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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8053 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?