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BlockyLoveLand

adult activities, adult interaction, bedroom activities, BlockyLoveLand, consensual relations, euphemism, family friendly, family-friendly euphemism, family-friendly intercourse, family-friendly phrase, intercourse, intimate relations, lovemaking, making love, marital relations, phrase, physical intimacy, polite term, private time, romantic encounter, sexual intercourse

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mines Excavated:	2134
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Farms Harvested:	430	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Potions Brewed:	79	Votes:	1502
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Potions Brewed:	90
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	4397
Void Gems Collected:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mines Excavated:	2218	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

BridgeBusterCraft

aggression, Blockade, border, Bridge.., BridgeBusterCraft, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Players Killed by Monsters:	3621	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we reenact epic battles like Ukraine cutting off Russian troops by blowing up the last bridge in Kursk Oblast. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and pixelated characters. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and treasures. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: TekCraft – Tekken Edition

Character, Combos, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, TekCraft, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	156
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	137	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 characters battling it out in the Minecraft world!

Picture this: Steve facing off against Kazuya Mishima in an epic showdown for the ages. Who will emerge victorious? Only you can decide by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have Glicko2 ratings for all players, so you can see just how skilled you really are. Plus, our terminology and jargon will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!