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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7173 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
