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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2815 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?