraft, blown into million pieces, brain tumor, Corporation, cure, Cyberpunk, dystopian society, ethical dilemmas, futuristic, Human, medical advancements, medical miracles, Minecraft, Powerful, reconstruct, resurrect, science fiction, Server, Technology

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

PhonelessLoveCraft

Attention, Autonomy, Boundaries, busy schedules, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Date night, Digital Detox, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Listening, petty arguments, phone addiction, PhonelessLoveCraft, public display, quality time, relationship, Respect, restaurant etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Emeralds Found:	5007
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

CraftyBoomers

age, Campaign, candidates, CraftyBoomers, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, generational shift, Government, leadership, Maturity, policy, Politics, president, public opinion, qualifications, Retirement, society, term limits, Voting

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4465	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!

AI vs. Disinfo Minecraft Server

ai technology, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, disinfo, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, foreign relations, government-backed, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Technology, US

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we disrupt russian government-backed disinformation campaigns with our epic AI technology!!! we be like the avengers of minecraft, fighting off evil bots and trolls with our mad skills and epic teamwork!! join us for a crazy adventure full of twists and turns, where you never know what will happen next!! plus, we have the best parties in town with unlimited cake and fireworks!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!